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It's too hot. I'm in the mood to talk about photos.
When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.
I need air conditioning in every cell.
Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.
Lying on the mat feels like iron plate beef tenderloin.
6. My little friend and I were fainted by the heat.
It is very hot here today. Be agitated.
There is not a cloud in the sky. There is no wind in the scorching sun overhead. All the trees stood there listlessly.
9. My sister's hair cut my face on the bus.
10, if I die of fever in this city, brothers, remember to collect the body, thank you very much. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.
1 1. Girls, if you meet a boy with air conditioning at home, marry him.
12, this summer mat feels like an electric blanket.
13, the weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.
14, let's stay at home, we can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
15, it won't break in this heat, its wings have melted!
16, going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!
17, it's so hot, it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!
18. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.
19, the weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.
No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will make me feel safe.
2 1, inviting you out to dinner in this weather must be the difference between life and death, and we are talking about lifelong events.
I don't want to go out, it's very hot.
23. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.
24. I accidentally dropped a piece of paper money and fell asleep before I picked it up. I feel distressed when I look at it.
25. I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A friend in the physics department next to me said it was sublimation.
26, mix a cold dish, you have to eat quickly, or it will become spicy soon!
27. In the early summer, pomegranate flowers are gradually blooming, and the green leaves are lined with safflower, which is beautiful. From a distance, it looks like a burning flame and a red sunset rising at dusk.
28, the weather is too hot, just met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other, and became familiar.
29, hot dead, lying in bed, squatting; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting up, steam; Go out to cook; Swimming, boiling; On the way back, it blew up; Go into the house and go back to the pot.
30. Hot weather is annoying, and sudden rainstorm is always annoying. When you look in the mirror, you will be annoyed.
3 1, woke up in the middle of the night by the heat, and got up silently to cover my roommate with a quilt.
32. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!
33. It's very hot. I have a lot of homework. I'm anxious and upset. I don't want to do anything.
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