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Friends circle talks about 202 1 about losing weight.
I heard that when the meteor crossed the sky that day, it was clever to make a wish. I made a wish on a shooting star that day, hoping to lose weight. Damn it! As a result, the meteor flew back the same way!
Eat? Are you qualified to eat?
The word "lose weight" is quite distracting when you want to participate.
Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight, and God was worth it. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.
I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.
A big stone at work can come to an end temporarily again ~ I started to lose weight last year or the summer before last ~ but I still insist on eating ~ My willpower is always so weak that it hasn't changed for a hundred years.
The word "losing weight" just means scaring the flesh.
Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Heaven rewards diligence! Two months later, he became a soft fat man.
Although aerobic exercise is very tiring, the refreshing feeling after the end is still great. Try to lose weight in summer.
I know why I have been unable to lose weight, because there is a you in my body.
Summer is coming, let's lose weight together. Share the second of a fat penguin. The pot under his feet is his future job. It's so cute.
The most repulsive thing in the world is your flesh and blood. No matter how you ignore it, it will still stick to you!
Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.
I know why I have been unable to lose weight, because there is a you in my body.
Your boyfriend won't want you no matter how fat he is!
In the cool summer, the thought of losing weight hurts.
If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!
A friend told me that she would come to see me after she lost weight, which made my heart tight. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.
I am fat because there are many things in my heart, and I am not thin.
Losing weight in summer is the only goal of my sister! Funny me and my funny colleagues.
Mom's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!
Years have smoothed my edges and corners, but I still refuse to admit that I am fat.
The saddest thing is that I am thin and my face is full. Is there wood?
Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went there.
Actually, I will lose weight. I'll be fat for a while and have fun.
One thing is to study history well, if you can't live that day.
Pretending to be forced, I really gained weight again. Not fat in winter, fat in summer. Getting thinner or fatter every year. Thin ass, thin arms and thin thighs. Actually, it's almost the same, and the requirements are not high.
I drank some red wine for dinner, then took mutton to the night market, drank some beer at the food stall, and chatted with Xiaofeng while drinking beer. Summer summer is here again, losing weight.
You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.
My father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.
If there is love in the sky, you will die early, live a big life, and die under the flowers.
There are two me in the world, I am a foodie, and I really want to lose weight.
I shook my head smartly and threw my wig out.
The highest state of a woman is a demon, but you have become a demon.
A hypocritical boy, when he saw an ugly girl, said he was sorry, and when he saw a beautiful girl, he said if we had met.
Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I won't lose weight, and neither will I.
I am so happy to lose weight in summer ~ I can't lose weight for half a day in winter.
My mother gave birth to me. Do the math yourself and see who I am.
I'm not good-looking, but I'm not as freewheeling as you are.
Friends circle determined to lose weight, talk about 202 1
1. Fat guy without a boyfriend! Why don't you have a boyfriend? Who wants you like this? Men from the Appearance Association are everywhere now! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles of the calf! Are you a frog or a clam? ! ! Look at your fat arms! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?
2. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.
Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when she advised you to eat something to take care of your health, she made an excuse to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic!
4. Don't grin when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man!
Your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, so you can lose weight successfully. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.
6. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
7. Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?
8. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?
9. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to her!
10. Eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you still want a smiling face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?
1 1. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.
12. You should cheer for yourselves. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.
13. Please remember: Fat people have no future (money way)! No matter how capable and kind he is, he is just a good fat man.
14. People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.
15. Hunger is the key to losing weight. Exercise is the most useless, but at most it is an aid. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.
16. People who can't control their mouths don't argue to lose weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back?
17. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?
18. The fat man who just got dumped by her boyfriend! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha! You finally got dumped! Your boyfriend is a dung-making machine that only eats and pulls. You want to dump him too! ! ! Still overeating in pain? ! Then wait for the next man to dump you, too !
19. Those who want to lose weight but don't have the willpower to like to eat * * *, don't give yourself any fucking excuses if you want to lose weight, and die decisively? If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, keep hanging out with fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.
20. I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly
2 1. In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass.
22. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!
23. What can I do if I control my appetite and eat less? Will you die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you!
24. Like the ugly but thin woman around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear?
I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.
26. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to her.
27. Beauty is a must regardless of age. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their twenties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Be thin and don't think too much.
28. no way He's thin! Small belly! ! ! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!
No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.
30. How can a woman control her life when she can't even control her weight?
3 1. big s means eating a banana every day for a week. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?
32. Why do you like eating so much? Are you kissing meat, or what?
People who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.
34. Beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! ! ! It's so beautiful.
After tonight, I will be more confident to face tomorrow's life.
36. It's not that I'm not confident, but that I'm too fat. Once you insist on reducing it, the world will be beautiful for you!
37. How can a woman control her life if she can't even control her weight?
38. In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass.
39. If you regret eating it, don't eat it or make a decision that you regret.
40. Beauty is a must regardless of age. Be thin and don't think too much. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their twenties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women.
Talking about losing weight in a circle of friends
1, female students must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no way forward (money)! No matter how capable you are, you are only a fat man.
2. Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.
