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Wechat classics talk about what others must comment on: young people are getting younger as they live.

1. Give up something for the life you want. There is no justice in this world, and you will never please both sides. If you want freedom, you have to sacrifice safety. If you want to loaf around, you won't get the grades evaluated by others. If you want to be happy, you don't have to care about the attitude that people around you give you. If you want to move forward, you must leave your present position.

There will be all kinds of burdens on our shoulders in life. Even if we try our best, it is impossible to carry all the problems on one shoulder, just like picking up ears of wheat in an endless wheat field, there may be bigger and better ears of wheat ahead. The key is to pick the most suitable ears of wheat, make rational choices and make correct choices, so as to harvest the most valuable life.

3, dreams, can not be done too deep, deep it is difficult to wake up. Words, can't say too full, full of difficult to reveal flaws. Tone, can't be set too high, it is difficult to chorus. Things cannot be done too absolutely, and it is absolutely difficult to enter and retreat. Love can't be too deep, too deep to extricate yourself. Li, you can't be too serious. If it's too heavy, it's hard to make it clear. People can't be too fake, and it's hard to have a heart-to-heart relationship if they are fake.

4. If a woman wants to live a happy, comfortable and happy life, she must treat fame, wealth and glory with a normal heart, which is neither pure nor lewd. Neither pretends to be lofty, nor belittles himself; Neither picky nor uncompromising. If a woman can keep calm, she will have an open mind and a detached attitude.

5. I always want to be a better person, more motivated, more energetic, smarter, harder, more ambitious, more diligent, more persistent, healthier and slimmer; However, every time I have a full stomach, I really want to sleep, and then I say to myself: I will wait until tomorrow to become a better person.

6. Each of us is a frog in the well. The only difference is the diameter of the well where we live. Everyone is a poor summer bug. So, we were born to travel.

7. These days, when someone spends a lot of thoughts on you, just to make you laugh and make you live a better life. This is love. You have as much love as you put into it. Those who always use busy work as an excuse are actually just because they no longer love or love enough.

8, bad mentality, life is easy to get old. What kind of heart, you are what kind of person. People are not afraid of vicissitudes of life, but of old hearts. An old heart, like dusk, can't see the breeding of light, only darkness spreads in the heart. The old heart brings despair to life. Despair is like dust, which drowns talent and makes the years grow old. Martyrs are full of courage and young mind in their twilight years, and the more they live, the younger they are!

9. Change if you don't like it. If you can't change it, then adapt. If you can't adapt, you have to avoid it. If you can't even avoid it, you have to let go. Generally speaking, capable people will choose to change, lazy people will choose to adapt, cowardly people will choose to escape, and brave people will choose to let go.

10, help others when you are happy; Be content when you live a normal life; Learn to enjoy life in adversity. Don't punish yourself with other people's mistakes, because it is not worth it; Don't punish others with your own mistakes, because when you hurt others, you will be hurt again; Don't punish yourself with your mistakes. It doesn't matter if you make a mistake, just look for the reason carefully, learn a lesson and correct it!

Wechat classics that others must comment on.

1, there is nothing wrong with loneliness, at least you don't have to lose pride.

2. The girl who is good to you still loses to the girl who looks good.

I have been giving you something by force, my time, my love, my importunities, my fierceness and patience. I never asked you if you wanted it. All I know is that I never give it to anyone.

If one day I answer the phone in a strange tone, please know that I am either abducted or my mother is with me.

5. What's the past you can't let go of? I feel that the only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks.

6. When I am unreasonable, crazy, willful, yelling and crying, what I fear most is your indifference.

7. Jiang should win the best imitation award. Put meat like meat, fish like fish, and chicken like chicken. ...

8. If two people want to be together, one must be very, very patient.

9. School is to bring strangers together, and when we can't be separated, we are ruthlessly separated.

10, work hard not for others but for yourself.

1 1, the second message is not because he is important to me, but because the mobile phone is right next to me. Touch the phone first when you wake up, not because you miss someone, but because you want to turn off the alarm clock. I left my bangs together, not because I could bow my head to stop my tears when I was sad, but because my face was round and ugly without bangs. My hands and feet are cold, not because no one hurts, not because the heating is too cold, but because I laugh and cry, not because I try to be strong, but because it is too funny.

12. Animals change into people for thousands of years, and people change into animals for an instant.

13, someone sent you a lot of heartfelt words when you were asleep. How warm!

