Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - English translation: yang without lifting, lifting without firmness, firm without erectness, erect without ejection
English translation: yang without lifting, lifting without firmness, firm without erectness, erect without ejection
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First of all, let me advise you not to put too much pressure on yourself after this kind of problem occurs, and don't be like me before Just blindly looking for any method will be counterproductive. You must find it correctly before you can use it.
As I later used, "Xu Yanzhi's Real Record of Strength"; this article. The purely natural herbal method of pure yang mentioned in this article is really good. I felt good changes soon after using it, and my energy improved a lot. Not only did I not feel tired when I did it, but I also felt very good. It became really hard and lasted for 30 to 40 minutes without any pressure. You know, I was done in just a few minutes and I felt so tired now.
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I ran away for a few steps, but no one came. I heard Zhang San and the official yelling and scolding. I was curious and couldn't help but go back again. I saw Zhang San being beaten by the official. His face was covered with blood, and everyone's eyes were on him. The little monkey huddled next to him, rolling his eyes, motionless. He was delighted when he saw this, and quietly covered his eyes while everyone was distracted. He grabbed it and stuffed it into his arms. Suddenly he saw a girl in white clothes in the distance staring at him, shouting, and hurriedly stretched out his fist to wave at her. The girl was frightened by him and did not dare to speak.
'After bluffing people, he ran a long way away and stopped beside a willow tree. He took the monkey out of his arms and touched its head. Unexpectedly, the monkey was very annoyed with him and threw it away. The head bit his hand. ’ Feeling the pain, he loosened his hand, and the monkey jumped out of his hand, and tried to jump up to the willow tree nearby. ’ I quickly stretched out my feet and stepped on the rope around its neck. The monkey jumped here and there, but it just kept spinning in place. ' Touching the back of his hand, feeling annoyed, he wrapped the rope around the dog's feet and commanded: "Idiot, bite it!" Hearing the sound, the idiot jumped out and bared his teeth to bite the little monkey. The little monkey naturally ran away with all his strength. Although it was agile, it was caught by the rope on the dog's leg just as it ran far.
For a moment, I just watched two beasts, one running away, the other chasing, bumping and bumping, pulling a rope straight. ’ Watching from the sidelines, they fell down laughing. Suddenly, the monkey turned around and started running around the idiot. The idiot was driven around three times in an instant. His four claws were tied together, and he fell to the ground, looking at it and barking. ' He was dumbfounded and thought to himself: "What a deceitful little monkey!" But although the golden monkey tied the dog, he himself was also pulled at the end of the rope and could not move.
Passers around saw the dog and monkey frozen on the spot by ropes, and burst into laughter. Suddenly, a voice was heard: "Little beast!" The voice was crisp and clear, especially loud among the laughter. ’ When he was startled, he ran away without even being able to hug the dog or monkey. As soon as he turned around, two big men blocked him face to face, with their hands spread wide, trying to catch him. He lowered his head and used the "Wild Dog Pounce" move, jumped out from the ground and got under one of them. The two men attacked him from a double flank, and it was easy to capture him, but they didn't expect this kid to resort to such rogue tricks. Suddenly, I heard a "plop" sound and jumped into the lake. The girl in white rushed over and had to stop when she saw what happened.
'Like a live carp, it jumped out five or six feet in the lake. Seeing no one chasing it, it turned around and floated up, yelling at the shore: "Thief bitch! If you plant it, let's see how grandpa will deal with you!" "The girl in white was born with dignity. She had never been scolded like this before. She lost her voice and said, "You...what are you scolding me for?" She danced in the water and said proudly: "Thief... You thief..."
The pretty girl in white blushed and said angrily: "Little beast, you... you are so angry!" She took off her clothes and went down. All the followers were horrified and tried to stop her and said: "No way! Young master, you don't know how to drink water, don't be fooled by this kid!" The girl in white thought it right and said: "Okay, you go down and capture him. !”