3. Just walk more. Go shopping when you are free! Go and see if you can wear some nice clothes! Fat man!
4. In summer, you like to wear tightly wrapped clothes and sweat in the scorching sun?
5, fat people are always ignored by people who care about them, which will be very sad. What's more sad is that you have to pretend not to care.
6, youth is only once, we can't waste youth! We should have gorgeous youth!
7. I saw my good friend say that I was exhausted from eating hot pot tonight, but I didn't succeed in losing weight. Then I clicked in and liked it.
8. Don't grin when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man!
9. Losing weight is to make yourself more beautiful. Losing weight is to make yourself more confident, to lose weight, and to prove that you are actually excellent! So losing weight is a wonderful thing. I want to be happy! Also want to be healthy! Come on!
10, not dating, hiding in the house to keep warm; Don't lose weight, leave some fat to resist the cold; Don't get cold, add clothes to keep warm; Don't be silly, just give me a message. Beginning of winter is here, pay attention to your health!
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12, don't always go out on dates, hide in the house to keep warm; Don't continue to grind your teeth to lose weight, leave some fat to resist the cold; Don't wear thin clothes to keep cool, but wear thick clothes to keep warm; Don't stare blankly, just give me a message. Friend, winter is coming, take care of yourself!
13, the figure is constantly developing horizontally, determined to lose weight. I said to my husband: I will only eat bananas and pineapples for dinner tomorrow. My husband said simply: elephants grow up eating these, and I really can't stand it.
14, the man who came face to face turned back because of appreciation, not out of curiosity.
15. How can a person who can't even control his own weight control his own life?
16. How can a person who can't even control his own weight control his own life?
17, I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.
18, it is better for girls to bring meat. First, fighting against freezing, hunger and fighting is not easy to get sick. Second, always aim at losing weight, and it is not easy to be empty and lonely.
19, a fat man without a boyfriend! * * * Why doesn't the boyfriend know! Who asked you for this one? Nowadays, people from the hieroglyphics Association are everywhere! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles of the calf! Are you a frog or a toad? Look at your fat arms! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?
20. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
2 1, eat more, eat less, what can I do, can I die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. You have to put up with it when you don't lose weight.
22. Beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful!
23. I don't need health arrangements, I am slim and have perseverance to starve. If you lose weight, you will be afraid of failure. We believe there will be many miracles.
In June, 5438+ 10 didn't lose weight; in March, no one chased her; in May, she gained a lot of weight; in June, she stayed indoors; in July, she gained weight; in August, she felt inferior; in September, she was tired of dating; in June, 5438+ 10, no one accompanied her; in June,1655.
I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
26. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.
27. If you die, you must be thin, and you won't stop until you reach your goal. Only in this way can we lose weight.
28. We should remember not to affect work and study because of losing weight, because you see being fat for a better life. We should constantly enrich ourselves! We don't want to be good-hearted fat people! We want to be beautiful women with full hearts!
29, regardless of age, beauty is a must. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in 10. You should know how picky this society is about women.
30, don't stop eating because of what MC is coming, afraid of unbalanced nutrition and other excuses! -Fatty. -We're fat. Overnourished fat man. Eating less won't hurt!
3 1, you know, I'm too embarrassed to tell the salesgirl if there are any extra-large clothes; But the clothes here are too fat, but you can safely say.
Of course, fat people can be confident, but if you can't let go of your weight, you must lose weight.
33. Beauty is a must regardless of age. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than female students in their twenties. You should know that this social form requires more women. Be thin and don't think too much.
34. I have a learning heart, but I have a failed life? I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.
35. At the beginning of the spring thunder, the health cheats were sent. The temperature is changeable, and the back needs to keep out the cold. It tastes dry and light. Raw pear rock sugar is used to make soup, and less acid is used to sweeten and strengthen the spleen. Jujube yam is a good prescription. In the season of losing weight and fitness, jogging and skipping rope. Deep concern surrounds you, and happiness and well-being accompany you!
36. When I told them that I wanted to lose weight, they all said, You are so thin. Why are you so thin?
37, obesity is the pain of breathing, it lives in every corner of my body, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, even drinking water will hurt; Obesity is the pain of breathing, rolling back and forth in the blood, regretting the pain of not losing weight, hating the pain of not dieting, and wanting to be thin most.
38. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.
39. Happiness is to find someone who makes you desperately want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats your head and says, eat more and don't be hungry.
40, regardless of age, beauty is a must, there is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know that this society is very picky about women and must be thin. Don't think too much!
4 1, don't concentrate on it, find something to do, and don't always think about whether it will continue. It's important to be tough.
42. When learning snorkeling, no matter how hard the limbs are, they are all floating on the water. I was so angry that I wanted to throw myself into the river, but I still couldn't sink.
Jolin Tsai, people work very hard. I'm also in college. I didn't eat anything. People are people. Let's not feel sorry for ourselves.
44. I tell you, this is a cruel society. It's not important to have real skills, but appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind you are, you are just a good fat man ~
45, regardless of age, beauty is a must. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their thirties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Be thin and don't think too much.
46. You should cheer for yourself. It's silly to prove it to yourself. Even people who used to be fat will lose weight and become beautiful one day.
