Hold on to funny quotations

1, the oath turned into a lie, and my heart was torn to pieces by you. 2, the hearts of love are closely linked, and there is no need to talk in words.

Clocks and watches can go back to the starting point, but not yesterday.

4, always hold back tears and say to yourself: I am fine, I must be fine.

5, time does not go, we are not old; Time is not old, we never leave.

6. Your offense is careless, but my defense is fragile.

7. I love you to my heart's breaking. You played a terrible game with me.

You are the only one in my heart, and my love for you will never change.

9. I want to forget before I get hurt, but I can't erase the trace.

10, I fell in love with you in a daze, but I clearly lost you.

1 1, love can contain everything, and people with love in their hearts are the loveliest people.

12, what I want most is the end of time, always in your palm.

13, in the purest and most beautiful years, you only left me memories.

14, will such a person put me in a group alone?

15, thinking of your innocent smiling face, my mouth involuntarily rises.

16, I didn't know until the exam that I had so many things I couldn't do.

17, letters on the keyboard, can brew, scars in women's hearts.

18, the city was dark, and no one could see anyone but snuggle up.

19, doing what others tell you not to do is also a great pleasure in life.

20. Don't love wrongly because of loneliness, and don't be lonely all your life because of wrong love.

2 1, my inner world is like a needle, but no one knows.

It is not easy to turn friendship into love, and it is even more difficult to turn love into friendship.

I hate it when you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.

In that prosperous era, we were hurt beyond recognition by loneliness.

25. Those girls taught me to grow up; Those boys taught me to love.

26. Thank you for giving me love that shines in the darkness and the depths of the ocean.

Think of me when you are happy, and remember me when you are uncomfortable.

28. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life.

29. Rose's mood will accompany you all your life, and happiness will accompany you to old age.

30, always born in a casual year, look back at the other side, even if you find love for a long time.

3 1, since we have decided to be together, why care how long we can go?

I don't care what others say, but what I am in your eyes.

33. Love is the bullet of happiness. The deeper you love, the more painful it is.

34. Only when you are with your truest self can you meet the right person.

I never thought that I would love you more than myself in my lifetime.

36. Fate has arrived, be kind to each other; When fate is over, we will be apart.

37. You once said that you would stay with me forever, but now I am the only one.

38. I want to love you again, but you won't give me another chance.

39. I don't want you to say that loving you doesn't have to be after we have sex.

40. In this world, no one but you will make me so determined that I am out of control.

4 1, there are two me in the world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.

I dare not show my concern, because I am not sure whether you are here or not.

43. Only you cherish my feelings, only you understand my heart, and only you accept my love.

44. Don't look at things that will make you cry. This is the only way not to cry.

Dear, I will always love you because you are the most important person in my life.

46. There is always a person who is sometimes heartbroken and sometimes happy when he is mentioned.

47. First love: Didi Xiangxiang; Love: I am still unfinished; Marriage: rinse the cup!

48. The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are already staring at me.

49. Even if you are unhappy, you will never disturb the happiness of others. This is the principle.

When I want to cry, the most painful thing is that I can't cry.

5 1, there will be new encounters if you miss it; Fate is, neither early nor late, just right.

52. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

53. Be cruel, be patient. Only in this dirty society can you stand firm.

54. The greatest happiness is that you like me when I like you.

55. You have to change your temper. She is not me, and I don't know if I can stand your temper.

56. It's not yourself who walks on the edge of a nightmare. Not a soul immersed in melody.

57. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge! .

58. There is a feeling, which is neither love nor friendship, and stays between the two.

59. I like the blue of the sky. It was blue ten years ago and it is still blue ten years later.

60. I secretly wrote something that belongs to us! But this. Everything is locked in time.

6 1, the happiest thing in the world: she met him with a bad temper, but he fell in love with her.

62. No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.

63, three days of love, to remember in March, three years to forget, a lifetime to pay homage.

I love you, so what? Adding the first letters of three words together is not a joke.

65. Year after year, all people will grow and change, and the peak will turn back to love. Where should love go?

66. The happiest thing in life is the man you love and the lover who loves you deeply.

67. People often only care about whether others care about you, but they often ignore whether they care about others.

68. A woman with too much past needs someone to pay twice as much love to feel warm.

69. It turns out that from beginning to end, I was just her shadow. You are good to me, but you love her!

70. To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world.

7 1, keep the pain and sadness to yourself, and don't vent your pain by hurting the person you love.

72. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

73. You are the only protagonist in my life, and I can only be a passerby in your story.

If you love me, you can kiss me. If you don't love me, I'll kiss you, okay!

75. What is love? I don't understand. I only know that being with you is the happiest thing.

If I don't change my signature occasionally, how can I let you know that I still exist?

77. Love begins with confession, and confession begins with feeling, and feeling begins with the first sight of you.

78. I saw that I had more than 100 blocked visitor records, so I opened the yellow diamond and found that he was the only visitor.

79. Wife, wife, I love you and will accompany you all my life. Love radish and cabbage, love you all my life.

80, for the ideal, for tomorrow, for my beloved her, I struggle. Work hard and give her a happiness.

8 1, your love is like a star, when it is bright, it is dark. I don't expect gorgeous, I just want dim lights to keep out the cold.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

83. Love is the most important thing. I want to spend my life with you. Love is the most important thing. I want to make an appointment with my next life.

84. You are the face I will always look at. Because of love, I have no regrets. My world will keep spring for you!

85. Don't go away. Give me a time to tell you that I love you and that my heart is restless. I deeply feel that I love you.

Anyway, even if the whole world leaves you and betrays you, I won't leave. Don't forget you and me!

87. If the distance between us is 1000 steps, as long as you take the first step, then let me finish the remaining 999 steps.

88. My principle is: erin brockovich. Hanging on this tree forever. Even in the end, the tree died and I was still alive.

89. The furthest distance is not where will you go, nor is it far apart, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

90. Do men love you or not? Ask your heart, not your ears. Do you love men? Ask your tears, not your smile.

9 1, I miss you every day, which is better than ten thousand years on earth. I wander between the spring and autumn and hide you in my heart!

92. A person may love many times in his life, but there is only one person who can make you laugh the most and hurt the most.

93. Actually, what I really want to get through is just a string in my heart. It is actually a kind of happiness to have someone to miss!

94. Once, my world was only black and white, right and wrong. After meeting love, I realized that life needs not these things, but understanding and tolerance!

95. What walks slowest is the most beautiful scenery, and what hurts the most is the truest feelings. Please don't be sad when you are heartbroken, because you have met the truest feelings.

96. Wife, I love you more than anyone else. I will accompany you when I am unhappy. I will give my true love patiently, and I will never wait alone again.

97. In your heart, you are always the most beautiful; No one can compare with you in the eyes; You used to be so sweet that you flew; Now you are deeply branded; You will never give up in the future. Because I love you the most!

Classic Quotations: Know that you are a dream, but stick to it.

Classic Quotations: Know that you are a dream, but stick to it.

1, you are always afraid of being said to be melodramatic, so you make everyone think you are happy, and then everyone thinks you are happy, and then no one cares if you are really happy.

2, less and unwilling, more and annoying, how can there be just the right company.

3. If your heart can accommodate unlimited experiences, it is simple, although it is sophisticated.

4, learn to maintain their own happiness, constantly grateful, and constantly face the light.

Finally, I'll teach you a life trick: when you feel particularly comfortable in your life for a while, you must remember to put more money in your coat pocket, in the interlayer of your schoolbag, or in your book notebook.

Even if I say nothing today, I will still like you when I wake up tomorrow. You know how useless I am.

7. We are all fine, but the timing is unfortunate.

8. Pessimism is useless. Everyone wants to be born in a good family, but they can't choose their parents. What kind of cards are dealt to you, you can only play as well as possible.

9. Too much wine will make you drunk, and too much love will make you tired.

10, as long as you are young, everyone will leave a little softness for the lost youth at heart.

1 1, don't worry, after ten years, everything is just a snack we should have.

12. When I was a child, I thought the most romantic thing was that a person walked a long way to see another person. Now I understand that the most romantic thing is that no matter how far a person goes, he is thinking of the same person.

