Interesting. Tell me about it.

1. I get up early, but my quilt doesn't match my bed.

2. I envy you being with the person you like, unlike me, surrounded by people who like me.

3. The browser really cares whether it is the default browser.

You don't cherish me now! I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

5. 1998 Ma Hua Teng opened qq to let you register, but you didn't register. Now a 5-digit qq is tens of thousands. In 20xx, Ma Yun said it was free to open a Taobao shop and asked you to open a shop, but you refused. 10 years, Taobao created countless billionaires. In 20xx, Cao Guowei asked you to drive in Weibo, but you didn't. Now a funny list in Weibo earns a net profit of 6.5438+0.5 million a year. Now I hope you love me. If not, think about the consequences.

6. You like me, but you don't know me. If you know me, you will love me to death.

7. I haven't been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.

8. I finally found a problem. I have no sexual orientation. I like good-looking people.

9. Every word you say, I silently make your bed.

10. When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't blame him in a hurry, but reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.

1 1. You must come when I lose weight, because I have no appetite when I see you.

12. Girls, don't call yourself a foodie easily. Good-looking people are called foodies, and ugly people can only be called fools.

13. Although she looks very reassuring, she is always suspected of puppy love by her parents.

14. Young people should not stay at home all the time, but go out more. At the end of the day, you will find it interesting to play games.

15. I like your worry. No wonder my stomach can't eat.

16. A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, I love you. The little girl said, can you be responsible for my future? The little boy said: of course, we are not one or two years old!

17. Today I finally want to end my relationship with him for more than 20 years. Turn over, Homework Jun, I finally finished you.

18. Later, the face value was high, and no one looked down on it, so I have been single until now.

19. My roommate asked me: What would you do if the person you like was drunk in your bed: A stayed by her side; Help her eat a big meal; C kissed her gently; D XXOO, she. I chose D, and my roommate told me that I got it right. At this moment, another roommate came slowly: CDBA. Damn it, it's a complete mess!

20. I made a mistake at school. The teacher called my parents. Can I say that my parents are not here? The teacher said yes. The next day, I carried my three-year-old brother on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

2 1. Fish farming is very troublesome. I often forget to change the water once a week, so I have to change the fish once a week.

22. After living for so many years, I have never understood one thing. Why should I hang myself?

23. There are many firecrackers at night, during the day and during meals. Can you stop detonating them?

24. What is the theme of the exam composition? I hand in my paper, and the composition is only five words. This is courage!

I thought it was efficient to sit at my desk without sleeping, but I found I was wrong. I can spin my pen for an hour, stare blankly for an hour, sleepwalk for an hour and chat for an hour. It doesn't love me anyway.

26. Many people are particularly stupid. Unlike them, you look stupid even if you don't talk.

27. When I lose my temper, I am afraid that others will hit me.

28. When the brothers meet again, after drinking, he said drunkenly, as long as I eat shit, you drink urine. I am deeply moved: as long as you are full, I am thirsty.

29. I am a bad-tempered person, and I love to hold grudges. If you are unkind to me, I will take a small notebook and write it down for you.

30. I am a 20-year-old male, introverted, never in love, used to my own life, finally found a girlfriend, and then went shopping together. She went to the fitting room to try on clothes. When I was confused, I thought I was the only one. Nima, I went home by myself, and then can there be another one? !

Talk about fun qq space

Fun qq space to talk about 1, what kills you, my love.

2. Do what you say, and do what you say.

I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

4. I really want to control your grandfather's crying personally: Dad!

5. The sky is gray and wild. You eat grass and I eat sugar.

6. others pretend to be in the office, and I have to pretend to be experienced.

7. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

8, this year's festival does not accept gifts, gifts only accept pretty girl paper!

9, not afraid of stealing tools, afraid of stealing children to understand technology!

10, Tian Lingling, Di Lingling, and an ice cream.

1 1. It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

12, I have a good background.

13, talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

14, the current efforts are all for the cow B.

15, as long as you have classes in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

16, I don't wash my hair when I have long hair up to my waist. It stinks.

17, you are a bitch. Are you still sad not to let others get angry?

18, sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.

19, cry, children's paper, soy sauce is not good.

20. I played very hard when I was young, and now I play very hard.

2 1, the first set, the last set, are you a condom?

22, do not seek coquettish shock, just seek obscene and touching.

23. I am not afraid that the enemy is like a tiger, but I am afraid that my teammates are like pigs!

24, you don't love me, I'm still here to mention stupid things.