47. Dieting is the only effective way. Losing weight means being hungry, and the exercise effect is minimal. If you don't take medicine, you won't take medicine if you are fat.
48. My girlfriend made up her mind to start losing weight and said to her aunt: From today on, I will only eat bananas and pineapples for dinner! Ah Zhu replied faintly: elephants grow up eating these.
49, regardless of age, beauty is a must. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women ~ ~ ~ Be thin ~ Don't think too much!
50, beginning of winter! Do not lose weight, save some fat for the winter; Stop pretending to be cool and put on more warm clothes; Don't date, go home and sleep with a kettle; Stop smoking, your nose is falling off the screen of your mobile phone. Keep warm!
5 1, love makes people numb, marriage makes people numb. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate Even if you don't have to spend money on chocolate, losing weight still costs money.
52. Do you just like people pointing fingers at your unsightly figure? You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day?
53. Losing weight is to make yourself more beautiful. Losing weight is to make yourself more confident, to lose weight, and to prove that you are actually excellent! So losing weight is a wonderful thing. I want to be happy! Also want to be healthy! Come on!
54. don't be a stump next to taking pictures of couples! In order to put on fresh shorts and vest! To wear the little skirt you gave me! To make it easier for you to pick me up at the wedding! I'm throwing caution to the wind
55, the key is to persist, to have confidence, others can do you better! Have your own wisdom.
No one can help you. On your own. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water. Just ... Go to bed when you are hungry!
57. She made excuses and tried not to eat! Even if you eat it, you are vegetarian, symbolic! Nothing can be done! Thin! Small belly! * * * Otherwise you will envy others all your life!
58, appetite control, eat less, what can I do, can I die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you!
59. If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.
60. Actually, all I need is to eat popsicles together in summer and bask in the sun together in winter. People who get fat slowly together and lose weight together.
6 1, do you know why those thin people are thinner than you! When I try my best to persuade you to eat something and take care of yourself,
62, 50 years later, show your grandson your slightly yellow wedding dress: grandma's waist is only as tight as before!
No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.
Beauty, what's the use of being thinner? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost a little weight.
65, impossible! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!
66. Do you want to be fat all your life? Want to be laughed at all your life? Want to lift your head for life? !
67. Did you lose weight successfully? If there is no result, take a look at these! Believe you, you will be confident and embark on the journey of losing weight again!
The most important thing is to eat a banana every day for three weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?
69. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight!
70. Intimate contact on the beach was originally a romantic thing, but if you finally want to dig each other out of the sand, it is another matter.
Wechat friends circle talks about losing weight.
I don't think it is necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and heating should be done in four months!
2. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Heaven rewards diligence! Two months later, he became a soft fat man.
Third, if you get fat, your boyfriend won't want you!
Fourth, if I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!
Five, the cool summer of fat mushrooms "I am worried at the thought of losing weight."
Sixth, summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.
Seven, the most exclusive thing in the world is your flesh and blood. No matter how you ignore it, it will still stick to you!
Eight, I know why I have been unable to lose weight, because there is a you in my body.
Nine, my mother's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!
Ten, the most sad thing is that the figure is very thin and the face is very full. Is there wood?
Eleven, "Time has smoothed my edges and corners" and "I still refuse to admit that I am fat"
Twelve, once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight, and God paid off. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.
Thirteen, a big stone at work can come to an end for the time being ~ Losing weight has been said since last year or the summer of the year before last ~ But I have been eating and eating ~ My willpower is always so weak that it has not changed for a hundred years.
I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.
Fifteen, eat? Are you qualified to eat?
16. I heard that it was smart to make a wish when the meteor crossed the sky that day. I made a wish on a shooting star that day, hoping to lose weight. Damn it! As a result, the meteor flew back the same way!
Seventeen, the word weight loss is quite distracting when you want to invest.
Eighteen, although the aerobic exercise process is very tired, it is still great to feel refreshed after the end. Try to lose weight in summer.
Nineteen, summer is coming, let's lose weight together. Share the second of a fat penguin. The pot under his feet is his future job. It's so cute.
I know why I have been unable to lose weight, because there is a you in my body.
Twenty-one, the word "lose weight" is said only to scare the flesh.
22. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.
Twenty-three, a friend told me to come to me when she lost weight. I'm nervous when I hear this. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.
Twenty-four, losing weight in summer is the only goal of my sister! Funny me and my funny colleagues.
Twenty-five, pack to force, indeed as expected and fat. Not fat in winter, fat in summer. Lose weight or gain weight every year. Make your ass thinner, your arms thinner, and your thighs thinner. It's all the same. Not demanding.
You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.
Twenty-seven, I drank some red wine while eating, then took mutton to the night market, drank some beer at the food stall, and chatted with Xiaofeng while drinking beer. Summer summer is here again, losing weight.
Actually, I will lose weight. I just gained weight for a while and had a good time.
Twenty-nine, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went there.
30. My father expressed his opinion about my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.
Thirty-one, there are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.
Thirty-two years old, is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.
It's really fun to lose weight in summer ~ I can't lose weight for half a day in winter.
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