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Go back to my hometown to drink with my father.

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On the morning when rape blossoms were in full bloom this year, my father waddled into my home in the small town of Hanjiang with seaweed, broad beans and onions from his hometown. I was overjoyed and my heart was filled with happiness. When I hastily took over his burden, I thought: I have another chance to drink with my father.

This is my holiday. I don't have to go to work. My wife and son open a tea shop in the city. I said to my father, "Let's have a drink at noon, and I'll have a good time with you!" " "Father said," It's convenient to drink it as soon as you drink it, and fry some dishes yourself. "I am busy going to the kitchen to arrange wine and rice, and I also help clean the table and iron the glass. Delicious dry rice and several dishes of snacks were served soon. Father said that he was used to drinking the local "sweet potato wine" and told me to drink beer myself. My father and I sat face to face, so you drank wine and chatted with each other, which was very warm.

Seeing my face flushed, my father's smile made the original vicissitudes more wrinkled, but he was still quite sober and told me not to drink too much to hurt my health.

My father suddenly sang some slang songs in Putian dialect, "Pick the Black Moth". Then I sang "butterfly lovers": "Peach blossoms in the first month, and the scholar on the road is Yingtai Shanbo ..." I was particularly happy to listen to the long-lost songs and my father's long-lost smile. I teased him: Did you get married in free love? He replied that it was introduced by the village matchmaker. My father hesitated for a moment, then said, "After decades of interdependence, I am still optimistic about this marriage. Husband and wife respect each other, and one day they will be grateful. " I was happy and said half jokingly, "No wonder you are so kind to my mother."

At this time, my father was also happy and said to me happily: "Don't open this glass of wine after drinking it. I can't finish drinking and singing. "

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