Single dog's funny sentences

Men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will live for a long time, and bachelors will no longer exist! Here are the classic funny sentences about single dog that I compiled for you. Welcome to reading.

Funny sentence about single dog 0 1, I am single, I am ashamed, and I waste paper for my country.

02, Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single.

03. Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

Now all primary school students have celebrated Valentine's Day, and all middle school students have celebrated Singles Day, leaving a group of high school students and college students clamoring for Children's Day all day. ...

05. Let me spend Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and exams alone.

06. Well, I will spend Singles' Day alone again this year.

07, everyone is single, and no one wants the beauty in the world! Hold on!

08. Ginger is still old and spicy. It's good to be single. A person will be full when eating, and the desire for fragrant tea will disappear. Go out to see the scenery and travel around without attachments. I wish you all the best in your holiday today!

09,165438+1October1,1 1, I feel very bored when I think about this moment. Just because he is not handsome, he is not married. I really want a partner to help me out. I hope that on this day next year, I will no longer be single.

10, men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly, this matter is hard to bear, I hope people will last for a long time and bachelors will no longer exist!

1 1, Singles' Day gives you "undressing tips": all your pockets are emptied, all your beautiful women are soaked, all your wine is drunk, all your hair is shaved, all your clothes are stripped off, all your phone bills are used up, all your troubles are used up, all your happiness is exposed, and all your happiness is sunny!

12, river of no return, bachelors all over the world go to pick up girls. You say go, I'll go, all of you! If you meet someone on the road, shout. Come with me if you like me! Hand in hand at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau!

13, I am not lonely, but enjoying loneliness!

14 In fact, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.

15, I can't find my favorite umbrella, so I'd rather get wet.

16, Singles Day, accompanied by two people: Master Kong and Wu Tenglan.

17, Jianghu is ridiculous, bachelor is the most boring, dating all day, hooking up everywhere, no worries. However, today is the once-in-a-century Super Singles' Day. Find someone to take off the "light" and wish you happiness!

18, how can you be so calm about those who secretly love me? It's almost Singles' Day. Hurry up.

19, someone asked me, are you still alone on Singles Day? If I am not alone, I will become a dog.

20, no gifts on holiday today, gifts only for boyfriends!

2 1, when will there be a bachelor? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder if there are any immortals in the sky. How many people are single? I want to ride home in the wind, afraid that I am still single, and the sky is lonely. Why should I be a fairy?

22. Whoever says that11.11is Singles' Day is single. I think the real meaning of 11is:1for 65448.

23. It's165438+1October 1 1, the annual Singles' Day! Friend, are you still single? Are you happy?

24, put aside your troubles, come, let's shout together: I am a bachelor! I am very happy!

25. Married poor compatriots, look at our top ten sources of happiness!

26. No gifts today, only girlfriends! I wish bachelors a happy holiday and receive gifts in advance.

27. We are single and carefree. We don't have to worry about being cuckolded all day, but we can also cuckold others all day and let them be turtles. How happy I am!

28. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

29. I hate being told "Happy Singles' Day". What is hateful is that I have to say "thank you".

30. How much can you worry about? It's like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

3 1, Bachelor: The upstart in the Jianghu weapon spectrum, commonly used at home, necessary for travel, able to dig corners and pick herbs, having the miraculous effect of entertaining himself and attracting bees and butterflies, and deeply loved by young friends.

32. It's Singles Day again. Senior Yue rewards VIP customers who have been in contact for a long time, and the red line of express mail is free, so whoever you want can take it.

33. These flowers are similar year after year, year after year ... People are the same-still one person. ...

34. My birthday is165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, and my middle school is in class1.

Thirty-five, the bachelor is bitter, it is already twenty-five, and the clothes are broken, and no one can mend them.

Funny sentence about single dog 2 1. I don't want to give up, so I have been insisting; I don't want to cry, so I always pretend to laugh; I don't want to be left behind, so I prefer to be alone.

The last way I love you is-don't bother.

3. A person's world is quiet. You can hear your breathing and heartbeat quietly.

Step 4 talk about being single

Some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.

6. There is a kind of singleness, just to wait for someone and the right person. Since breaking up, traffic has been saved by 80%.

7. I choked to tell you the past days. How ridiculous. I thought you'd be moved.

Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

9. Is there anyone in your qq who doesn't want to delete it, but doesn't talk?

10. Finally, we didn't even have a lukewarm greeting.

1 1. I'm still so worthless. I've been following your news everywhere.

12. A person is not lonely, but missing a person is lonely.

13. I'm still here. I just need you to turn around.

14. If you are still single, don't worry. God looks at you and says, "I want to keep a special person for this girl."

15. When I stop looking for you, congratulations on getting rid of me completely.

16. We always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness before we can see through people's hearts.

17. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.

18. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

19. Some people, once missed, are forever, once turned around, are forever.

20. "I like being alone", "Who", "I like being alone" and "I said I like being single!"

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