25, can't catch the tail of youth, can only smell the P of youth.

26. My mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning the sea, and it is time to turn back.

27. Be a boy in the next life and marry a girl like me.

28. All those who have daughters-in-law are stable, and I will start to shake WeChat.

29. The world has always been cruel. You can only be a doll if you don't play.

30. The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

3 1, like is like her advantages, love is tolerant of her shortcomings.

32. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

33. Obama, do you remember the little bin Laden on the Daming Lake?

34. I am waiting for someone, someone who can accompany me for a long time.

People often say that youth should not be left blank, so I smeared it!

36. Life is to smile at others, just to make others smile again.

37. Were you vomited three times after you were born, but only caught twice?

38. There are only two things I can't do in my life, neither this nor that.

39. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

40. Murphy's Theorem is a saying in China: Break the chain at a critical moment.

4 1, the person I secretly loved changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt that I had changed my mind.

42. We always chase a person foolishly, but ignore the person we missed on the way.

43. It rained twice this week, the first three days and the last four days.

44. My advantage is that I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

45. Since I bought the BBK mobile phone, I have been walking on thin ice every step of the way.

46. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot. It's not enough to use it alone!

47. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

48. If you are a good man, you should have a losing mentality when quarreling with your daughter-in-law.

49. If it snows without an umbrella, can we walk all the way to Whitehead?

50. One short step makes a long regret. Wake up the dreamer in one word, turn around and scare the cow to death.

5 1, I can't recite a book just like I can't shit, which makes me feel unspeakable pain.

52. The weather is fine today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

53. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

54. The decrease of forest area in China is mainly due to too many test papers!

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

56. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock on edge and got up and rolled around every day.

57. There are always some dead bodies on QQ. Occasionally, they cheat the corpse and change his epitaph.

58. I have always supported you. I just need you to turn around. Will you break your neck when you turn around?

59. Some people have been playing the role of passers-by in your life.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

6 1, Mochow and Mo Yan are both angry, what should we do? The answer is actually simple: don't worry.

62. Every time we start school, we will say the same thing. I must study hard this semester.

63. I found that more than 90% of people are in a bad mood, either not eating enough or not sleeping enough.

On the way to register, I saw a school in the distance. Boom! It's gone. I hope so.

65. When I was a child, I was very confused. When I grew up, it was better to study in Tsinghua or Peking University. Now I know I worry too much. .

66. I want to eat lollipops. How about we split it 50/50? Yeah, well, I eat sugar, and you eat it very well.

67. The exam is not for falling in love. Please don't flirt. The exam is not DOTA, please don't work as a team.

68. The great thing about news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

69. We are best friends. You tell me your embarrassing story, and I can help solve it, but let me smile first.

70. Being in a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

7 1, Teacher Bao said to Zhan Zhao: Look at my face, and then act later. Zhan Zhao: You're fucking kidding!

72. Be nice to yourself, because life is not long, be nice to others, because you may not see them in the next life.

It was dark at night and I suddenly wanted to study, but it was already dawn when I found the candle.

74. Looking back now, I feel that there will be a big wave of zombies coming in soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet.

75, a sister sent a paper to Weibo: I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! God replied: it is ok to buy things without giving money.

76. Don't think you are too arrogant in my heart. You are driving me crazy. Even if my heart is riddled with holes, I will take you out.

77. Damn it, you can make a movie after 33 days of lovelorn love, and your brother's lovelorn experience can make a TV series.

78. Others can give you feelings, but they can't give you a good mood; Others can give you happiness, but they can't.

79. Asked what love is in the world, I decisively said that love is a fart. Once released, it's gone, but the smell is still there.

80. Look me in the eye. Besides chewing gum, you will see perseverance and sincerity. I don't need you to understand. Shut up.

8 1, let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

82. Once I was in the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

83. There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.

84. We are about to graduate. The headmaster said that each of us should choose something as a souvenir. All the students in the whole grade said in unison: principal, give us back the tuition!

85. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

Qq space talks about beautiful phrases of praise.

First, I love it too much, so I am afraid of getting hurt; Love too much, so I am willing to be hurt; Love too much, so it's easy to miss it. Love in a country with beautiful love, there will always be a protagonist and a supporting role. Tired will always be the protagonist, injured will always be the supporting role. True love is not gazing at each other, but looking in the same direction. In fact, love is not about finding a perfect person. Is to learn to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes.

Second, when you left, you left our future in my world, leaving me to build it with my dreams. I can only wait for those promises and vows and dream about the future.