13, it's good to be a quiet person, and I don't like to be competitive. I believe I can't run away, not that I can't grab it. I am responsible for smiling when a group of people are arguing. I'm not too happy or too sad. This is the only time in the world, so I will relax and not be disturbed by others. I can listen to other people's ideas and think about my life. Appreciate others, hello I am not bad, you have a big world and I have a small life. This place is very good. Take your time.

14, people who can't wait, don't wait, your infatuation can't impress a person who doesn't love you. What hurts you is not the ruthlessness of the other party, but the persistence of your fantasy. Be brave and turn around! You must give up something to get a more complete self!

There is no doubt that good things will come. And it's a surprise to come late.

16, the saddest thing is that you thought you found someone who could protect you, but he gave you all the big waves that followed.

17. Happiness has neither tomorrow nor yesterday. It doesn't miss the past or look forward to the future. It's only now.

18, those who clamor to leave will never go far, and those who leave without saying a word will never look back.

19, you are like the bus I missed, the snacks I didn't eat, the dreams I didn't finish, and the movies I didn't watch. I have always regretted it.

20. The cruelest novel I have ever read is I Chat with You.

2 1, I am an obedient child and will not change until I die, but I will only obey myself. -Sartre

22, there is always a person, you say you don't love, but when you hear the news about him, your heart hurts.

Sometimes it is better to be alone, and no one can hurt you.

24. The shallowest relationship is that if you make a mistake, he will forget all your goodness.

25, no indifference, no regrets, not every Kotaro will find a big pervert.

26, knowing that you are a dream, but stick to it.

27. Feelings other than feelings, if neglected, will drift away.

Funny quotations from classical philosophy-funny quotations

When will there be a bright moon? Ask your roommate about the wine. I wonder if the handsome guy next door has a girlfriend?

Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

Mom's suggestion: Daughter, you should eat a little properly to lose weight!

Spring is a period of high incidence of colds and feelings. Some people accidentally caught a cold, and some people accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

I am also an infatuated seed. It rained and drowned.

Money is not everything, sometimes it is needed.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather!

When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!

Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

Do whatever you want!

Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill, press "CTRLC" and keep "CTRLV" all the time.

I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, I will live in vain.

Please raise your hand if you love me, and stand on your head if you don't love me.

Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always change it.

The happiest thing: sleep until you wake up naturally. Count the money and count the cramps in your hands. The saddest thing: sleep until your hand cramps, and count the money until you wake up naturally.

Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain.

Everyone wants to be different from others, and everyone is the same as a result.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When we are old, the mirror is flat.

A scholar dies as a confidant, and a woman is a lover of herself.

If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become a' person'.

Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art.

If marriage is the grave of love, then I expect someone to bury me.

I am not a casual person. I'm not a person when I get up casually

To be a man, you must be a person who wanders between cow A and cow C.

You can go as far as you want.

Lie down where you fell.

Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

Lovers form families.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face …

A tree will die if it is not skinned; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

I will have a son named "handsome" in the future, so everyone will say "handsome dad" when they see me.

Work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, and people are empty.

The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

I was drunk and nobody obeyed, so I held the wall.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

You know what, big brother? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. ...

Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

A female classmate is darker and her boyfriend is whiter. One day, the poison queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, "You can't do this, you will have zebras."

I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

God said, let there be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.

My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata …

The farmer's three punches hurt a little.

In fact, I have always been very popular: I was loved by everyone when I was a child, and now I am loved by a bitch.

Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

As long as you work hard, shit is serious.

Who runs fastest? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

When spring comes, a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while.

Tigers don't show off. You think I'm HELLOKITTY!

Donkey, yes, read it backwards and follow it.

The highest state of self-help: help the wall in, help the wall out.

No money, no power, no matter how good it is for you, can you come with me?

Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

Go to Google and Baidu to see.

Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

You can go as far as you want!

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?

When I woke up, it was dark.

If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.

I am losing weight except eating every day. You say I have no perseverance?

I won't tell you if I kill you.

Any problem that money can solve is not a problem.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to mix kindergartens!

Even believe in advertisements. Are you stupid in your studies?

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

God, my clothes have lost weight again!

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating.

There is an old legend-people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever.

Healthy and relaxed; Living is easy; Life is not easy.

My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it".

I am different from you because I am human.

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

God gave us youth and acne.

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

Boys are poor, or don't know how to struggle, girls are rich, or they are coaxed away by a piece of cake.

Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!

Love is a kind of helplessness, being loved is a gesture, waiting for love is an expectation, and not loving is an ability.

The beauty of a woman lies in her unrepentant stupidity, and the beauty of a man lies in being a ghost every day.

Interesting quotation

1. People come and go saying that you two are crazy, but you have to say: our image spokesperson, Haier Brothers.

Look at your face, it's a pimple on your face, and it's also a rash with a mask during SARS.

A flock of geese fly south and jump west when they see your face. Look how scary your face is.

4. Ah, nothing, but I suddenly thought of you when I went to the grave on Qingming Day. So many people are dead, why don't you die?

I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo.

6. Maybe you can contribute to the study of exotic species in China.

7. You should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in jail at once!

8. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.

9. I'm not perfect, but I naturally admit it. What about you?

10. If someone scolds you, say it and say it again! Say it again if you can. If he says it again, say it. That's cute. He will scold you if you say it. Say it again if you can. If he doesn't talk, you can say it, but you dare not. Don't be so arrogant in the future, and then you can go.

1 1. A new generation of washing powder, a new generation of people! A new generation of dog men and women do-love can't close the door! Why don't you close the door? There is a man outside the door! What are men like? Just like you!

12. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to run out and scare people!

13. Your mother is loved by everyone! ~! See you in the car! ~! ~ open the coffin when you see your mother!

14. Call you stupid, treat your vest as underpants, say you have a son, and treat your underpants as a vest! ! Haha ~ ~ absolutely a fool!

15. No matter what the other person says, you always answer that you have vegetables between your teeth.

16. If the other person says, nonsense, I didn't eat food today, you are surprised to say it was yesterday, and so on.

17. Because that is very common, if the other party speaks first. Funny quotations teach you to calm down and curse.

18. Look at the clothes you wear every day. Why don't you do something?

19. You are still pursuing fashionable hairstyles. Would you please look at your score of 38?

20. Nongfu Spring, which contains a bottle of its own tap water every day, still feels quite petty.

2 1. Said my man is a man with two legs, short of oil. It seems that your man is a three-legged toad.

22. Don't always live in Hibika. Your family is hungry. Go find Wang Cai next door.

23. You can say, do you want to eat? I can help you dig.

24. Don't always ask others why they don't want to talk to you, because it's too difficult for them to talk to you. Can you believe it?

I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

26. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?

27. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.

28. If someone scolds you, you can say, I don't have a sister.

29. Did you treat dichlorvos as cola and let your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

30. It's a pity that you don't go to the army. You are so ugly that more than half of you will die if you put it on the battlefield.

3 1. Even the nuclear bomb has been saved. If you had been born a few years earlier, there would not have been the Nanjing Massacre.

32. If I want to have a child, I must let you teach him, and I must teach him history. Look at your face, China will remember five thousand years.

Go home and look in the mirror and take a good look at yourself. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.

Your parents are happy because of you, because you are too much like them, and you are not like a bought child.

35. You and your dad are standing on Qianmenlouzi Street in winter, with cigarettes in their mouths.

36. You are definitely your mother's own, otherwise how could your mother raise you such an asshole!

37. Do you want someone to hit me? Call out all the cats and dogs in your village.

38. Don't talk about her like that. She has a flower at the head of the village, but since she was a flower, cow dung has disappeared.

Don't swear easily, just put your mother in your pocket.

40. If the teacher hadn't said that littering was not allowed anywhere, I would have thrown you away.

4 1. This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.

42. Say I am jealous of you. Dry your tears and have a look.

43. I have nothing to show off in an ostentatious manner except that I am less shameless than you.

44. You mean your old mother has so many beautiful women? Do you feel good if your old mother hurts you? There are so many coquettish 13.

45. I want to talk to you about quality, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.

46. Do you deserve to talk about quality? Are you afraid of your mouth rotting? What are the skills of barking dogs? If you really bite me, it will be awesome.

47. Seeing you hanging out with men every day, who loves to watch you throw bones at you?

48. I think you are doing well now. Don't forget what kind of dog you were.

49. Seeing that you are getting weaker every day, I immediately understand what a young lady's body is like.

If you are educated by your mother, you will be taught how to stab others.