Does anyone have classic quotes from Wulin Gaiden? Be more detailed!

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A collection of classic dialogues in Wulin Gaiden

1. When people are wandering in the world, who can avoid getting stabbed? Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder has miraculous effects when used internally or externally. After being knifed and smeared with a bag, I still want to be knifed a second time. If I dodge my waist and eat a bag, I will live to be two hundred and not look old. Baituoshan bone-strengthening powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, the designated nutritional product of Huashan Lunjian, is sold in all major drug stores and medical centers in this town. When purchasing, please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark, croak, croak...

2. Everyone goes back to his own home and finds his own mother!

3. Only when you reach the top of the mountain do you realize that there are only a few steps between the wrong path and the right path

4. Only those who keep their tail between their legs are called heroes

5. Don’t steam the steamed buns to lose your breath

6. Lao Bai: Where is your knife? Xing Baotou: There is no knife in the hand, but there is a knife in the heart. Lao Bai: Wrong. The highest state is to have no knife in your hand and no knife in your heart. (Then the two got into a stance - rock, paper, scissors!) Xing Captou lost and protested: Didn't you say that you have no knife in your hand and no knife in your heart? Lao Bai: Yes, these are scissors, not a knife!

7. Beauty is not discounted - the elder sister is called beauty, the younger sister is called discounted

8. Ah, my blazing biceps~~~!

9. The landlady is confused about Li Dazui’s hunger strike: You usually eat even if you are not hungry, but now you are not hungry even if you don’t eat for two days?

10. Scholar: Xiao Guo, what’s going on lately? Sample? If there are any difficulties, just say it. If there are no difficulties, just say them! ~!

11. Xiao Guo: I can’t sing. Lao Bai: It’s okay, Brother Cui is not here, you can lip-sync~~~

12. Tong Xiangyu: If a person makes you grateful, you will be willing to give your life to him; if a person moves you, you will be willing Give yourself to him.

13. Widow Zhang decided to invite everyone to her house to eat tofu

14. You look at the clouds now and then at me. When you look at the clouds, they are far away from the clouds. When you look at me, Very close to me

15. If a tiger doesn’t show its power, you think I’m HOLLOKITTY

16. Take good care of my 7th uncle

17. Don’t you remember If you are a villain, the prime minister can punt a boat in his belly. When the moon falls and the sky is full of frost, the couple will return the house.

18. I obey you, respect you, and worship you in my heart

19. Do you think I love money so much? You are! I am ashamed, just know how to be ashamed, be ashamed and be happy at the same time.

21. Catch a thief, sometimes it’s that simple

22. I’m optimistic about you~

23. Superstition means to be superstitious first and then believe. If you are deceived and confused, you have to believe it

24. Listen to the people inside, hand over the stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages

25. Have you been to the No. lt; 二gt; spring. I've heard people talk about it several times. There is a clear view next to the second spring. In that Taoist temple, there were two Taoist priests. They like to play music next to the spring. The tune is called "Quan Ying Yue"

26. I eat more salt than you eat rice. , that’s because you’re being harsh, I’ve crossed more bridges than you have walked, that’s because I’m not willing to move.

27. Xiaobei: I am the leader! Shopkeeper: Even the shopkeeper can’t do it! Beckham:. . . You are the only one who has sores

28. If life is just a chance encounter, then death is an inevitable killer

29. Why do flowers smell so fragrant? It’s because of me. Why does grass smell so good? The green one is also because of me. The reason why farts smell is because of Lao Bai~~~~

30. Top line: Opposing domestic violence. Second line: Calling for social love. Horizontal comment: Don’t talk to strangers

31. Go your own way and let them fight. . .

32. What a talented person! Well, what a smart, capable, and inexpensive scholar~~~~~!

33. Hungry is wrong. Hungry has been wrongly listed from the beginning~ You shouldn’t have married when you were hungry. If you didn’t marry, the hungry husband will not die. The hungry husband will not die. I will not fall into this sad place......