3. What song do you think I am? Is it playing in a loop? Memories are slowly diluted by time.

Fourth, if you can't understand each other, you hope to understand each other; If you can't love each other, I hope to be compatible with each other.

Some sadness is unforgettable just because it is real. Those pasts are always entangled in the dark, waiting for opportunities, and having irregular attacks, just because they are unspeakable or unbearable. Tears flow down, with a touch of sadness or unwillingness, but the root of all this sadness is that there is no past and no forgetting. The experience of these tears and the people or things behind them, like a wound that will never heal, will always be engraved in my heart.

6. Time can prove love or overthrow it. There is no kind of sadness that time cannot alleviate. If time can't make you forget those people you shouldn't remember, if all the sad and painful failures are false, wouldn't it be great and unfortunate? There are many false feelings and false meanings in the world, such as heartbreak, pain, sadness, depression and hysteria, and so on. But it's always true.

Seven, is there such a person, you repeatedly want to give up, but after all, still reluctant.

Eight, if you consider self-esteem in love, there can only be one reason: in fact, you still love yourself the most.

Get up the courage to send the wrong message to the person you want to contact. When you wake up the next day, there is still no news from him.

Ten, looking back, people come and go in life, in the dim light, meet or leave is fate, once fate, has long been changed by years. Time, in our obsession and low eyebrows and smiles, is drifting away. How many people come and go in the world, how many pass by, how many are unforgettable, some scenery, no matter how good, does not belong to you, and some emotions, passing by, are already the best ending.

Eleven, someone told you that you really look like a little princess, remembering that someone once really held you like a princess.

Twelve, always say that time can heal all wounds, always say that time will erase all stories, don't you know that memory is also a seed, which quietly takes root in the bottom of my heart and grows into a tree, which is half joy and half pain; Half light, half sadness.

Thirteen, love is not pursued, and a person you don't love can't catch up with you. So don't take being chased by boys for granted. However, your test of him is necessary! When a man loves you, you are often moved by details. Similarly, when a man doesn't love you, you can also find it in the details.

Fourteen, no ending feelings, always end; People who can't get it will always forget it.

I like my fearless appearance, but I'm still not a superman.

In fact, a deep hug is warmer than anything.

Seventeen, time flies, the years are shallow, decades have passed, scenes have passed, and memories are far and near; Go ahead. Come on.

Eighteen, girls don't feel that their legs are thick, don't feel that they are not beautiful, there is always a man who won't think about this because he loves you.

Nineteen, when you tell a joke, people around you don't laugh, but you remember someone telling you. I think the way you tell a joke is very funny.

In the street, I saw the back of deja vu.

Twenty-one, lonely people are most prone to hallucinations, and often can't help but reach out to touch his face, but only touch the air. No matter how cold it is during the day, my soul will cry at night. I tried my best to smile and hide my loneliness. But, I know, I can't hide anything from a light smile!

Love is in my heart, and I never mention loving you, not because I don't love you, but because I love you too much. Time makes deep things deeper and deeper, and makes shallow things shallower and shallower. If you look down, you will get less hurt. Time has changed, love will fade and break up. Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't be heartbroken. It really takes a long time to understand the people and things you really miss.

23. On the road of life, know how to be considerate, understand and tolerate, and your life will be warm and peaceful. On the road of life, if you lack understanding, consideration and humility, life will become more and more troublesome. Many troubles in life stem from our inability to understand, our concern for our own opinions, our failure to understand each other and our failure to accommodate each other, which hurts each other's hearts. Life is often a kind of understanding and comprehension.

Love at first sight is also love, but it is only short-lived.

Tell me about your city, without your signature.

1, the ending and the process are all there, and then I feel greedy.

2. Time is like an earthquake. Let's get together while we are young and like flowers, and the road is long and Xiu Yuan is Xi.

3. Wandering in your world, but only in Lacrimosa.

4. If the sun doesn't rise for a day, is it necessary for sunflowers to exist? If one day you leave, is it necessary for me to live?

5. Memories grabbed my throat and let me breathe.

6. We agreed to see the flowing water together, but we will become someone else's. At the fork in the road, you are on the left, I am on the right, and we are all stubborn and don't look back.

7. The furthest distance in the world is the track of my tears falling after you turn around.

8. Breaking up is our ending, but I don't regret it, because I once had it! Sad to talk about a lovelorn, a difficult, to what extent do you allow it to change you? Where did you let it take you? How did you handle it?

