Complete stories of boys scolding girls

1, I don't know how to write the ending of our story so as not to be sad and calm because it has been decided.

2. Going out to play with friends, where to go has become the most difficult problem in the world.

3. Wolves roam the world and eat meat; Dogs run around the world and eat shit.

Whether I pay attention to image depends on our relationship.

If anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning bag, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning bag!

6. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out!

7. Who knows that a hundred billion times may make me feel honored and lucky to meet good people?

8. It's nice to meet you at the best time.

9. Being together means destroying pure friendship and forming impure love and affection.

10,10,000 reposts and comments are not as enjoyable as the praise of a favorite person.

1 1. No matter how tough a woman is, she has a gentle side. Don't say that she is not gentle, but she has no reason to be gentle with you.

12, the scariest moment in the world is when the head teacher is standing by the window, smiling!

13. It is better to have stories, big and small, than to complain about fate all day.

14, Guli is the strongest woman I have ever seen, but she has a hot and soft heart.

15, I don't want to see people I care about setting up space access settings for me.

16, I want to give you the whole world for you to fix.

17, my smile now, they say it's charming, as if I've never smiled calmly before.

18, people's eyes are black and their hearts are red. Once jealous, the heart is black.

19, I'm dead, please help me install free wIFI in my grave, so that people will come to see me often.

20. Students who don't want to start school are all good students, which fully proves that they have no puppy love!

2 1, I am not a strong person, but I know that when I should be strong, I should also pretend to be strong.

22. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

23. I can't find too many words in my heart. Forgive me for being speechless;

24. If you love me halfway, don't blame me for pointing your nose and calling you a loser.

25. People who have no lovers tomorrow will break up happily in the street when shopping.

26. It is perfunctory, ironic, helpless, ridiculous, disdainful, indifferent and ridiculous.

27. The world laughs at me for being too playboy, and I laugh at the world for not understanding.

28. When you fall down with only one drop of blood, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.

29. Behind the sniper friend's disguise is the desolation of society or the snake swallowing the elephant.

30. The funniest thing about watching TV dramas is that people in TV dramas say that TV dramas are played like this.

3 1, junior high school three years all the main course books piled up two meters high. Why does a piece of paper less than one centimeter deny my three years' efforts?

32. I noticed that you stopped recently. Don't say fat or not! Swollen

33. One month before the exam, I want to: strive for the first place; Last week: just work hard; After the exam: Focus on participation.

34. I really don't like it when some people say that I will kill the head teacher with my summer homework as if he could move.

35, Valentine's Day is coming. Thunderstorms will be too frequent in the next few days. Please swear to women as little as possible to avoid being struck by lightning.

I really want to splash him with concentrated sulfuric acid, which won't react with impurities.

37. Not everyone is as shallow as you. We don't know anyone.

As long as you arrive at your destination on time, few people care whether you drive a Mercedes-Benz or a manual tractor.

Disappointment, injustice and the like do not need to be explained. The more you explain, the more chaotic it is.

40. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

4 1. I chewed when I liked you, so I can't stop liking you.

42. I am a bit of a pretender. I'm emotionally unstable. If you don't like it, don't go near it, or you will get hurt easily.

I think you should be busy now. I just want to say the first three words of this passage to you.

44. The heart has been deeply stabbed and will never heal.

45. I can't say what I hate or what I like.

46. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

47. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

48. Don't say that you don't know a fish without tears, even if it flows into the whole sea.

It's not that I won't take part in accidental amusement. I just don't want to waste my acting skills on you.

50, low-key is the most awesome show off!

5 1, I gradually understand that this is a silent tragedy and no one can save me.

52, mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat!

53. After the summer vacation, not only did I not lose weight like lightning, but I became a dark cloud.

54. We are not lovers, we are just porters of love.

55. My other half was dumped a long time ago, and now she is reborn.

56. The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to look for light.

57. The low profile now is only for the high profile in the future.

58. Why do you pretend to shed tears? People will only laugh at you. Don't you understand?

59. The ideal life is nothing more than sleeping in the morning, sleeping in the middle, sleeping in the afternoon and sleeping in the middle of the night.

No matter how vicissitudes my back is, I will smile beautifully one day.