34. After the Year of the Monkey, it is the Year of the Rooster, second line: After the Year of the Rooster, it is the Year of the Dog, Hengbiao : A year is a year after being idle

35. Wushuang: Average Hong Kong sister is the third. I really like your dress. Furong: Very ugly, very ugly. The ninth sister is all because of her dexterous hands. Furong: Your beauty is from the inside out, it nourishes your face, is pure and pure, and makes people pitiful and unparalleled: your beauty from bone to skin touches heaven and earth. This feeling can be remembered in memory of Hibiscus: I will return your beauty to you. I will return your beauty to you. Your whole family is beautiful. Hibiscus: You have such a good temperament. Wushuang: You have a good figure. Furong: Your skin is good. Wushuang: Your hair is good. Furong: You are good at everything. Your only flaw is that you are too eye-catching and can easily cause traffic accidents. Wushuang: Your flaw is that you are too perfect. Regret Furong: Regret Wushuang: I was born in the wrong child and I didn’t get such good DNA.

36. The shopkeeper secretly hid Xiaobei’s letter and Xiao Guo saw it. Xiao Guo: This is very urgent. Where is the letter? The shopkeeper: If there is something urgent, can you put a chicken feather on the letter? It's obviously a trivial matter

37. Shopkeeper: What is your goal? Xiao Guo: Become a female hero! Shopkeeper: This goal is too far away. Let’s talk about something closer. Xiao Guo: Increase wages! Shopkeeper: This one is farther than the one just now~

38. God of Thieves: Is there anyone like you who is a thief? Stealing things and helping others clean up the house. Thief Saint (White): Is it okay if I don’t clean up? What if people want to follow the footprints? God of Thieves: Now that you have the item, how many days will you play with it and then send it back? Thief Saint: Can it be done without sending it back? Don’t worry if you lose something!

39. Lu Xiucai: Who has the best Qinggong throughout the ages? ——Ji Wubing: Cao Cao (Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there) Lu Xiucai: Who has the most stable stance? ——Ji Wubing: Liu Bei’s son (Liu Adou, who can’t help him, is called a thousand-jin drop) Lu Xiucai: Who has the most powerful hidden weapon? ——Ji Wubing: Zhuge Liang (Zhuge Liang killed Ma Su with tears, while others picked leaves and flying flowers, but he flew tears) Lu Xiucai: Who has the strongest internal strength? ——Ji Wubing: Zhuge Liang (Kongming played the piano to defeat Zhongda, and was invincible with ultrasound) Lu Xiucai: Who is so boring? ——Ji Wubing: Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei ate the weight and became determined. Who in the normal world would eat that?)

40. Don’t treat the policeman as a cadre

41. Coming out In this world, is this the highest mountain? A child with love is like a treasure. If the sky is affectionate, the sky will grow old easily. I love you so much that I will never forget you. I can't forget your tears, your kindness, your intoxicating lingering, and the faint smell of tobacco on your fingers...

42. With lightning speed, it can cover up ears and steal bells like breaking bamboo~~

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44. If you quarrel with your wife, don’t do it easily; even if you want to do it, don’t beat her to death; if you beat her to death, don’t delay treatment; if she is put to death, Don't forget to inform us to come to the funeral.

45. Xiangyu: Let’s leave here first. Since we can’t go back to Shaanxi anyway, we can go south to Dali... Xiao Guo: Oh, Dali is great. The scenery is so beautiful! Xiangyu: Let’s take a breather in Dali and then go to Myanmar... Dazui: Myanmar is great, and those bananas are delicious! Xiangyu: If there are still pursuers when we get to Myanmar, we will transfer to Thailand... Xiao Guo: Oh~~The temples in Thailand are so cool~~~! Haha Xiangyu: If we still can’t stay in Thailand, we will turn to the waterway and go to Japan... Everyone (with a firm attitude, turning their heads, disgusted): No! ! Xiangyu: Then let’s go to Korea... Everyone (turning around and agreeing): That’s okay. Xiangyu: Go all the way north to Siberia, transfer to a sled, go straight to the Arctic Circle, and then go all the way south from Alaska, cross the equator, make a long journey, go straight to the permafrost of the Antarctic Circle, and then... Everyone: Still want to go? ! Xiangyu: The last step is to arrive at the Antarctic Circle, bring enough dry food and water, take a rocket, fly into space, land on the surface of Mars, and start a new life! Everyone was intoxicated. . . Scholar: What should I do if there are still pursuers when I get to Mars? I was stunned, and everyone beat the scholar violently.

46. Zi once said: Knowledge is power. Which one? Bacon!

47. What’s your last name? What's your name? Where to come from? Where to go? How many people are there in the family? How many acres of land per person? How many cows are there in the field? Talk talk talk. . .