9. Goodbye, I love you very much. Although I am all thumbs, I have tried a lot, so I don't regret it. Now, I give you back my love. Can you give me back my little pride?

10, the calendar of time turns page by page, running with deep affection for you, accustomed to high-intensity work to suppress the pain in my heart, accustomed to covering up the sadness along my heart with busyness. But time always brings back thoughts in the dark, time always quietly pulls back to loss when it is quiet, and fleeting time always sprinkles salt on the wounds in my heart.

1 1, I feel a little lonely at night. So I listened to music to pass away loneliness, and suddenly I was cut off from everything around me. Only the light sound of loneliness reverberates in my mind, and a broken thought lingers in front of my eyes, scattered in every corner with the wind.

12, happiness should be found separately, and finally you will get used to the scenery alone. After so long, I finally learned to smile and think about him.

13, how many girls are not gay, but there is a woman who loves them very much. Her name is best friend.

What is failure? Nothing, just a step closer to success; What is success? That is, after all the roads leading to failure, there is only one road left, and that is the road to success.

15, sometimes you have to admit that the feelings you have worked so hard to maintain are easy for others to get.

16, a sentence "I feel sick". Who can get a sentence: "Where are you? Coming right away. "

17, I am also afraid that I will take the initiative to get your rejection again.

18, falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still playing drums.

19, [I want to travel around the world by two people, but I remember that I am alone. ]

20. Who can understand the feeling of crying under the covers at night?

2 1, you always mix with time in my short and miserable nightmares until I wake up in the middle of the night, wait for me to try to pull with my hand, and then leave.

22. Many people want to stay away from loneliness and fill their time in various ways, but they can't help feeling lonely one by one. I dare not say how much I like loneliness, but I am a lonely person. I will not deliberately escape loneliness. On the contrary, loneliness is a kind of enjoyment for me, a kind of quiet solitude, a kind of silent thinking, a kind of silent cultivation and a heavy harvest.

23. I will never live in your heart.

24. Melancholy is not a sentimental gift, but a point of no return in the abyss of infinite sadness.

25. Missing can be different people. Because of love, I miss someone; Because of warmth, miss the person who warms you; Because of the beauty, I missed the passing moment; Because of nostalgia, I miss the lost arrogance and innocence. Missing is sweet, beautiful and worth living forever. Loneliness is not the absence of thoughts, but another interpretation of emptiness.

26. I am most afraid of losing sight of my friends because of money.

27. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

28. The pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.

29. The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it up by yourself.

After thinking for a long time, I am still more suitable for a person.

3 1 However, everything will change one day, not to mention people's thoughts.

32. Time is like a river. The left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, and the middle is young and faint sadness. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Look at this heartbreaking story.

Don't wait for my tears, you will understand my sadness. Don't wait for me to disappear before you know I exist.

I don't like to see you being nice to others. Even if we are not lovers, I will be jealous.

35. Don't go near. I don't want to break the status quo and hurt myself for you. Don't sympathize. Your smile has always been my painful happiness.

Tell me, is it wrong to love you? Never turn around and leave me. Although it was hard for me to drag you away from you, you left without cutting.

I just know now that I can't live without you. Will you come back?

38. I really want to put a knife to my chest and stab my heart. So you won't be soft-hearted, heartbroken and sad.

39. After you left, missing became a habit and smiling became a luxury.

40. Responsibility, that was your last generation. My responsibility is to give up my responsibility.

4 1, someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.

42. Believe it or not, someone is waiting to meet someone like you.

43. If you can, please don't forget. If the wound heals, you must be willing to leave.

44. In this city, be a passing scenery and a passer-by in a hurry, just for one person.

45. Life is like a calm lake, but we disturb the original calm with too many false lies. I don't expect much from life. I only hope that my relatives and friends around me are healthy and happy. For my lover, I only hope that what he gives me in return is a happy smile and a healthy body, which is plain and light, and will eventually be safe!

46. I have too many regrets this summer. When we break up, we are doomed to never be together again.

47. Missing is the pain of breathing.

48. Some people say that the person you can see with your eyes closed is the person you love the most.

49. Don't come back when you come out, I'm not a rag collector/

50. It turns out that I have always been a supporting role. Maybe he doesn't take me seriously at all. 9. I like it when it rains, so no one knows that I am standing in the rain and crying.

5 1, I admit that I am a selfish person, so selfish that I am the only one in your eyes.

I lied to you because I didn't want to hurt you too much.