14, "What kind of experience is myopia?" "The whole world is a mosaic."

15, "Why are you cold now?" "Because funny is too easy to get hurt." "Why is teasing easy to get hurt?" "Because you always laugh, they think it doesn't matter how you get hurt."

16, every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

17, you must have spent many days comforting yourself, because you are so good at comforting others.

18, your sentence "See you tomorrow" makes the whole tomorrow super sweet.

19, I really hope to meet the right person. Everything is just right, the temper is just complementary, and the height ratio is just right. I will quarrel and bicker, but I know no one will leave. I put each other in my heart. I think the best love is that you help me dry my hair after I take a shower. The coat you put on me when it gets cold. This is every surprise you gave me on my birthday. Is that you don't dislike my weight, let me eat more.

20. Time is a trip with no return, and both good and bad are scenery.

2 1, I went to buy headphones with my stupid classmates. After the idiot put it on, I took it off and looked at the capital L on the left side of the earphone and said to the boss, L is too big! Give me an m! I turned away at once to show that I didn't know him. ...

22. I hope you are good, I really hope you are good, and I will be fine if you don't come.

I know everything, but I don't say anything.

24. Tips for finding a seat in the library: First, find a seat with sister paper. Second, hand in a prepared note and write: "classmate, I like you for a long time and hope to associate with you!" " . Third, if the sister paper immediately took the bag and left, congratulations, you have a seat; If sister paper smiles at you, then congratulations, what else is there for self-study?

25. If you are independent enough, anyone can lose it.

26, some words, sincerely, once is enough, such as I love you; Some are warm and special, and once is enough, such as hugging you; Some feelings, loved ones, once is enough, such as being together.

27. I also want someone to accompany me from one place to another, but I missed many good people along the way. No one can say clearly about the future. In a few years, which city should I be in. I watched the people around me go away one by one, and I didn't stay. Not because I believe that people who love you will never leave. Some things just can't be said clearly, just like when you are sweating, I give you a cup of hot water, and you don't know whether to drink it or not. If you drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. If you don't drink it, you will fail the kindness of others.

28. I still remember playing house when I was a child. I play my mom, and you play my dad. This child is my doll. In an instant, so many years have passed like the wind. Looking back, I can't see his neighbor and that innocent time.

29. The future is brand-new, and no one is allowed to turn back.

30. In front of the temperature, we are all sentimental bitches. Summer said: I would rather freeze to death than die of heat; Winter said: I would rather die of heat than freeze to death!

3 1, people like me, you have no choice but to spoil them.

32. Hunger is a word, and I want to say it ten thousand times.

33. In winter, besides the bed, the place you want to go most is your arm.

34. When Xiao Ming handed out the English test paper, he got 3 points for a multiple-choice question. The English teacher growled at the podium, "What do you think I can do with three points?" Xiao Ming replied weakly: "Grab the landlord." . . "

35. Girls' interpersonal relationships can be divided into three types: those that can be seen without washing their hair, those that can only be seen after washing their hair, and those that they don't want to see after washing their hair.

36. I learn clean language and quiet laughter, follow the wind and regard loneliness as freedom.

37. If you are in love, you will want to spend your whole life. Make a friend and you will want to go back and forth all your life. In the end, you will be black and blue. This is the price of innocence. You can't blame others, only yourself.

38. I don't want to be the distant person who says good morning to you through the screen at dawn. I want to be the one to wake you up.

You don't have everything I like, but I like everything you have.

40. A little wind and rain is enough for you to be sentimental for several nights. It's a shame to complain that others don't understand your sadness. Actually, you are idle.

4 1, the university is about to graduate, and I have been in love for four years, but I have never made a promise. On the train home, he has 32 stops and she has 2 1 stop. She said gloomily, call me when you get to the station, and then she went to sleep. I don't know how long it took, but she was awakened. The bus has passed several stops. He turned his head and said with a gentle smile, Come home with me. She gave a sloped smile, followed by tears. Came to the small mountain village where he was born and raised, and she was sold to an old bachelor in her fifties. ...

I'm relieved to hear that your life is getting worse every year.

Don't tell the secret to the wind, it will blow all over the forest.

44. When I was a child, I watched many martial arts films and practiced iron sand palms in rice jars. I inserted, I inserted, I inserted ... and I inserted the private money buried by my father. ...

45. A question from my little confusion to my big confusion: Why does the tractor hang itself?

Say that again: Time waits for no one, everyone wants to live younger and younger.

