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Su Dongpo's interesting story

Su Shi's family (Bu Dongpo) was a great poet in the Northern Song Dynasty with high literary attainments. With his father Su Xun (without Lao Quan) and his brother Su Zhe, they are called "Sansu". Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also a master of poetry and prose. Let's talk about their two short stories first.

1. Dongpo meat

Su Shi likes bamboo, and all kinds of bamboo are planted around his room. When he is free, he usually walks around the bamboo forest to see bamboo. He also likes to eat meat, and once wrote a poem: "It is better to eat without meat than to live without bamboo." No meat makes people thin, no bamboo makes people vulgar. "

Su Dongpo used to be the chief judge of Hangzhou, managing the West Lake, making the waterways unblocked, benefiting the farmland, having good weather and bumper crops every year. Farmers all say that Su Dongpo is a good official. During the Chinese New Year, everyone will kill pigs and chickens and give them to Su Dongpo. When he received it, he wrote down his name. Then cut the pork into cubes and cook the ingredients in a large pot. Su Dongpo personally watched the fire and ordered a ceasefire when the soup was almost finished. The meat at this time is delicious, red and crisp, especially attractive.

At noon, he ordered people to send them to everyone according to the list to let them celebrate the New Year. Su Dongpo also invited some officials to drink and eat meat with the elderly. Everyone thinks this meat tastes particularly delicious, tender and palatable, fat but not greasy, thin but not firewood, and everyone gives this meat a name, called "Dongpo Meat".

Su Dongpo was praised by the local people and left a good reputation. Everyone continued his poem in two sentences: "If you want to be thin, unless you fry meat with bamboo shoots every day."

Talk about poetry with your little sister

Su Dongpo and his sister often joke in the form of talking about poetry, which is interesting and funny. Su Xiaomei has a high forehead and Su Dongpo has a long chin. One day, Su Dongpo teased his sister with a few words: "Before going out, I'll go to the painting hall first."

The little sister did not show weakness, so she opened her mouth and said two words: "Last year, a little tears of love flowed to her cheeks." It is interesting that both brothers and sisters satirize each other's physical characteristics in exaggerated ways.

One day, Su Dongpo's friend Huang Tingjian visited and just sat down. Little sister said, "You're just in time. I have two unfinished poems. Please help me modify it. " Huang Tingjian said at once, "No, I dare not. How dare you say that you want to revise your poem in front of Su Dongpo! "

Su Dongpo said modestly, "You're welcome, brother. My sister trusts you so much, of course I ask your advice. " Huang Tingjian is no ordinary person. He is the founder of Jiangxi School. His poems are very famous, but he is still very open-minded: "Then I will try."

The younger sister said, "I have two poems, and I want to add two words. I don't know which word to add at the moment." You help me think it over. "

"Tell me!" They both urged at the same time.

"The breeze _ _ thin willow, Danyue _ _ plum blossom. What words are better in these two places? "

Su Dongpo pondered for a moment and said, "The breeze shakes the willows, and the bright moon reflects the plum blossoms. Just add' shake' and' reflect'! "

Huang Tingjian also thinks that Su Dongpo's opinion is correct: "In my opinion,' shaking' and' reflecting' are both good." Su Xiaomei shook his head.

Su Dongpo thought about it again and said, "Then add' dancing' and' hiding', and it becomes' dancing the willow in the light wind and hiding the plum blossoms in the light moon'."

Huang Tingjian went on to say: "These two words are good, both dynamic and static."

Xiaomei shook her head again and said with a smile, "I added the words' help' and' loss', which means' the breeze helps the willows and the moonlight loses the plum blossoms'. How about it? "

Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian applauded after hearing this: "This' help' and' loss' has brought the breeze, the slender willow, the pale moon and the plum blossom back to life. How nice!"