53. I believe in love again and again, but I didn't expect it to hurt deeper every time.

54. I always thought that where there was the original me, there was the original you.

55. It's always a long time before I know that what I abandoned with my own hands will never be encountered again in the future.

56. The feeling of loneliness is a bit like missing, and you can't talk to others. But I want to say that loneliness is because of missing, and missing is not the same loneliness. Sometimes, we can't tell whether we are lonely or missing, whether we are more lonely or missing.

57. Sincerity brings hypocrisy, illusion, empty happiness and love without ending.

58. Is there a person who can't bear to forget him all his life?

59. Love lies not in how many times you say it, but in whether you keep your promise to her again and again.

60. Hug needs someone to wipe your tears. Just turn around and you will see me behind you.

6 1, maybe it's time to be glad that all the things that shouldn't have passed and all the things that shouldn't have come have come.

When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can cheat you.

63. We are all lost children.

I am sad that even if you are like a hedgehog and I am covered with holes, every time I think of you, I will still think of your goodness.

65. I know I am the last person to get hurt, but I still choose to trust you as always.

66. It is not so painful to make it clear, but the most tragic thing is to make it unclear.

Through the fleeting time in your eyes, I believe that you really loved me, just as I really lived and died for you.

68. Don't make trouble if you have nothing to do.

69. When we eat, we think about work, when we work, we think about making mistakes, when we are in love, we think about breaking up, and when we hug, we think about looking at our watches ... We can't always do single-minded things at the right time, that's all.

70. Dream, our relationship is ambiguous and constantly changing. What is this?

7 1, loyal to new love or old love, I forgot to ask you.

72. If I stay with you, there is only one possibility in my life, and that is pain. But without you, there are ten thousand possibilities in my life!

73. You woke me up suddenly. We have known each other for several years. You've found your love, and I'm still wandering around.

74. In the past, you would hold me for fear that I would fall. Now I take the bus alone and find that the stations I pass together are so long.

75. After every injury, we want to be isolated from the world, lick the wound alone, close our eyes, let the tears flow back and break in our hearts. After the wound heals, everything will be so naturally relieved.

76. I can't bear to give up on you. what can I do? If you can't get it, do you want to continue?

77. When you left me, I was scared. I thought I wouldn't care, but the tears I shed can't fool myself!

78. I want to change my time, place and identity, forget everything and start over ~!

79. Once, we laughed together, but now we are not qualified to cry.

80. I still remember what you said, our future, and our vows. Only I remember.

8 1, I dare not guess where I am in your heart.

82. Sometimes, for love, I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings.

83. There are too many feelings.

84. In fact, it feels really good to love someone, and hugging is also a reality.

85. If you still have a wild imagination, your heart is not old.

86. The sun is scattered in front of the window, and mottled shadows are scattered all over the floor. How I wish someone would call me gently, walk into my world and listen to me tell some people and things, but no, I am still alone, wandering around the street corner alone, infected with the fleeting time, and learned to be lonely.

Maybe I'm not the person you're looking for, but I really love you. If one day we are nothing, I hope you are not the one passing by.

88. The flight of time stole our years, leaving a vague memory and loneliness, and now we can never return to that carefree time. Living like a walking corpse every day, repeating the same life rules, I wonder when this day will end?

89. Did you change your mind, or did you exchange the time difference day and night? You said with a smile, we are still deja vu friends. I live in this sad city, but you are in an invisible city. Without your city, I am just a person, but you are still alive and happy. I wrote your name and all my worries about you on all the blank pages. I want to subvert all my love for you and let you know that these are all facts.

90. Love without heart is just an empty shell, so I don't love it.

9 1, how many autumns went up in smoke, how many things turned around, how many years later, I was still alone, alone, painting loneliness, singing no regrets, laughing at the prosperity of the world, living my own life as usual, not used to noise and companionship.

92. Life is a self-directed and self-directed film. Whether this is a tragedy or a comedy is up to you.

93. Time is slipping away little by little, and we can never go back to that childhood.

94. Some people see things clearly, and some things see through a person.

95. There is no need to comment on the person you like, because she monopolizes a group.

96. Life is such that people have no choice. If I can, I hope that the warmth that has been given to me has never existed.

97. It's raining. I'm standing in the Woods. I can't tell whether it's tears or rain on my face, so I listen to our memories quietly.

98. Love is not only walking side by side under the mountain, but also walking hand in hand in the rain.

99. In July, the cruel sunshine separated us from different regions.

100, not meeting doesn't mean you don't miss, but not contacting is just to cover up your memory.