48. Tong Xiangyu’s mantra: O God! Xing Baotou’s catchphrase: Oh my dear mother! Guo Furong's mantra: overwhelming. Lu Xiucai's mantra: Zi once said. Bai Zhantang's catchphrase: Sunflower Acupuncture Hand Zhu Wushuang's catchphrase: Leave me alone! Mo Xiaobei's catchphrase: Sister-in-law~~~~~~~~~ (a very sour kind) Yan Xiaoliu's catchphrase: Help me take good care of my seventh uncle and grandpa And his third niece!

49. Eat other people’s food and let yourself have your own say.

50.What are you doing holding the chamber pot? Can't I take a shower?

51. I wish you a long life together and no descendants.

52. Shopkeeper Tong put the responsibility on the scholar to protect Lao Bai, and Ji Wuming pursued him. . . Scholar: Wait a minute, Confucius said, force cannot solve any problem. Everyone; what? Scholar: Lu Zi. Ji: How you want to die, I will make it happen for you. There is no need to shout first when making a move next time. Take your life - Xiucai: Wait - you can kill me, but you have to explain first, whose hands I will die in. Ji: Nonsense, it's me. Scholar: I... am... who... Ji: How do I know who you are? Scholar smiled and said: Here comes the question... Ji was confused: What do you mean... Scholar: It depends on the person. Let’s start talking about the relationship with the universe. There is a problem that has been haunting you for a long time. . . Ji: What do you mean? Scholar; who am I? Ji: I already know this. Scholar: No, you don’t know. You know, who are you? Is Ji Wuming? No, it's just a name, a code name. You can call me Ji Wuming, I can also call you Ji Wuming, they can both. After taking away the code name, who are you? Ji: I don’t know, and I don’t need to know. Xiucai: Okay, okay, then you can answer another question for me - who am I? Ji: This question has already been asked Xiucai: No, I just asked about my self. Now The question was asked by Ziji: Is there any difference? Xiucai: For example, when I use my code name to conduct conversations, your code name is also me. What does this mean? Does this mean that you are me and I am you... Ji: Is this question meaningless? Xiucai: Then ask a few meaningful ones.

Where did I come from in life and where will I go in death? Why should I appear in this world? What does my presence mean to the world? Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world? Ji; enough... Scholar: Is there an inevitable connection between me and the universe? Is there an end to the universe? Is there a length of time? Where does past time disappear and where does future time stop? Is the question I raise at this moment still the question you mentioned just now? Ji: I'll kill you - The scholar shouted: Who killed me, and who did I kill? Ji: Did I kill me? Scholar: The answer is correct! Let’s do it! ...So Ji Wuming, the top master of the generation, died like this...Ending Scholar: He won't wake up again, will he? Lao Bai; probably not anymore. Xiao Guo: What kind of statement is this? Scholar (getting dressed and posing): Knowledge is power!

53. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you:... put less salt!!!

54. Verbal Capture a little bit of red - lipstick operation

55. Put a drop on your face, and it will be sweet in your heart. Women should be kinder to themselves

56. I am Guo Furong, I don’t I know martial arts, I come from the martial arts world, I am different

57. Guo Furong praised Xing Captou: He is really the best (father) in Qixia Town! Li Dazui: Who is that mother?

58. Shopkeeper Tong: A woman’s happiness is to marry a man and serve him her whole life. Guo Furong: Why didn’t he serve me all my life? Shopkeeper Tong: Do you know why you can’t get married?

59.Teacher: Is this Li Kui? Mo Xiaobei: No, this is Zhang Fei. Teacher: Oh, what about this? Mo Xiaobei: Yue Fei. Teacher: What about this? Mo Xiaobei: Faye Wong. Everyone: What does Faye Wong do? An extra: Singing!

60. Lao Bai: Go and read the entire book "Norwegian Wood". Scholar: Please, what era is this? There are no such petty bourgeois books to read. Lao Bai: Can’t write without you?

61. Scholar: Why don’t you let me write Spring Festival couplets. Boss Wife: Your handwriting is too dry and thin, not festive, so save it for the Qingming Festival.

62. One word: medium. Two words: sharp. Three words: mother-in-law. Four words: Oops.

63. Big mouth: money is particularly harsh under your feet. Are you panicking? Shopkeeper Qian: You will know when you get married. This is why men get corns!

64. Big Mouth: Shopkeeper, do you know that her face changes so quickly and her acting skills are so good? Among the people I have seen in my life, only Qingxia and Man Yu can compete with it... Zhantang: That must be because she performed abnormally, Qingxia Manyu performed beyond her level...

