Humorous short sentences amuse girls 86 times

I never write typos, but I write interchangeable words.

Love doesn't return because it doesn't persist.

Look at my memory, and then treat you as a person.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

6. On that rainy night, my heart broke.

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

8. Sleeping position determines my hairstyle. I have different styles every day.

9. An inexplicable pain gripped my heart.

10, if you make your girlfriend happy: I promise you anything.

1 1. What else will you consider for a graceful man like me?

12, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

13, once lost in my heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

14, can't even walk well. You are a pig. I will hold your hand!

15. In fact, I felt in love with him several times.

16, if being rich is also a mistake, then I'd rather make a mistake again and again.

17, I think I am the most tolerant, and now I can sleep the most.

18, as long as we have a confidence, everything has pears.

19, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

20. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

2 1, the painting that was wrong at the first stroke had to be scribbled all the way.

22. If I were a zombie, I would choose to eat the brains of all good students.

23. I have entered my life and I have been preparing for you all my life.

24. I still like you very much, like wind oil essence, like spicy strips, and my voice is endless.

25. Why do I often cry? Because I'm so fucking sleepy.

26. You said you would stay with me forever. No, I want to have black hair.

27. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

28, my funny, strictly speaking, is to make you giggle like a pig.

Teacher, Xiaogang will ask for leave tomorrow, because he may be ill tomorrow.

30, don't and * *, you are a fairy, can't reveal the cat.

3 1. If you are really hungry, call me and I will give you some snacks.

I have never taught me so deeply as you.

Yesterday I went to the city to take part in the pigeon race, but I went alone.

Money is no problem to me at all. The problem is that I have no money at all.

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

36. You will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart.

37. In winter, every time your feet reach a new place under the covers, it is an adventure.

38. I'm going to make a download software called Muer. Because lightning is inaudible.

39. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!

40. Actually, I didn't grow up on purpose, because I am afraid of heights. If I grow too tall, I'm afraid.

4 1, young, but heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

42. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

43. I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

44. I can only believe that this pain in my heart will fade away one day.

45, face is a thing outside the body, you can want it, money is a must, you must want it.

46. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

47. You dare to talk to me about basketball even if you don't know Beckham!

48. Don't be too confident in yourself. There are more people who can take care of you than you think.

Be careful when crossing the grass, don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month.

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

5 1, the tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, there is only one knife.

52. What is a sense of security? Just finished the question, some scholars read the same answer as you.

If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

54. The teacher always tells us not to lie, and teaches us to lie as soon as we come to check.

55. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

56. If you can't get rid of the haze in your heart, you will never be able to admit and be free.

57. Your father and I are free-range on the grassland. When I was hungry, I ate grasshoppers. Not all chickens are called Shi Guangji.

58. The teacher asked me why I slept in class that day. I replied that the doctor said to sleep after taking the medicine.

You know, holding this thread in your hand is like a constant fate, pulling each other.

Don't praise me, really, especially don't praise me for being handsome. I'm afraid I can't stand it. I will walk with you all my life.

6 1, in the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to earth?

62. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

63. There are generally only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is plotting against me.

Everyone should have a pair of good shoes, because these good shoes will take you to the most beautiful places.

65. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is.

Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.

67. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, and I feel like a lump of meat.

68. If God closes one of your windows and blocks the door, it is possible that God will turn on the air conditioner.

69. People with few eyebrows can't be friends, so taking a photo won't make them white, because once they are white, their eyebrows will disappear.

70, look at the middle of the nose, Qi Liuhai looks at the face, oblique bangs look at the temperament, no bangs look at the facial features, I am suitable for masking!

7 1, I don't know if love will rot, just because I don't know, so I'm going to find my own answer!

72. My hamster is ill, but it doesn't matter. There is rat poison at home. I hope it will get better after eating it.

73. It is the season of getting up by perseverance, washing by endurance, going to work by the power of the wild, and taking a bath by explosive force.

74. Seriously, I'm really good in bed. I can sleep in bed for a day without eating, drinking or going to the toilet.

75. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts!

76. I always feel that a bed that is made too neatly will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

77. He is so young that there are countless possibilities in life. Why do you have to make a decision for him at this time?

78. My best friend and I agreed that if one day we became rivals in love, we would abandon the man together and walk hand in hand.

79. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you!

80, obsessive-compulsive disorder is: you must go to the toilet before going to bed. Play with your mobile phone after going to the toilet, and go to bed again.

8 1, told myself a good night story. The plot was ups and downs and exciting. Now I am too deep into the play to be sleepy to pursue the murderer.

82. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. He came over and said, What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know, just arrived!

83. Going out this summer is going into the oven, walking is mala Tang, sitting is teppanyaki, or stop raining. When it rains, it becomes boiled fish.

84. Flying a kite feels like looking at distant objects from a distance. Although the distance is far, I never despair in my heart.

85. I miss you countless nights and remember the unforgettable night with you. I pray for a meteor so that I can meet you in my next life and love you forever!

86, people will die, or die of mathematics, or die of physics, or kneeling in biology, or buried in chemistry, or entangled in Chinese, or lost in English, or died of sports.