Behind my back, I called my best friend a pig

1: If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

2, cynicism 1, looking at your weak clothes every day, seeing your old mother immediately understand what is the life of a young lady's body. 2, talk about quality, do you deserve it, are you afraid of bad mouth, what is the skill of dog barking, it's really good for you to bite me. When I get rich, I'll take you to the best nerve hospital.

3, ironic sentence 1, no matter how good it is, it is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig! Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! You are dressed dangerously, but you look safe. 4. Without you, how can you set off the beauty of the world?

4. I love skipping classes with my girlfriends, stealing water bottles and sleeping together. I always forget that I said I really miss it.

Only when you are with me, I won't be lonely.

6. The sentence that satirizes men is 1. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending. 2. I really want to send you into a cage to swim the streets and taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs. 3, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half point on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

7. Without you, the sky would collapse and sisters would never grow up.

I just want you to give me some peace of mind.

I don't need a boyfriend, but I must have a girlfriend.

10, today is my best friend's birthday! Best friend, I am your confidant, I wish you happiness!

1 1, if it hurts people, you deserve 1, and a slap can't even buckle you on the wall. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't tell you what you like to hear. 3. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin but a bone, and people know its face but not its heart. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

12, I thought things had changed, but that's all.

13, I have always had a wish to rent a room with my girlfriends, work in different classes during the day, and simply go to work together! Play together when you are happy and cry together when you are sad! This little happiness is what I have been longing for.

14, two hearts used to be so close, but now they want to give up like this.

15, the years are long, and the white heads are not separated.

16, ironic sentence 1, look at your child's long, I'm really sorry for the head shape, the head shape is sorry for the face shape, the face shape is sorry for the neck shape, and the neck shape is sorry for the body shape. You are a freak! People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

17, the saddest thing is that your best friend likes your boyfriend and your boyfriend's buddy likes you!

18, a sarcastic remark from a man 1, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I turned my head and regarded me as a rogue! You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man. 4. Your teeth are really white (you are so black).

19, girlfriends are, when I was a child, I wore open-backed pants with you, and when I grew up, I wore a wedding dress with you.

20. Whose man can rob his girlfriend?

2 1, people's sadness is not inferior to dogs, but they think they are much better than dogs!

22, ironic sentence 1, you are very creative, but I know that ugliness is not your intention. People over 90 years old are surprised to see this kick hit the ground, and people under 9 years old are also surprised. I hope God won't lose his temper, and I hope you live bravely. Set off the beauty of the world with your ugliness! I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

23, ironic sentence 1, what's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, I have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin and see if I can make up for the birth defect. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? You can give it to me or you can give it to me.

As long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.

25, quarrel, bicker and vent, you will always be my best friend!

Talk about swearing at your best friend.

26. I have a good girlfriend. We are not lovers. We are not LES, but I love her.

27, irony 1, give you a sword fairy, you are wrong, give you a sword god, you don't do it, you cry and cry to be a swordsman! Really, why bother? ! 2, born to be a cucumber, owe to shoot! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!

28, girlfriends are the darkest time, waiting for dawn with you.

29. The happiest thing in my life is that a group of people spoil me and make me arrogant.

It is said that the bigger the hard disk, the fewer friends there are in real life.

3 1, a best friend is someone who waits for the sky with you in the darkest hour.

32. If it's sentimental, it's easy to get old and all the sisters will be knocked down.

When you lose him because of your willfulness and strange temper, you should warn your son to be stronger, more ruthless and more indifferent.

34. Uh-huh, uh-huh, dancing and rubbing touched my sisters.

35. A best friend is a girl who touches her hand when she meets you and gives up when you are angry.

36. Irony 1, after all, this is not a beloved society, so you'd better restrain yourself. Please respect yourself. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

To tell you the truth, I didn't like you from the beginning. Maybe this is a new starting point for you. If you look back, you will find that he was never worth it.

38. Irony 1, as a typical failure, you are really successful. 2. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3. 3. I see you are on the road of No.2, step by step, and you have never gone wrong.

39. I have a girlfriend who can accompany me like a shadow all my life!

The best friend is someone who can turn your tears into laughter in an instant.

4 1, the true meaning of life lies not in the number of breaths, but in the moments that make you hold your breath.

42. If you hurt someone, you deserve 1. As for your smile, Baidu can't find it. 2. Fighter in the slag, VIP in the slag. 3, salted fish turn over, or salted fish. 4. If you choose to look up at others at 45 degrees, don't blame others 135 degrees to look down at you. 5. Trees live with skins, people live with faces, trees don't need skins, they will die, people are shameless, and the world is invincible.

43. I like looking at each other when you look at me.

44, sarcastic remarks 1, uncle, you look great, like a wooden stick. 2. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive! Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

45. Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose your life to time?

Dear sisters, my world is sweet without your love.

47. I am sad to tell my best friend the story of me and him. I didn't expect to get a word from my best friend. It's none of my business.

48, ironic sentence 1, alas, the tiger is not arrogant, do you think I am hollekitty? 2. Do you take me as a busybody when Xiao Lv doesn't talk? It's sunny and the rain has stopped. You think you can do it. 4. Avenue on Earth. Why don't you go?

49. When I am tired and sleepy, I will forget my depression because of your words. This is where you are in my heart.

50. Irony: You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In short, you are nothing like a human being!

Talk about swearing at your best friend.

5 1. When you are in a bad mood, always ask yourself what you have instead of nothing. Open the window and look up at the sky. Laugh as much as you want, tomorrow is another beautiful day.