65. It's good to act like this, but how can it be any better these days? Actor.

66. Bai: OK, Xiao Guo, have you learned how to embroider penguins? Guo: That's a mandarin duck!!

67. i am wrong i'm really wrong, i should not married, if i'm not married my husband will never die...

68. Mrs. Qian is so miserable~ But she can survive because she is so strong~ Xiaoqiang is not as strong as her~ ~

69. Life is all about eating and drinking!

70. Lao Bai: Welcome to Qixia Town’s most watched costume variety show, I’ll wipe, I’ll wipe Tsacha Laobai: Welcome to the world's most watched costume variety show, I Wash, I Wash, I Wash, Wash, Laobai: Welcome to the world's most watched costume variety show, I Drag, I Drag, I Drag, Laobai. : Welcome to the costume variety show with the first ratings in the universe. (Ask the landlady) What other words are there? Boss Wife: Steal my heart! Lu Xiucai: Yes! The cool breeze and bright moon steal my heart!

72. Thief Saint (White): Oops! Oh my god! ! This~~this~what kind of trick is this! This is! ! ? Xiao Guo: Could it be that this is the legendary knife... in two parts!!!

73. Someone raises a pig, annoying! So he abandoned it, but failed to count, but he knew the way home. After driving for several days and abandoning the pig, I called my husband in the evening and asked, "Has the pig returned?" The wife said: Come home! Her husband was furious: Let it embrace the moon?

74. Distinguished guests and common people, Good evening, everyone. Welcome to Tongfu Inn to participate in the first chicken king competition. The vast sky has given birth to our history and civilization. The passage of time has created our diligence and kindness. Under this clear sky, we chant and sing. In this vast land, we fly freely!

75. Conspiracy is the enemy of love!

76.Bai Zhantang: Who is the acting school, scolding people? (Then he turns around, intoxicated) I am an idol. .

77. Lao Bai: You really can’t help Adou~~~ Big Mouth: Who is Adou? Lao Bai (viciously): Water Margin, one hundred and nine generals. Big Mouth: What nonsense are you talking about? There are only one hundred and eight in Water Margin. If you want to tell me about Three Kingdoms, I still believe it. Lao Bai (relieved): This time you are really right, he is Liu Bei’s son from the Three Kingdoms.

Big Mouth: Look, you fooled me again. He is not Liu Bei’s son. Otherwise, Liu Bei’s surname is Liu and his surname is Ah~~~ (Big Mouth came out, Lao Bai was in great pain, he hit the table with his head, and a mouthful of blood spurted out. ——)

78. Furong: You are a widow, shopkeeper: you are a melon seed

79. Shopkeeper Qian was beaten black-eyed by Mrs. Qian for hiding three Wen private money, and everyone asked What happened to the eyes? Shopkeeper Qian: The door is crashing~~ Everyone: The door is crashing like this? Shopkeeper Qian: He hit the door first, then bounced off the door and hit the wall again. The wall was too hard and bounced back and hit the door again...

80. Scholar: If I can forget about Xiao Guo, I will lose everything. You can also talk loudly: The key is that you don’t seem to have much property

81. Tong Xiangyu is going to marry Lao Bai! ! Xiaobei was unwilling. Sister-in-law: Your brother is dead. Xiaobei: You just can’t marry anyone else. You were born as a member of the Hengshan sect! Sister-in-law: Then I can’t live! Xiaobei: If you die, you will also be a dead member of the Hengshan Sect! Sister-in-law: What’s the use of a corpse? ! Xiaobei: Then you are also the corpse of the Hengshan Sect!

82. A virtuous person can do nothing if he stays at home!

83. The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, okay~~

84. The shopkeeper: Naihe Bridge is far away. Lao Bai: You open the window, jump down headfirst, and you'll reach Naihe Bridge.

85.Xiao Liu: I am the one who catches the head, and you are the one who runs away. . . Lao Bai: Tangtang and a waiter? Xiaoliu:? Just a waiting room! !

86. Furong: Do you know how my mother tied my father up at home? Lao Bai: With a dog chain?

87. Furong and the scholar were angry and threw the dishes to vent their anger. The shopkeeper yelled: This is my property, not your show!

88. Xiaobei to the shopkeeper: You cowardly wife! Everyone: Cowardly wife? Beckham: Men are called cowards, and women are called cowards, right?