The six followers were dumbfounded, but they couldn’t disobey their orders, so they had no choice but to take off their clothes and shoes and jump into the water. Although they are good at martial arts, their water skills are very ordinary. ’ He has grown up in Whitewater Bay since he was a child. The creek and deep pool in Whitewater Bay are like his bedroom. At this moment, when he saw six people entering the water awkwardly, he advanced forward instead of retreating and went to meet them. Seven people were walking back and forth in the lake, making the dark blue water seem to be boiling.
After entangled for a while, he suddenly slipped out from among them. The six people Qingyi pulled their hands on their waists, and their bones sank downwards. The girl in white clothes said in shock: "What? Are you injured?" A big man stretched his head out of the water and said: "No... Gu..." The girl in white clothes said: "What's that?" A big man choked twice in a row. Shui said: "Subordinate... Gudu... I'm sorry... Gudu..." The girl in white stamped her feet and said, "Why are you so rude? Why don't you catch that little beast!" Suddenly, six subordinates let go, and their pants suddenly fell down from their knees. , she was so shocked that she quickly covered her eyes, and covered the eyes of the girl next to her with her other hand.
The six people were extremely embarrassed and climbed onto the shore naked. As soon as they landed, they immediately tightened their trousers and did not dare to loosen them. It turned out that by skillfully using the "magic hand of wishful thinking", everyone's belts were ripped off in the water. The girl in white laughed loudly in the water, and became even more angry. She stepped off the embankment and grabbed a small boat. The six followers, holding their trousers, could not stop her and watched her row towards the lake.
The girl in white had never rowed a boat before. The first two strokes were quite clumsy, causing the boat to spin around. It also looks similar. She looked up again, but the shadow of the "little beast" was gone. She was startled. Suddenly she felt the boat shaking, and she quickly made a "Dong Qi Zhen Yue". The horse's steps sank steeply, and the boat entered the water half a foot, and it was above her head. It made him dizzy. ’ Not wanting to give up, she pushed hard several times, but after all, she was small and weak, and the woman’s footwork was flexible and she always kept the boat in check. The two of them fought six or seven times, and when they came up to breathe, the girl in white squirted the liquid across their foreheads. It was so hot and painful that they felt furious. They got into the water, pulled out their swords, and dug a hole in the bottom of the boat.
The woman was shocked when she saw the boat entering the water. She happened to see a painted boat about a foot away. On the boat, the dignitaries hugged the orioles and watched the excitement. Without thinking, she jumped up. ’ They followed him and pierced the boat again. The bottom cabin was filled with water, the boat tilted, and the people on board were in chaos.
There were a lot of boat boats on the lake, and the girl in white jumped onto another boat and chased after them.
The man's body was as hard as a bronze bell. The vibration made him dizzy. When he raised his eyes, he only screamed in pain, but he didn't know the level.
When the visitor saw him turning around to run away, he pinched his neck, his eyes were as big as a bull's eye, and he said angrily: "You bastard! You escaped well!" He was extremely angry and miserable. , struggling desperately, the two attendants arrived, holding their pants in one hand, and shouted loudly: "General Manager Qin came just in time, otherwise this little beast would escape again!" Qin Bofu frowned slightly when he saw the strange appearance of the two of them: "What kind of fight are you doing?" The two of them smiled bitterly at each other, and a big man said bitterly: "It's all this little beast." He felt angry and reached out to slap him. Unexpectedly, a hand stretched out from the side and blocked his wrist. The big man was stunned, lowered his head and said: "Young Master Yuan."
'Looking sideways, I saw an extra man beside Qin Bofu. He was about thirty years old, and he was born like a god. Jade, unparalleled handsome, eyes like a clear pool, one can see the bottom. He was so excited when he looked at him that he couldn't help but think, "This man's eyes look like his father's." He felt sour for no reason and couldn't help but look at the man again and thought, "My father is not as good-looking as him..." Seeing him looking at him stupidly, the man smiled and said, "Is that you? You are really naughty!"