52. Ironic sentences are really creative and have the courage to live! Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is very beautiful, and the other is you.

53. Shenma's girlfriends and mistresses are both P, and I have always believed in our friendship. Today is my best friend's birthday. Happy birthday to her.

54. Sisters are all well, even if it is sunny, we will not leave.

55, if it is superb and harmful, 1, the lightning flashes! Thank you. I specialize in helping people solve problems. I don't care about the rest! 2. I looked at him sadly and said: Can the operation be resumed? Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little? 4. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory. 5. I have seen the ugly one, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

56. For us, best friends are even more important than lovers.

57. Thank you for enlightening me when I was helpless, comforting me when I was crying, asking for help when I was sick, and crying with me when I was desperate. Thank you very much.

58, ironic sentence 1, you are the Monkey King's younger brother, Sha Wujing's younger brother. 2. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo. 3. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.

59. Actually, two girlfriends are enough. Someone is willing to lend you money. She asks you for money, and the other person dares to help you hit her. That's enough.

60. Your girlfriend steals her boyfriend and my girlfriend steals her friend.

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare. 2. I have seen the ugly one, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely! Sister Wen, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

62. If you need me, if you don't, just call me. To your best friend.

63. Irony sentence 1, look at a flower and a pile of cow dung from a distance. What else do you pursue besides making shit? 2. hey! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning? I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

64. Irony 1, you are cool. You drink water in the reservoir, sleep in the ancient tomb, have a waterfall in your mouth, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are The Story Of Diu Sim Lyu3 bu4, but you are actually born and raised in Antarctica. 2, if not, just sum it up in one sentence: I don't want to argue with you, for fear of polluting my mouth!

65. Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose your life to time?

66, together that is called high to bursting! I hope our friendship will last forever.

67. Good friends are like stars, you may not always see them. But you know, they will always be there.

68. I have been striving for a single sister; I never give up married women.

69. Play together when you are happy and cry together when you are sad! This little happiness is what I have been longing for.

70, the difference between brothers and girlfriends, something happened, brotherhood said, not dead; The best friend will say, baby, are you okay?

7 1, time is like a shadow, and few people look down seriously.

72. A friend is someone who sees through you but still likes you. A good best friend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.

Only my best friend can change me.

74. I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings.

75. I'll mend it for you when the sky falls, and sew it for you when the ground cracks.

Talk about swearing at your best friend.

76, quarrel, call people girlfriends.

77. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

78. Men are nothing, but sisters are king.

79. It's hard for me to imagine when we broke up, girlfriend.

80. Is there a moment when you want to get married with your best friend on the same day?

8 1, the only wish is to be your sister for life, to be a dead child for life, and to be each other's sisters for life.

My best friend is even more important to me than my lover.

83. A headstrong start. I hope I can't get it this time.

84, not sisters, but warmer than sisters, seemingly out of tune, but just right.

85. Loving someone is not mutual restraint, but giving without regrets is true love.

86, sometimes, inexplicable mood is bad, as if can't find any reason.

Thank you for walking with me for so many years. Thank you for tolerating my bad temper and my unreasonable behavior. I can't forget the day when I made two mistakes together.

88. If it hurts people, it is shocking. 1, where do you need to carry weapons when you go out? Your appearance is an excellent weapon, so deadly. You are not as good as a bear when standing, but as good as a caterpillar when lying down. Don't play the hero in front of me. Don't think that eating some spinach makes you a Popeye. Don't yell at me.

89. It is my friend who laughs with me, and only my best friend who cries with me. To my best friend.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down. 2. All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will also become history. 3, 18 Only if you haven't done anything good in your life, even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly enough, will you know you. 4, anyway, a word: don't let me see you again, if I see you, I must kill you!

9 1, you have no qualms about talking to her. Scold if you want, and you are your best friend if you really talk about everything.

92, swear without dirty words 1, give me a correct position, don't fart, don't take yourself too seriously. 2. You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty! 3. Your new love is someone else's whore. Look down at what's in your crotch before talking to your brother. 5, ugliness is not your fault, it is your fault to scare people!

93. Irony 1, you go home and take a good look at a mirror. There are a few onions on your head. If not, buy some and put them in your head. Pretend to be garlic! You know what natural and man-made disasters mean. Natural disasters mean that you are born with a low IQ, and man-made disasters mean that you don't work hard the day after tomorrow.

94. As long as you never give up, I will accompany you all my life, whether it is friendship or love.

95, sarcasm 1, no matter how good it is, it is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig! Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 3. It's really nothing, but every morning they hide from the wolf. They meet for breakfast and go to the place where they struggle together.

96. I suddenly want to draw a world by myself and then hide in it.

97, ironic sentence 1, five yuan means you have no strength. 2, holding other people's works and insisting that it is your own creativity. Don't deceive yourself. That's not your strong suit. Maybe your own incompetence makes you feel so insecure. It is meaningless to steal others' plagiarism. 6, you grew up without cover and lack of love. You tie the hemp rope to the pot.

98, ironic sentence 1, your IQ is as weak as oxygen in the Himalayas. You graduated from a school with mental retardation. You get full marks in every exam and get the highest scholarship every year. I really don't want to see your lifelike magic face again. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

99,: a gentle song, send? Show off? what's up !

100, sarcastically 1, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face, and it doesn't matter if you lose a few layers. 2. Did you treat dichlorvos as cola and let your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?