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Have fun with beans, baby.
Be careful 1: No, wait until grandma crosses the street!
I like Chinese food.
Be careful to be in two places at the same time. )
Strange, do you remember us?
1 1, Sister Peach: Watch out for Superman: Is the monster gone?
Be careful: Yes, I am.
Be careful: I am who I am.
Sister Tao: How do you decide when to eat?
Beware and doppelganger 1/2: scissors, stone and paper.
6. Be careful!
Be careful, the doctor should be back soon. Don't worry.
Be careful: I'm in a hurry to go to the bathroom! (Knocking on the toilet door) (TV shows the doctor arrested)
Happy, we will be late again: I want to fry peanuts ~
Sweetheart, stir-fried mung beans)
Flower heart: I want to fry chestnuts ~
Happy: I want to fry sunflower seeds ~
Don't be careful, stop fighting!
Be careful: you ... you are your father's son: I am myself.
Be careful to be in two places at the same time.
Carelessness (pushing open the toilet door): Watch out for Superman. So ... Who's my father? I want to conquer the planet; Me: Doctor: Actually, I'm not as good as you think.
Be careful: I'm ... I'm not good at talking.
Is that weird?
Be careful, you are a big ... big ... bad guy!
2! The doctor must have been arrested as a wanted man! Let's take the real killer to the prison to save the doctor!
Be careful: wait for me at 1. Do I look familiar to you?
Be careful: Yes, the ball hit.
What are you doing? ! Conquer the planet with ... love and defeat the terrible monster)
Happy: I'm really anxious.
Happy: Beware of Superman: I want to fry crabs ... (Sweetheart faints)
9. (Beware of amnesia. Walking in the street and meeting passers-by)
Be careful: Who am I? Passerby a! .
Watch out!
Doctor. H: Yes, stop it! There must be a misunderstanding: I like western food.
Be careful: I like French food.
Watch out for doppelganger 1, aren't you going to the bathroom? (careful parting becomes two careful)
Be careful (be careful 2): You, go to the toilet: I know I am the most handsome in the school!
I know aunt canteen is the best cook!
Carelessness: I know that the third compartment of the men's room is often blocked!
Happy: I know that sleeping in the first class in the afternoon is the most comfortable: I can't lose! ! !
Watch out (turn on the microphone), sweetheart: Watch out for Superman?
Passerby A: ...
10, (by school bus: I ... never had a class. Because he has just been made. )
4. be careful: stop fighting: remember ... remember, your food tastes terrible.
(sweetheart tears)
3. Doctor. H: So what did you learn in the cram school? !
8. My sweetheart is practicing yoga (in fact, it is an iron sand palm.
Watch out: Oh! ! ? Pass the ball
Be careful (playing with the Rubik's cube, there are a bunch of restored ones around)
Monster (crazy twist ...)!
Flower heart, help the doctor!
5: You are ridiculous! Just be careful. Superman would never do such a stupid thing.
2. The sentence describing soybean became full beans like a magician. The skin is a little transparent, and the beans are a little cracked on one side.
When I came to the windowsill again to observe, the soybean had changed from a seed to a bean sprout, and then it grew up slowly from the bean sprout. . Now there is a soybean seedling wrapped around security window to help him grow. This soybean seedling is also the fastest growing one.
I can't wait to get up in the morning to see what happened to soybeans. Soybeans have become bigger, twice as big as before, just like drinking a full belly of water, bulging and brightly colored.
When I came home from school today, I found that the size and color of soybeans have not changed much, but the skin of soybeans has become like wrinkles on the old man's head. It feels rough, and the soybeans have become soft, and they will break when pinched. Mother gave me a wet cloth to cover the cup, just like a quilt. Mom said that the temperature is so high that soybeans germinate quickly.