89. Madam of the head: How to have both your cake and eat it too? Scholar: This is impossible. Lady in Charge: Raise a bear that can catch fish.

90. Xiaobei is going to participate in the Huashan Sword Competition. Da Zui: I don’t have anything to give you. You can take this begging jar. If you run out of food along the way, go to the street and order some. What? Don’t starve yourself. Xiao Guo: I’ll give you this dog-beating stick. If you don’t have to compete with wild dogs for food, it’s better. There’s a guy in charge of the shop: This penny is exclusively sponsored by me, so you must save it. flower. Is it enough to go to Huashan? (Look at Lao Bai) Lao Bai: That's enough. Xiucai: (Wiping tears) Just take this rope. If you meet a bandit on the way, you can use it to hang yourself on a tree. Shopkeeper: If bandits kidnap you, you must cry and ask the bandits to write a blackmail letter to your sister-in-law. Anything less than ten taels of silver is acceptable. I will ask Lao Bai to redeem you. If it exceeds ten taels of silver, I will personally collect your body. Xiaobei: I'm only worth ten taels of silver? Shopkeeper: That’s right. . . Twenty taels? I can't take out any more. Lao Bai: Take this bag of black coal ash with you. If you encounter a bandit, use the black coal ash to blacken your face and pretend to be a little black blind man. (Touching Xiaobei’s face) What a great condition for this chubby little face.

91. Head Yue: Yue Songtao has met Head Mo Mo Xiaobei: When have you seen me?

92. Xiaomi: If Head Yue is soft-hearted for a moment, This gave Beckham an opportunity to take advantage of. . .

Big Mouth: Even if you take advantage of her, you will have to crash~~~

93. Xiao Ji told Xiao Bai that the two of them, Thief God and Thief Saint, would work together to maintain capital in one year, make profits in two years, and raise funds in three years. Going public means going to the busy market to steal. Then everyone will do whatever they want in broad daylight and no one will dare to care. Then he asked Xiaobai intoxicatedly, what kind of state this should be. Xiaobai replied: Heaven and earth. Xiaobai: What? It’s Xiaoji from the Market: Going to the Bustling Market

94. Bai Zhantang said: We share the blessings and suffer the hardships together, so let’s call it Tongfu Inn. Li Dazui asked: Then why not call it Tongfu Inn? Speechless. .

95. Is this your mother’s swordsmanship? Don’t curse! Is this your mother’s swordsmanship? Don’t curse~ Are you saying this is the swordsmanship your mother taught you?

96. My most proud right hand can hold a knife and eat.

97. Furong: Suppose I can slap you to death with three palms. With each slap, you will scream "Female" Please spare my life." So, what are the words you want to say before you die? Scholar: I refuse to answer this question. Furong: That counts as an automatic forfeit. Scholar: scream 3 times, 4 words each time, 12 words per sentence. Fleur: Wrong! It’s 9 characters! Scholar: Why? Furong: With the first palm, there are four words, "The heroine has mercy on her life"; with the second palm, there are eight words, "The heroine has mercy on her life". When you hit the third palm, you will die immediately. You only said one word "ah", 8 1 = 9. Hahahaha...

98. Rules of the Chicken King Competition: Exhibition Hall: The weight of the chicken cannot be less than eight pounds. Boss Wife: That is the Goose Exhibition Hall: The tail must be long and cannot be shorter than a certain number of inches (forgot How long is it?) Boss lady: That’s a pheasant. The claws can’t be any shorter than this. Boss lady: That’s an eagle. 99. If you don’t want to work, cut off the power!

100. Big mouth asked: Which is more important, brothers or women? The scholar replied: Brothers are like brothers and sisters, women are like clothes! Big mouth praises: What a brother! The scholar said calmly: Brothers are like the limbs of a centipede, and women are like winter clothes!

101. The court is adjourned! I’m a little thirsty and I need to go to the toilet!

102. You’ve already got a wife after giving birth to a baby, why don’t you come back? You should die of old age after giving birth to a baby, why don’t you come back?

103. Lao Bai: Welcome to this issue of "Bubi Bujiao Jianghu is really amazing". Your happiness is not as happy as mine, and your satisfaction is not as satisfying as mine. Are you satisfied? If you speak louder, you won’t be able to hear the crowd: Not satisfied! Lao Bai: OK, then let’s make a guest appearance wherever it’s cool