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Get up and talk about making friends.

1, winter is a season of getting up by perseverance and taking a bath by courage.

2. It's not that the body is too lazy to move, but that the quilt is too affectionate.

I like lying in bed in winter, so it's hard to be apart in the morning, and it's like being apart from Sanqiu at night.

4, people are trapped, but they can't extricate themselves, it is a bed!

The meaning of alarm clock is to let me change my posture and go back to sleep.

6. Wobeijun, don't do this. I have a school.

7. Next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

8. Time, can you wait for me to get up? It's almost used up, okay?

9. I finally know why I have so much white hair. I use my head too much when I get up.

10, it's so cold, I don't want to get up, but the exam is in two days, but there are no seats in the library, but it's so cold outside. Well, the point is the last sentence. Remember to wear trousers when it is cold.

1 1, it's not that I want to stay in bed, but that the bed depends on me.

12, I don't want to get up when it's cold, but I want to lie in bed after eating.

13, give me a bed, and I can sleep until the world dies.

14, in winter, I am always sleepy except when I sleep.

15, growing up is just to open the distance between dreams and reality without hesitation and wake you up who still want to stay in bed.

16, bed, please respect yourself and let me go. I have a class.

17. Families who have trouble getting up don't want to get up or go to work.

18, I really like you. I swear that you are as important in my heart as bed, chicken wings and roast duck.

19, stay in bed on Pluto on Monday.

20. Happiness means sleeping with a full stomach every day.

2 1, don't cry or make trouble, I just rolled over to sleep.

22. I am used to staying up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.

23. Get up in the morning with firewood in winter and sneak a look at your roommate's bed. As long as a person is still in bed, close your eyes and go back to sleep.

24. For me, happiness is actually very simple. If I can stay in bed for one more minute in the morning, I will be very happy.

25. I had a dream: I slept in the dream, and I dreamed when I slept.

26. It's getting cold and I don't want to get up more and more. Unfortunately, I have to go to work and drag my feet.

27. Every time in the middle of the night, getting people up to go to the toilet is a very tangled problem.

28. Watching time in bed every morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

29. Getting up is a kind of ability, and staying in bed is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is high.

30. Being abused thousands of times in winter is like first love to bed.

3 1, a person has two me, one is awake in the dark and the other is sleeping in the light. good night

After winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed.

33. I feel that I have grown up in bed today, and I am too lazy to get up in rainy days.

34. I don't want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs someone to take care of it.

35, just getting up, I have an impulse to take a nap.

36. I don't want to get up Looking out of the window, it seems that a thin layer of white gauze has been laid outside. The late snow finally came, but my heart didn't fluctuate at all. Because, it is very cold, and my heart is frozen.

37. I failed to stand up, and now I'll start again.

38. It was hot every day the other day, so I couldn't sleep without blowing the fan. I have caught a cold these days and don't want to get up.

I have tried my best, but I still can't get out of bed.

40. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt was covered horizontally.

4 1, the time is not getting up, but how long you can sleep.

42. Life is like sleep! Wake up and sleepy! Close your eyes and wake up again!

43. Don't wake me up. Staying in bed is the most basic respect for holidays.

44. People get stuck in winter, but they can't extricate themselves. It's a bed!

45. The moment I got up, I felt that bed was my true love.

46. Don't sleep during the day and collapse at noon. Don't sleep in the afternoon, I'm too tired at night.

47. If there is an afterlife, I must make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

48. It's one thing to wake up and another to get up.

49. It's cold, and I especially don't want to get up in the morning.

Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.

5 1. At present, the only thing that can't be lifted is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be lifted is the quilt.

52. When it was cold and I didn't want to get up and go out for dinner, I received an overbearing and enthusiastic phone call and went downstairs to get food!

I won't get up early until the earth restarts.

Stop screaming, there is no one in the quilt.

55, it's so cold outside, I don't want to get up, so I can only wrap the thickest down jacket today! ! ! Why is it getting colder every day?

56. The happiest thing is to get up in the morning, where you and the sun are.

57. Every child who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. TA's name is bed.

58, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.

59, lined up, sleeping is a big day.

60. It's very cold. I don't want to get up and go to work every day. I just want to stay at home and buy some at buy buy.

6 1, cold weather, warm bed, don't want to get up, hot weather, people are easy to get sleepy and want to sleep. Hey! Don't say that. I don't know what I'm talking about.

62. Nothing in this life can't get in or out, except the bed.

63. The favorite thing in winter is the bed except eating hot pot.

64. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

65. Being abused for thousands of times in winter is like first love for a quilt.

66, get up in the morning, look at each other, look in the mirror to see if you are fat, wow! The spirit is really cool, and I have lost a few pounds. It's good. Only in this way can there be hope. I play music so loudly that I can't stop, like Niu Wangmo.

67. It's cold, and the little guy doesn't want to get up. Thinking that she likes little apples so much, she played this song. I thought she would get up as soon as she heard the music. It used to be like this. Unexpectedly, she cried and said not to play music, but to sleep. Poor guy, it seems that I have to go to bed early at night.

68. It's cold, and I don't want to get up! But you have to go to work to make money!

Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me.

70. There are always seven days a week when I don't want to get up.

7 1, it took 5 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed!

72. I am me, the fireworks that stay in bed every day.

At present, the only thing that can be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

74. I stayed in bed. I may be thinking, or thinking, but my mind is full of you.

75. If you are sick and don't want to get up, you would rather not eat, or find someone to bring food. This is Zhu Gusheng's character.

76. If a person like me suddenly becomes gentle, he must have slept for twelve hours.

77. Don't want to leave the warm bed, even if you have been awake for a long time?

78. Sleeping is an art. Please don't stop me from seeking art..

One of the cruelest things in the world is struggling to get out of a warm bed in winter.

80. I will sleep until the day after tomorrow when I feel I have a lot to do.

8 1, the baby is hungry, but the baby doesn't want to get up.

82. I like staying in bed because I like sleeping. I like sleeping, because I like dreaming. I like dreaming, because the reality is too bad.

83. I really can't get up in this weather. Every time I open the bed curtain and come back to wrap the quilt, there is no winter morning.