After he finished speaking, he looked at the sunken ship on the lake and frowned: "Such a big thing happened. "It's time for the mission to come. If you don't leave now, you will only cause trouble!" Qin Bofu nodded, looked back at the boat in the distance, and recognized that the Tibetan monk on the boat was the person he had met outside Lin'an City. , couldn’t help but raise his eyebrows. But seeing the boat leisurely going far away, I didn't expect to catch up with it, so I had to snort angrily, grab it and walk away.
After walking a few steps, I suddenly heard someone shouting: "Uncle Qin!" When he turned around, he saw a small figure rushing towards him, getting into his arms, giggling, but it was the little girl in white. . Qin Bofu showed a smile on his stern face, caressing the girl's head with pity, looked down at the dog and monkey in her arms, frowned and said: "Shuang'er, I don't mind holding these beasts dirty. "What?" The girl smiled and said, "Don't be afraid!" The idiot in her arms was so happy when she saw her master that she barked and rushed forward. The girl blushed and said, "Give it back to you!" Hand the idiot over. ’ took it and grabbed it by the neck. ‘Angrily. The girl said "ouch" and shouted hurriedly: "Don't twist it." She felt angry and sneered: "It's not your father, so why should I have nothing to do with you!"
The middle-aged man was shocked when he heard the sound, but Qin Bofu was furious. He raised the '' and gave him two hard blows on the buttocks. He cursed loudly, then looked at the golden monkey in the girl's arms and said fiercely: "He, the monkey is mine too, give it back to me." Seeing him gnashing his teeth, the girl took a step back in shock, for fear of him. Come and snatch it, hold the monkey tightly with both hands.
Qin Bofu said angrily: "You bastard! Are you still pretending to be cruel?" Another bastard grabbed the dog with his backhand and handed it to the girl. The girl hugged him gently and smoothed the gray and black neck skin of the idiot. The idiot narrowed his dog eyes and seemed to be enjoying it. ’ Seeing this, he was so angry that he shed tears and shouted: “You stinky dog, you have no sense of loyalty...” But he was pushed and shoved by Qin Bofu all the way to Tianji Befu.
At this moment, Old Ding’s head had already been relieved, and he was staring at him with his fists. He knew that he would be beaten badly, so he wiped away his tears, held his head high, and made up his mind: "Beat him to death." I won't bow my head." Seeing his arrogant expression, Old Dingtou became more and more angry. He swallowed and said bitterly: "Young Master Yuan! This kid really deserves a beating. Please order me to give him a beating. "Dun!"
The middle-aged man waved his hands and said with a smile: "That's all, at your age, why do you need to be as knowledgeable as a naughty boy!" Before he finished speaking, someone said crisply: "I just want to beat you!" It would be better to die.
When it comes to knowledge, he is just a fool. He can't understand a word of these literary explanations, has no way to answer, and feels very depressed. He walked dully for a while, and a small lake appeared at the end of the corridor. Lotus flowers were planted all over the lake, and the broad lotus leaves were shoulder to shoulder, covering the water surface; Hua Murong was seen holding Hua Xiaoshuang's arm, passing by the waterside pavilion and entering the pavilion. ’ After a slight hesitation, he followed.
Qin Bofu and Hua Qingyuan were waiting in the pavilion when they saw a handsome child walking in. They were stunned and recognized it. Qin Bofu slapped his thigh and said with a smile: "Kid, please clean up yourself, he looks like a dog." Hua Qingyuan also smiled and said: "Yes, at first I thought it was pure gold and jade, pearls covered with dust. It’s always better to be more refined!”
’ Da Lala sat down and scanned the table, only to see sauced duck, fat chicken, white lotus root and red water chestnut, and goosefoot sheep. Preserved meat, crab roe and shrimp, as well as many unnamed candied herbs and dried and fresh fruits. ’ His stomach growled wildly, and he was not polite at the moment. He reached out and tore off a chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth.