3. What sentences describe mung beans? 1, mung beans are bright and green, soybeans are golden and clear, and heat and dampness are the most moderate; Drinking porridge in summer is the healthiest, and it has a strong combination of clearing and replenishing; No matter how tired you are in summer, you should also pay attention to your health. Bean porridge can relieve summer heat and dampness, and nourish qi and yin. Don't forget to drink often!
2. Round and chubby jiaozi, Vietnam, which is packed with mung bean stuffing and red plantain, has a unique taste, and colorful coconut jelly is quite delicious.
3. The summer solstice is coming, the temperature rises, mung bean porridge is used to relieve the heat, iced watermelon is used to cool down, eat bitter gourd, reduce the fire, drink more boiled water, stay up late, cover the quilt, and keep the air-conditioning temperature not too low. When the summer solstice comes, I send my best wishes. I look forward to your happy, healthy and refreshing summer! Happy summer solstice!
4, summer heat should regulate the body, pay attention to health care; Eat less spicy vegetarian food, drink less drinks and drink more water; Bitter gourd strengthens the kidney and clears heat, and tea relieves fatigue; Drinking several bowls of mung bean soup every day will make your face bright!
5. Summer is coming, and the heat is particularly unpredictable. When you go out, you should take an umbrella, protect yourself from sun and rain, and drink mung bean soup to cool down. It is very important for your health. Drinking more tea makes Shui Xin comfortable. I wish you a happy summer!
6, busy in a daze health care, methods one by one, eat oranges every day, don't worry about insomnia, eat more onions, ginger and garlic, dispel yin and dispel cold, chicken, fish and lean eggs, full of nutrition, often drink mung bean soup, the accumulated heat in the body disappears, mutton gives birth to evil fire, and then lick as little as possible, care has been sent, and Ankang is around!
7. On a hot summer day, knowing that you are upset, I will send you a cool short message, take a cold bath, listen to classical music, drink mung bean soup and take a deep breath to relax, and your heart will be calm and cool. I hope you have a cool summer day.
8, ingredients to make porridge, more medical and health care functions. Glutinous rice porridge should be eaten in spring, bean porridge and mung bean porridge in long summer, and oatmeal porridge, jujube porridge and ginseng porridge in autumn.
9. In hot summer, I use lotus leaves in the pond to shade you, make a bowl of fragrant mung bean soup to cool you down, and then make a fan to cool you, so that you can spend a cool summer!
10, mung bean porridge can remove fire and is a good medicine for clearing away heat and toxic materials; Vegetable eggplant is a treasure, which can resist aging if eaten often; Bananas are sweet in the stomach, supplementing potassium in the body; Duck eggs are round, often eaten, full of energy and no troubles!
1 1, summer is coming. Although it is hot, don't be greedy for cold. Drinking boiled water and mung bean soup is good for relieving summer heat, and the diet is light and wonderful. The fruits and vegetables are fresh. Taking a rest in the afternoon is healthy, quiet and cool. I wish you a cool companion in summer, refreshing and happy.
12, a healthy mung bean, a happy peanut, a beautiful red bean and a happy seasoning are wrapped into a happy zongzi for you. I wish mom and dad a happy Dragon Boat Festival!
13, often eat garlic, disinfection and health care; Like to eat ginger, longevity and health; Mung bean soup is a healthy prescription; Eat melons often, but don't catch drugs; If you are greedy and lose your cover, you will get sick; Remember the tip, health report. Happy and often laugh!
14, dry weather in early spring, cleverly put out four fires in human body: abdominal distension, mung bean porridge to reduce stomach fire, dry eyes, medlar and chrysanthemum to remove liver fire; The mood is irritable, and the crystal sugar lotus seeds eliminate the heart fire; Moistening throat, clearing lung fire with pig liver and pig lung. May you be healthy!
15, made of mung beans and white lentils, which are special products in China, is scientifically matched with plant foods such as cereals, beans and nuts.
4. The sentence praising the baby is 1. The baby sleeps soundly, and his two small eyes are tight, like two thin lines; Two eyebrows are as thin as two wickers; Small mouth often opens and closes, as if to shout the joy of his coming into this world.
