Routine girlfriend's love story

What are the love stories of girlfriends? The following dirty love words make you realize how to talk to a girl successfully.

First, the routine girlfriend's love story

1. "Sorry, your love movie has been turned off."

"I thought you were the heroine, so you are the producer."

2. "I fart because I love your look."

"After ignition, a heart-shaped spark appeared."

3. "I want to get a qualification certificate that you like."

"Fake is fine. What if it works?"

I don't know if it's myopia or something.

Look who looks a little like you.

Know it's not you

Just laugh at yourself.

I want to live with you.

In a small town

* * * Enjoy the endless dusk.

And the constant ringing of the bell

6. tomatoes and tomatoes

Potatoes and potatoes

The person I like and you

There have been rumors recently that I like you.

I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

8. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose.

Because liking someone can't be hidden.

9. You have been really annoyed recently.

I can't get enough of it.

10. Lisanqingfenglisan Road

Step by step.

Second, very obscene love words.

1. You can't go to the moon for nine days, and you can't go to the five oceans to catch turtles. But my life, hitting on you and fucking you, is enough.

2. Girls should be dignified and don't shake their heads.

3. Can you still be friends after breaking up? In fact, it is: can you still do it after breaking up? friends.

4. Crying hurts my uncle, making him dizzy, holding his hands in a small hole, his hands are numb, his knees are sucked, short, long and tough, and licking.

I'm a workaholic when I'm not around you, and a bug when I'm around you.

6. I am willing to be a cow, a horse and a sheep for you, not more. You just need to give me grass.

7. People are nice to you just to sleep with you. Unlike me, my sofa, living room, balcony and kitchen are all ok.

8. I am a very practical person. I only believe that love grows with time.

9. It feels good not to wear a condom, but it's not safe. That's how my last mobile phone broke.

10. After the wedding night, the bride came out with difficulty holding the wall and scolded: liar, before getting married, he said that he had savings for more than 30 years, and I thought it was money.

1 1. "How did your daughter-in-law hint you when she wanted to slap you?" "My daughter-in-law said, no matter her leg, come, brother, fill it up.

12. It's Christmas Eve. Please pay attention to wearing safety helmet.

13. When will you show me the intersection where the baby was born?

14. Advise everyone not to wear skirts these two days, it is easy to be angered, the weather is good and the wind is not serious.

15. You have three options when it gets cold: 1. I'll go to your bed. 2. You go to my bed. 3. We share the same bed.

16. Don't talk to me all the time, uh-huh, uh-oh, don't chat with me, it will make you climax.

17. I went swimming in the reservoir yesterday, and my leg cramped and I almost drowned. Fortunately, my girlfriend saved me. If I hadn't cheered her up this morning, we would have really become desperate mandarin ducks.

18. The word "choppy" means I can't think of the sea anymore.

19. The best evaluation of women is not that you are really beautiful or sexy, but that I am hard.

20. You know my depth, and I know your length.

Third, talk about love words.

1. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.

I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

Follow me and don't get lost.

I am the only you in the world, because that is you. It doesn't matter if I'm late.

I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will cause tooth decay.

6. I used up all my luck, just for the moment I met you, my life lit up at that moment.

7. With you, I can't guarantee that you are the happiest, but I must be the happiest.

8. If there is a distance of 1000 steps between us, as long as you finish 1 step, I will walk to your side for the remaining 999 steps.

9. If I have you, what can I expect in my life?

10. You are the deep love I can't love. I can't reach you.

1 1. "You look like my relative", "Who" and "My mother's son-in-law".

12. I'll give you a little flower first, then a careful heart, and finally a little cutie, that's me.

13. I like you for more than two minutes and can't get rid of it.

14. Lao Tzu is a good thing, I hope you have it.

15. The billboard on the roadside has a word that is your name.

16. Who allowed you to be so beautiful?

17. I exhausted all my luck, just for the moment I met you, my life lit up at that moment.

18. I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will cause tooth decay.

19. I am only one of you in the world, because it is you. It doesn't matter if I'm late.

20. Follow me and don't get lost.