1. If I can laugh or cry freely in front of you, if I can see you when I want to see you. I really envy those who can argue arrogantly and wait for others to coax them, and those who are arrogant like queens in love. I want to walk into your whole life, if only it weren't so far away from me. Every time you hug, you won't feel that the time for two people to fall in love is silently counting down.

That year, you said you liked this city, so I went with you with my bag. That year, you said you liked my long hair, so I kept it for you. That year, you said you couldn't give me the future, so I let you go. Today, I am still in this city. I still have my long hair, but I am still single. But honey, that's all in the past. I want to cut my hair and say goodbye to the old you.

3, afraid to look back, afraid of falling into the once-in-a-lifetime sea. Dare not turn around, afraid of footsteps behind. Just because, we no way back. Only, one is on the left and the other is on the right. Occasionally I can't help but enter your space. Although I haven't updated there for a long time, I can't see your change, but I can still feel that shallow warmth, which others can't give, because it is your territory, but for me, the smallest thing is everything.

4. Some stories may end forever before they start. There was no time to smile and wave, so we said goodbye in a hurry. If there is no chance, why meet and hate each other late; If there is fate, why is it the gathering and ending of fate? If it weren't for providence, you and I would meet in a hurry, and then become strangers and become the most familiar strangers. Clearly know that love will have no result, clearly know that love will have heartache, but it is so serious.

5. Some things make us unforgettable; Some people are hard for us to let go. Along the way, we bid farewell to a past and walked into the next scenery. The road is extending, the scenery is changing, and life is not eternal. Looking back after a long time, many things have been blurred, many people have forgotten, and only a few people and things are related to us, which implicates our happiness and happiness. This is what we really cherish.

6. I can't touch the beauty in my dream, but I still smell the white fleeting time, soft as drizzle, fragrant as aging, clear as a stream spring and gorgeous as a flower. I often look for quiet corners and daydream happily about the hazy aestheticism. In the misty rain of the world of mortals, how many people are as busy as a dream, not only sighing, but only picking a smiling flower. Where to go from here, let them dream a thousand times, sleep alone in the breeze, read all the fallen flowers, and the purples are boundless. Who knows the meaning of Fang Fei's dream? Prosperous times are indifferent and calm.

7. Why not stick to it for a while, like one day, love you for a month, but spend your whole life thinking? We agreed to be together forever. When I graduated, we agreed to be together forever. We agreed to stay together for another few years. We agreed, but we forgot everything. Some time ago, I suddenly realized that the original vows are only words that can be said by people with identity maintenance. Therefore, I will never say my vows easily again.

8. Time waits for no one. Everyone wants to live younger and younger, but the ups and downs they have experienced force people to grow up. Those old jokes are gone forever and gradually blurred. Oh, after all these years, it's good to say it, but not good to say it. I am living my own life in a daze, and I am slowly moving towards my goal, hoping that one day I can really appreciate all kinds of attractive scenery in my life.

9. You always say that I wish I were here. Yes, if you were here, I wouldn't have to get sick, have a fever and go to the hospital. If you were here, I wouldn't have to drink and take care of others like a boy. If you are here, you can make me brown sugar water when I have a stomachache. If you were here, my cold hands in winter would not have to be kept in my pocket. If you were here, you wouldn't be able to open the umbrella, so I wouldn't have to hit people with it. If you were here, I wouldn't hide under the covers and cry because of missing and misunderstanding.

10, a turning distance, two people who used to be so familiar, will never meet again and become strangers. I met you by chance at a certain intersection one day, and there was a surprise in my eyes, and then I learned to say hello calmly! No one in this world will always be someone's, some people are destined to be hurt, some people are destined to miss it, and some people are always only suitable for living in another person's heart.

1 1, a curtain of night in Leng Yan, dripping with endless worries. A bright window of sunshine awakens too many thoughts. What kind of person walks into a dream, wakes up and goes to sleep? What are you like, breathing, close at hand, far away. The smell of this glass of red wine makes you cry when you are drunk. The story of the world of mortals is heartbreaking.

12, you see a boat, stormy waves. Floating life is like a dream, like passing clouds, a tree is full of flowers, and now it is falling one by one. Finally, there was a clear full moon in my heart. I traveled all over Qian Shan according to my own meaning, comfortable and quiet, but I never left home. It's true that there are six scenes hanging outside Qian Shan, and the breeze stays indoors.