Hua Murong frowned and said, "Have you never eaten?" 'My tongue couldn't turn around and it made a whining sound. Hua Murong looked at him eating and felt disgusted from the bottom of her heart. She then said patiently: "Let me ask you, what should I use for eating?" "Of course I use my hands..." He stretched out his hand to take it again, but was hit. Hua Murong has a pair of chopsticks. He covered his hands and jumped up, and was about to act wild. Hua Qingyuan on the side stretched out his hand and gently pressed his shoulder. ' Involuntarily sitting back on the stool, Hua Qingyuan smiled, picked up a chicken leg with chopsticks, put it in his bowl, then took a bowl of soup, and said: "Eat slowly, don't choke." 'Look at him. His words were gentle, and he couldn't help but think of the times when he and his mother were naughty and mischievous, and his father treated him the same way. But now that he is buried in the soil, he will never force himself to sit down again, or pick up vegetables and rice for himself. Not to mention telling myself to chew slowly and carefully. Thinking of this, I suddenly felt sad in my heart and bowed my head in silence.
Everyone was surprised to see him suddenly listless. Xiaoshuang, who was on the side, pulled the corner of his clothes and said, "Brother Xiao, are you feeling uncomfortable?" When he woke up, he hurriedly rubbed the wet corners of his eyes with the lapel of his clothes, tried his best to put on a ruthless look, glared at Xiaoshuang and said: " You...what did you call me?" Xiaoshuang's face turned red and she snorted. He was a child after all, and he forgot his worries in a blink of an eye. He relaxed his mind, opened his hands to the left and right, and took in all the delicacies on the table. The chicken and duck were fat and rich, the lotus root was fresh, salty and sweet, sour and spicy, and he had never eaten like this before. What a wonderful feast, I feel full of joy. Hua's brother and sister are both very clean. Seeing how slovenly he eats, Hua Murong frowns and takes off the chopsticks early. Hua Qingyuan tastes two chopsticks and doesn't eat anymore.
Qin Bofu looked at it for a moment and suddenly sighed: "'You're not good, but you are a little clever. If you are willing to listen to me, I can pass on all my skills to you!' "Everyone was shocked, Hua Murong said anxiously: "Brother Qin, how can this little brat learn your skills?" Qin Bofu waved his hand and said, "Don't say anything yet!" Hua Murong said. Be solemn and don’t want to say too much.
Unexpectedly, he shook his head and said: "You're not good at it!" Everyone was stunned again. Uncle Qin's face turned purple, and he exerted force on the five fingers of his right hand, and there were five more fingerprints on the sandalwood table. Seeing that the situation was not going well, Hua Qingyuan said with a smile: "You probably don't know that the name Qin Bofu, the 'King of Sickness', is mentioned in the world like thunder." Still shaking his head, he said: "He's not successful. ”
Qin Bo Fu Shen changed his mind and suddenly laughed and said: “Okay, okay, tell me, why can’t I succeed in Kung Fu?” "Nothing." Qin Bofu was stunned and said: "This is not enough. That senior is the top person in the forest. I am not the best person in the forest, so I should be the best!" , But can you beat Xiao Qian?" Qin Bofu was startled again, pondered for a while, shook his head and said: "I'm afraid not." He clapped his hands and said bitterly: "I can't beat Xiao Qian's skills. I don’t want to learn.
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Qin Bofu mentioned the matter of accepting a disciple regardless of his identity, but he was actually replied with a reply. He was so embarrassed that he couldn't help but grabbed his arm and said angrily: "Slow down, Xiao Qian' is 'There is no great master in the forest. How easy is it to defeat him? Besides, why do you have to defeat him? "'He just shook his head. Although he didn't speak, his eye circles were red. Qin Bofu was stunned for a moment, and his hands were slightly loosened. He suddenly broke out and rushed out of the waterside pavilion. Everyone looked at each other in astonishment.
