What are some funny sentences like "big gold chain and small gold watch, three small barbecues a day"?

Qian Shan is always in love. Can you give me five yuan less?

How can we have true feelings? The extra five dollars I earn is five dollars.

Drinking blue ribbon and watching yellow ribbon will affect the next generation. Give him a whole pair of handcuffs sooner or later.

The chest is not high enough, put two sticky bean bags.

Sitting in a private room, holding a mobile phone, hanging a BB machine around her waist, carrying two female foxes.

Go to work at eight o'clock, arrive at nine o'clock, have a cup of tea and a newspaper, take a nap at noon, get on the bus in the afternoon, go to the toilet before work, and leave a bubble for the unit before leaving.

-All the above are from Mr. Yang Zhenhua's Animal World.

Are you surprised after reading it? This is just a line of a cross talk work, but it has left so many classics.

And "Such a Big Style", which was adapted by Mr. Ma Ji into "When I Get Rich"-I can drink two and a half catties, so I can rest assured that I can drink half a catty of such comrades, and I can cultivate such cadres. ...

The "drunk driver" first-class driver drives a car and follows the manager to eat and drink. The second-class driver drives a big car. Relatives and friends have third-class drivers who drive big goods. This is a year-round celebration. The fourth-class driver opens bread, and there is no shortage of food and burning. The fifth-class driver drives a jeep and pulls his family every week. Sixth-class drivers drive a lot, and there is enough beer and white wine to drink. Seven drivers open a bucket and hang cigarettes and wine. Eight drivers are individuals, and this one killed Lao Zhang Ming and Lao Li. A nine-class driver drives four rounds, and he also pays people. The top ten drivers are all walking and driving with their hands on their hands, and the bottom of a dirt car is moving.

These are the works of Mr. Yang, and of course there are many others.

At that time, the burden of that generation of crosstalk people will become a buzzword in the streets.

Nowadays, buzzwords flooding the Internet have occupied crosstalk works.

China's cross talk satirized the first person and was fired. He has been wandering from place to place for many years, but he never leaves the audience and cross talk. He is praised as "Chaplin's performance and Peng's spirit" by the audience who like him. Now Mr. Yang is over eighty years old and is one of many ordinary old people in Shenyang. Sometimes he will appear in the activities of folk art youth groups, and occasionally he will take the stage to partner with him.

Hold the baby and point to the old man, remember! He once dominated the history of cross talk in China.