2. Look at this baby, pink and tender! How watery! I stare at you, staring at a wonderful and vivid work of art, and I can't get enough of it.
The baby's skin is white and round, smooth to the touch and tender.
On the bus, I saw a young mother with a little boy sitting in the last row of chairs. The child is so cute, with a round head, big eyes and a thin braid at the root.
The baby's head is very small, only as big as my cousin's doll, and his face is round and red, like a big ripe apple.
5. The pea by the window describes the environment. The breeze blowing from the foot bath, accompanied by the music of the rehearsal field, drifted into the distance.
Inside the tram, the sunlight coming in is warm and even makes people feel a little hot. I wonder who opened the window. The fresh spring breeze blows from the tram, blowing the children's hair in the wind, as if singing.
The campus is very lively at the moment. Some children are playing with balls, some children are playing with the horizontal bar or sand all over the floor, some children are arranging flower beds, and some senior girls are sitting on the porch-style small steps chatting.
The sky is blue, and there are countless butterflies flying everywhere.
Although there is a moon in the sky, the temple at night still looks silly and dark. Usually, this yard looks spacious and comfortable, but today it is very different. At the thought of ghosts coming out of nowhere, Xiao Doudou was at a loss for fear. Therefore, at the first sign of trouble, they shout "Oh, dear".
6. How do you say there are five beans in a pod? 1, "I want to fly to the sun", and finally "I fell into a ditch". Bean is the most remarkable one, and its personality is (D).
First, carefree ambition
Full of self-confidence and lofty ideals
C, pay attention to honor, not to be left behind.
D, arrogance, arrogance
2. Write the meaning of the following sentences.
(1) The good God shared my sorrow and has taken one away.
The mother is unable to support her two daughters, one of whom is dead.
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(2) It is a kind angel sent by God.
Doudou's tenacious vitality has given the little girl confidence in life, I hope.
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3, why say "this day is like a holiday", understand correctly is (c)
A, flowers are always in full bloom in festivals, and now peas are also in bloom, so it is "like a festival".
Children are always happy at festivals. On that day, the little girl was very happy, so she said, "It's like a festival".
C. Encouraged by the vitality of Doudou, the little girl can finally do it and live happily, and her mother is full of hope for life. So it's like a holiday.
D, peas show tenacious vitality from falling to germination on the windowsill. Today it finally blooms, so it's like a holiday.
Of the five beans, which one do you think is the most commendable? Tell me your understanding.
The bean flying into the "moss-covered and mold-covered crack" is the most commendable, because it germinated and blossomed, bringing joy and vitality to a sick girl lying in the window.
7. What are some beautiful sentences that describe mung bean germination? 1. Seen from a distance, this basket of bean sprouts looks like white pearls. Close up, it looks like a tadpole swimming from the bottom to the surface to find its mother.
2. Bean sprouts gradually grow long stems. Some bean sprouts are bent like fishhooks, while others are straight like sticks. I'm so happy when the bean sprouts are finished!
3. The beans all cracked a crack, and a white bean sprout crawled out of the crack. Grandpa said this is its root. I look at these dolls in green clothes, and the more I look at them, the more I like them.
After two or three days, the small soybean grows a small tail, like a tadpole. After a few days, the little tail grew longer and longer. When I saw these bean sprouts, I jumped up happily and shouted, The bean sprouts are growing! The bean sprouts are growing!
Today, I came to them and found that they were chubby and tall, all turned into bean sprouts, and the beans on both sides fell off, leaving only bean leaves and roots.
On the fifth day, I went to see beans as usual. Wow! The beans germinated, almost 2 cm long.
7. I woke up in the morning and suddenly remembered that I didn't get wet today and ran to the kitchen. I opened the cloth, and the bean sprouts have grown 3 inches. There are two leaves at the top of the fine root, and the root has passed through the paper towel and utensils. It looked at me as if it were smiling at me.