After running for a while, he hugged his head with his back and huddled in the corner, crying loudly. After crying for a while, he finally calmed down. But when he thought of Qin Bofu's words, he couldn't help but want to cry again. He thought: "Xiao Qian." It's so powerful, but no one can defeat me with my power. Could it be that I can't take revenge and save my mother in this life? If this is the case, what's the point of my life? "He was disheartened, looked at the rockery with jagged rocks, and thought to himself: "It's just a matter of hitting him to death." "
He jumped up and was about to hit his head against the rock when he suddenly heard the sound of a dog barking and someone shouted: "Brother Xiao, you are here!" "Looking back, I saw the idiot running towards me, while Hua Xiaoshuang was standing not far away with a smile." He quickly turned his back and thought, "She must not see me crying." "
He wiped away his tears and said in a hoarse voice: "What are you doing here? Hua Xiaoshuang said: "Everyone is looking for you!" Fortunately, the idiot is smart and found you right away. "She said with a slight smile, stared at her and said: "Brother Xiao, your eyes are red, have you cried? "When she saw it, he became angry from shame. He glanced at her and said angrily: "Fart, I didn't cry!" " Walking past her angrily, Hua Xiaoshuang pulled him and pushed her to stagger with her backhand. But after walking a few steps, she felt that her hand was too heavy again. She felt a little regretful. She took a sneak peek and saw Hua Xiaoshuang's back leaning against her. He leaned against the wall, his face turned pale.
He couldn't help but turn around and muttered: "Why don't you leave? What are you doing standing there? "Hua Xiaoshuang pursed her lips, and her thin eyebrows twitched slightly, as if she was holding back the pain." She snorted, pouted and said, "Are you going to get angry after I pushed you?" snort! Cheapskate! "As soon as I took two steps back, I heard a slight sound behind me. When I turned around sharply, I saw Hua Xiaoshuang with her eyes closed tightly, curled up on the ground.
' I was startled, and I reached out to find her. Her breath was so weak that she couldn't help but break into a cold sweat: "Could it be that she was so careless that she was beaten to death by my palm? "Thinking about it, my heart was beating fast. I wanted to run away, but my feet felt like lead water. After taking only one step, I couldn't move anymore. I thought to myself: "Little girl is not bad to me. Call me. 'Brother', I just killed her like this? But if she doesn't run away, what if...what if she really can't be saved, and her aunts and fathers ask her, what should I say? If they knew it was me who had committed the murder, wouldn't the thief and the old sick man tear me alive? " He was confused and wandering around in circles. He gritted his teeth and thought: "Tear it apart. I don't want to live anymore. "
Thinking about picking up Hua Xiaoshuang and running along the corridor, he suddenly saw Ju Xiang walking not far away and shouted: "Sister! Well done, well done! Call out, call out! "He was so anxious that he was almost incoherent.
When Ju Xiang saw this, he was so shocked that he didn't have time to ask more questions, and led him straight to the side room, bumping into Hua Qingyuan and others. Hua Qingyuan was shocked. Without saying anything, he took Xiaoshuang, took out a jade bottle from her arms, poured two pale gold pills into it, held it between Xiaoshuang's teeth, and then everyone stared at it with anxious expressions. Her snow-white face was in a trance.
' Her heart was filled with anxiety, and she was just thinking about taking advantage of the chaos to escape, when she suddenly heard Hua Xiaoshuang snort. She looked up and saw her eyes slightly opened, and she said carefully: "Xiao...brother, don't..." When she was about to complain, her heart beat like thunder. She made a lunge and was about to run away, but then she heard her say: "Don't cry..." It was as if she had been hit. , was stunned on the spot. He then heard Hua Xiaoshuang say slowly: "If you have any unhappy... things, dad and... and I will help you. "She was in a daze. After these two sentences, she said a lot of unintelligible words. Her breathing gradually became calmer and she fell into a deep sleep.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Hua Qingyuan handed her over to Hua Murong, turned around and bowed deeply to Wu Zizi, saying: "Little brother, thank you! This child suddenly disappeared. , I was frightened. I didn’t expect to get sick..." He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "If it were any slower, I'm afraid..." At this point, he stopped suddenly, as if for a moment Very scared.
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