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Talk about funny friends on Tanabata.
1. I want to give a bad review to the mother of my future date. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.
2. Today is Tanabata. Those who like me haven't confessed to me yet. They are really calm and steady people.
Every year on Tanabata, you are all celebrating Tanabata, but I am drinking 7-up.
4. Don't ask me how to spend Tanabata, skip it. Tanabata is just a reminder for me in the middle of the summer vacation.
I don't need you to be a hero in the world, nor do I need you to have unparalleled kung fu, nor do I need you to step on colorful auspicious clouds. I just want you to be my own the Monkey King.
6. Valentine's Day is coming, so I can only say sorry to myself: I'm sorry, I have to spend Valentine's Day alone again this year.
7. The rest of your life is still long. Don't panic, don't look back, don't entangle, don't miss the past, it is good to have me.
8. In the new year, there is no favorite snack, no favorite song, but there is your favorite.
9. About you, there are thousands of troops and horses, and the tide is everywhere. When you smile, my heart is sweet.
10, what Tanabata is not Tanabata, mom is still embarrassed without you.
1 1. Don't tell me happy Tanabata, and don't ask me where I'm going. I just play Lianliankan at home and ruin a couple.
12, even if the whole world betrays you, I will stand on your side and betray the whole world.
13, I love you from the last century when I saw you until the century when I left. I won't say forever, but the time limit for loving you is always longer than forever!
14. I want to go to the movies with my date on Tanabata. Do you have any good dating recommendations?
15, "Is Tanabata still a person?" Half a person. I'm afraid I'll scare you.
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