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Humorous circle of friends bitten by mosquitoes

1, black skin is not without benefits. Mosquitoes buzzed all night last night and bit me because they couldn't see me.

2. I played with mosquitoes all night last night, and it was even. He didn't eat enough, and I didn't sleep well.

3. Mosquito bites, a mosquito bites the bag on the left and a mosquito bites the bag on the right. I cried.

Everyone is talking nonsense, only mosquitoes will never leave you.

5. I put on a beautiful makeup today, and suddenly I was bitten by a mosquito, and then I snapped, hehe, my makeup was spent.

6. Mosquitoes are still fighting for survival, but I don't have the fighting spirit of mosquitoes.

7. I am on duty and fight flies and mosquitoes every day.

8. The stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced!

9. Mosquitoes risk their lives to get close to me every day.

10, I got up in the middle of the night to fight mosquitoes and woke myself up.

1 1. If you apply a layer of crane crest red on your body, mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.

12. Places bitten by mosquitoes are like domestic violence, and there is no law to punish them.

13, I fought with mosquitoes all night, and finally we all lost.

14, in less than an hour, my leg was bitten by mosquitoes many times. There are so many people in the library, why do you have to stare at me?

15, if you want to see the sun, you will be so glorious that you are afraid of mosquito bites.

16, the eyes bitten by mosquitoes see the world in different sizes.

17, this summer, I found that only mosquitoes like me.

18, this mosquito is so powerful that good children will become tripterygium wilfordii.

19, tap water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes, killing people.

20. good night I've arranged for mosquitoes to kiss you for me.