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How to send a circle of friends to talk about military training

1. Handsome guy before military training, Bao Qingtian after military training.

2. Military training, seeking heavy rain, seeking strong wind and lightning! ! !

3. Let the sun of military training come more fiercely and make military training hotter.

4. After the military training, the hardest thing is to comb your hair and take a bath!

5. Don't kneel in the sun, windy, cloudy, rainy and low temperature during military training.

6. Military training means spending money to find abuse.

7. During military training, you raise your head 45 degrees just to keep your nose from stopping. Bow your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose, so no one can see it.

8. I finally know why military training should turn left and right, because it will be evenly sunburned.

9. Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years during military training.

10. After the military training, the hardest thing is to comb your hair and take a shower!

1 1. How many African compatriots have been trained by military training?

12. After military training, you are finished.

13. "boring white man" is "boring white man" in turn. Is it difficult for military training to be doomed to sunburn and cool mushrooms?

14. During the military training, I endured tears for several days and finally broke out when I went home.

15. Actually, the instructor is still very good, if he can keep his voice down.

16. I found that the more handsome the instructor, the better the girls stand.

17. I would rather be in the rain for military training than accept a gift from Grandpa Sun.

18. During military training, I envy a short classmate because a tall classmate helps them keep out the sun.

19. You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

20. I kissed your face, full of cream, bb cream and sunscreen. I think I ate a lot of money in one gulp.

2 1. I came home from military training thin and dark, and only my parents were distressed.

22. The annual military training began. ...

23. Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

25. Military training taught me what is the temptation to go home.

26. Let the sun of military training come more fiercely and make military training hotter.

27. During the military training, send Jam Hsiao incense sticks and ask him to give a concert in Jiaozhou!