13, I know you will leave eventually, even if there is no autumn coming, you will leave quietly, like a wisp of smoke winding out of thin air, which is just your last attachment to the world, breaking into silk and turning into a dream. Reflected in my eyes as the last impression. In the next reincarnation, I will have a pair of wings to chase your wandering beauty.

14, there are too many ups and downs in life. Since we met, how can we bear to miss it? The butterfly from a previous life came here, stopped in your palm and counted the warm silk threads. This is my eternal promise. That butterfly from a previous life has always been here, hidden in your heart, lighting the lamp of love. That's the soul I will always follow.

15, life always has endless joys and sorrows. We agreed to face it and know how to be strong, but when we face life and death, separation and disaster, it will still hurt. It's not that we don't know how to smile, but that everyone will be vulnerable and helpless. It's just that this road is always dusty and needs us to touch our true self occasionally in pain.

Wechat is funny to say that others must comment.

1. When I was in junior high school, I made an appointment to fight together after school. He called 100 people, but I only called one, and that was his mother.

2. It is not necessary to work hard, but it must be comfortable to give up.

3. When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself, whether it is cute and charming, and make others jealous perfectly.

The girl I liked when I was a child turned me down. Twenty years later, she recognized me. She asked me how I was doing. I am excited to answer: Aunt, who are you?

A hermit is one who washes his face after lunch.

6. Two neighbors across the street are quarrelling. The three-year-old baby has been crying and crying: Dad, don't hit mom, Dad, don't hit mom, you can't hit her, whoops!

7. Some people seem to be well informed, but in fact, they have never even seen Peggy, the pig behind them.

When a girl has a crush on her, she should simply push her to the wall and say: I will support you in the future. Say that finish, kiss her, and don't give her a chance to refuse and think. That's what I did. My face is swollen!

9. Others may not know whether you are doing well or not, but you can tell at a glance that you are fat.

10. The schoolmasters have almost understood, so don't be too divorced from the masses in the exam.

1 1. Come to school early every day. On the surface, you love studying, but a few people know that we are here to copy our homework.

12. The female classmate is a master of games and asked me to play games together. I agreed. After turning on the computer, I ran to chat with my wife. After a while, my children and classmates called, and my wife looked at my mobile phone to see who was calling. In order to show off my honesty, she deliberately put it on speaker. I heard a female classmate shout on the phone: My room is open. Why haven't you come yet? Honey, let me explain.

13. Never dress up as a pig and eat a tiger, or you will easily become a pig.

14. One day you will meet a girl who doesn't care how handsome you are, how much money you have, whether you have a house or a car, but you still have to pay 300 yuan.

15. When I found that all wifi had passwords, I deeply felt the malice of the world.

16. In junior high school, I was naughty and liked to fight. One day, my classmates invited more than 20 people to hit me at school, and they forced me to the toilet. I grabbed Uncle Wang's broom to clean the toilet, and I washed it in the pool. Suddenly I feel like a god, chasing more than 20 people one-on-one hit!

17. Once, a foreigner spoke many foreign languages to me and then smiled at me. I can't understand it at all. When I was about to leave, my aunt who was sweeping the floor said that he asked you to take a picture of him. I was confused at once.

18. Come with me, and you'll have a bowl brush when I get something to eat.

19. Generally, people who are good-looking will be inexplicably attached with many advantages, such as intelligence, kindness and cuteness, while people who are kowtowing are more practical.

20. Today, my wife and I took a bus. At one stop, a young woman came up and said, I'm pregnant. My head buzzed and my heart said that I was so honest that I didn't remember having a mistress! This is clearly a misleading rhythm. I never thought this would happen in my lifetime! How should I explain to my wife? ! Just before I thought it over, my wife nudged me and said, I told you to give up your seat.

2 1. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because my deskmate always insults me.

22. I suddenly felt uncomfortable at work today and took a half-day leave in the afternoon. Just got out of vacation, damn it! I feel much more comfortable, basically just fine! I can't figure out why

23. If one day Shu Gao and linear algebra fall in love, Shu Gao will fly away with linear algebra and disappear from the campus. I think this is the best love story I have ever heard.

24. A confessor came to the church and said to the priest, Father, I was wrong. The priest said: As long as you admit your mistake, God will certainly forgive you. The confessor said, I stole a man's bike, and now I want to give it to you. The priest said: no! Don't give it to me, give it back to its owner. The confessor said, I asked him, but he didn't want it. The priest said: then you can accept it! The priest found the bike missing when he got off work!