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Go to the bar to drink.

1, find a quiet bar to drink in rainy days.

2. I want to go to the bar to drink during the Spring Festival. It costs 600 yuan a dozen, and I can't go to the bathroom to shit.

Everyone drinks, fights and dances in the bar. Only I contracted fruit bowls and snacks.

4. A man drinking in a bar next to him said that he told his colleagues that the girl who came to the store for membership in the afternoon could soak all his things!

5. I lost the bar drinking game for two consecutive nights because eczema can't drink, so I had to drink too much water and get up in the middle of the night to have diarrhea.

6. Drinking in a bar on the island for the first time. What a stuffy place! I'm running out of oxygen.

7. Play cards until ten o'clock every night and go to the box to drink, or go to the bar to drink. I drank too much last night and fell on my knee. Stay at home at night and go to work tomorrow.

8. I applied the mask for the third time. After I came to Guangdong, my face became allergic as soon as I went to a bar to drink.

9, my mother is mentally retarded, I want to go to the bar to drink, nothing is best, my mother is mentally retarded!

10, I'm very happy to go home tonight, have a drink with my friends in a bar, meet an acquaintance and meet a beautiful foreign girl. Everything is still beautiful.

1 1, drinking in a bar, a beautiful woman came up and said, is this seat taken? I answered politely, no one. Then I thought about what to talk about after she sat down. Then she took the seat, took it!

12, woke up with a headache and regretted it as soon as I went to the bar to drink. I really feel sick in my stomach. It's a painful feeling. I will never go again. No one will go. Swear.

13, what time is it? Why are these old people still drinking in bars?

14, friends all went to the bar to drink after dinner, which became corrupt. I am very happy to go shopping alone.

15, buy buy bought it for a day, became poor, and then got a big box alive, and then moved to itaewon, and then he had to eat at a roadside stall, and then he went to a bar to drink in silly clothes, and then.

16, I went to a bar for the first time in my life and ended so late. I fainted for the first time.

Drinking at the sunset bar! What if there is no sunset?

18, drinking billiards in a bar, he tried to play two shots in an ostentatious manner, but he was insulted, and foreigners ignored him. He still doesn't understand, but the only relief is that he has learned an English sentence! Go home. I am so happy with the baby!

19, when you no longer spend hundreds or thousands of dollars to go to the bar to drink by yourself, you change, which shows that you are used to being alone, used to loneliness, and even let go.

20, difficult to stew meat, good boy, don't go to a strange bar to drink, it is easy to have an accident.

2 1, I went to a bar to drink today, and then I turned my head and my eyes were hazy.