8. The bean babies have taken out the tender buds, which are about one centimeter long and smooth and tender to the touch, just like a little girl's braid.
9. The next day, the first thing I did when I opened my eyes was to look at my little soybean. Ah! Small soybeans have changed, from round to oval, grown up, gained weight, and showed a big white belly.
10. The word mung bean is peeled off, some in the middle, some at one end, and some at all, just like a naughty boy without clothes. The beans are bigger than yesterday. And there is no water. I added some more water.
1 1. The long night is finally over. Early in the morning, I went straight to the soybeans, opened the towel, and was surprised to find that some beans had sprouted, revealing sharp heads, as if full of curiosity about this strange world. I wet my hands with water and then pour them on the beans.
12. I woke up early in the morning and went to have a look. Gee, beans grew up. Like a fat doll, the yellow skirt is almost worn out.
13. Hey! I was surprised to find that a white and tender bean sprout has risen from the ground, and there are a pair of even and symmetrical bean sprouts at the top of the bean sprout. So I took a little water and poured it. At this time, I found that the original symmetrical leaves were no longer symmetrical and had developed well.
14. After two days, I saw that the bumps on the beans turned into tentacles, white and crooked, much like octopus tentacles.
15. These beans have cracked a small crack, just like grinning at me! Not only did he get fat, but his skin became wrinkled, just like grandpa's face, which was ugly.
8. A good sentence describing small animals The rabbit's ears are big and long. As long as it hears a slight sound, it will stand up and swish around deftly, looking for the place where the sound comes from, and it will return to normal until the sound is gone.
When the rabbits were full, they ran around the sand in groups of three, rolling around like little snowballs.
Xiaohua Mall's head is round, and he has a pair of small, pointed ears. His big green eyes stare like two small green lights.
The big ears of kitten Mimi stand on end all day. Wherever there is sound, turn there immediately, just like a radar with special performance.
The cat has black spots on a white background. From a distance, it looks like a mass of white cotton with a few drops of ink on it.
The kitten has a herringbone mouth under its nose and six white beards on both sides, often one by one, which is quite impressive. A cat's beard is very hard. Like a steel needle, it can measure the size of a hole.
The long tail of the little black cat swings from side to side like a small whip.
Kittens have bright and flexible eyes, and their black pupils will change: they wake up in the morning like a jujube pit; At noon, it becomes a thin line; At night, it will turn into two green light bulbs, round and bright.
Xiaohua Mall got up in the morning and stretched himself, then sat up, licked a little spit on the tip of the tongue with his two front paws, washed his face like a human, and licked his fur with his tongue until he got a little light.
The little dog was covered with golden fur and shiny as if it had just been oiled.
This innocent and lovely poodle has a small black tail that swings like a ball.
That little black dog, with shiny black hair, is as shiny and smooth as black satin; Snow-white claws, like four plum blossoms; That little upturned tail is always swinging leisurely.
Black dog doesn't growl or bark, like a warrior with great status, dignified and sophisticated, squatting there motionless, correcting the long hair on his chest.
The dog's bark is not as weak as the cat's Mimi, nor as horrible as the tiger's bark, but full of gas, which makes people sound magnificent and crisp.
This big fat pig has a round ass and a big belly. Because of too much fat, it has to walk slowly, like a gentleman with a big shelf.
When the pig eats, its ears flap like a big fan, its head twitches and its eyes stare at the food.
After eating, the pig obediently walked into the circle, lying lazily, humming twice from time to time, looking satisfied. This horse, with black hair and red hair, is shiny and shiny, as if it had just jumped out of the oil tank.
This bordeaux horse, with its long mane, runs like a hoof without touching the ground.
Every part of this big horse is so well coordinated, and every muscle shows strength, which makes people feel so soft and fit at first sight.
In an instant, "a thousand miles of snow" rose smoothly into the air, flew over the deep ditch like gliding, landed gently on the other side and continued to run forward.
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