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1. Since you deleted me, there is no need to add me back. One more person is not more, and one less you is not a lot.

2. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

3. If you regret it, don’t do it. If you do it, don’t regret it.

4. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

5. Many people rely on their faces to make a living, but not me, I rely on my mouth.

6. Sincerely seek investment, support, and relief. Anyone who is interested can chat privately. I don't accept mercy, I am a person with a backbone!

7. Love is not farming. You will reap as much as you sow.

8. Among the easiest things in the world, delaying time is the least laborious.

9. So desperate, so broken, with a wounded expression, like a stubborn animal slashing and dodging all the way.

10. Most people want to change the world, but few want to change themselves.

11. Thank God for what I have, and thank God for what I don’t have.

12. Live a happy-go-lucky life with a nonchalant attitude.

13. There is no dead end ahead, hope is around the corner.

14. Yesterday was a canceled check, tomorrow is a promissory note, and today is cash in hand.

15. Xu Sansheng of the Three Bodies and Three Lives, sighing at the Naihe Bridge!

16. There are only two kinds of people in the world, one is constantly accepting, and the other is constantly giving.

17. Feelings are like weeds, hopelessly stubborn.

18. Life is like gathering 10,000 jokes before you forget them.

19. What do you want in life, a book, a cup of tea, and a close friend.

20. Love is not the end, companionship is the destination.

21. If the heart is careless, there will be complaints everywhere; if the heart is relaxed, the sky will be sunny all the time.

22. If you let go of something that should be cherished, there will be regrets; if you cherish something that should be let go, there will be pain.

23. "To handle the relationship well with people, just three sentences: look at the person's strengths, help others with their difficulties, and remember the person's benefits."

24. If you don't study, you can travel thousands of miles. Lu is just a postman.

25. A needle is not sharp at both ends, and a person is not sharp at both ends.

26. A market will never be saturated with bad products because of good products.

27. Sometimes, the best comfort is silent companionship.

28. Don’t bet all your chips on a relationship.

29. Don’t be embarrassed to reject others. Those who have the nerve to embarrass you are not good people anyway.

30. The only person who doesn’t dislike you for being ugly or fat is your father.

31. Life is like this. With yesterday, there is no day before yesterday. With today, there is no yesterday. With the day after tomorrow, there is no tomorrow.

32. Love requires brave expression. Who knows which tomorrow or accident will come first?

33. Demand more of yourself, and you will be more independent. Ask less of others, and you will be less disappointed.

34. I owe nothing to anyone, but I owe a lot to my parents. No one can compare to how good they are to me.

35. An uncertain tomorrow, an unknown future, suddenly so confusing, but we must learn to persevere.

36. Learning to be tolerant is always a sign of maturity.

37. Loneliness does not give others the opportunity to pity you, but gives you the opportunity to discover a stronger self.

38. What cannot be retained is the human heart, but what cannot be resisted is betrayal.

39. Time is passing, no one will wait for you, and the same is true for love.

40. Life is short and must be sexy. A strong life does not need explanation. Realistic Emotional Quotations

1. Before I met you, I never knew the feeling of longing and the sweetness of love. Please promise me to let this feeling stay with you for a lifetime from this Valentine's Day!

2. Never act unreasonably! Don't make any promises to me, they are all false; don't say you love me forever, because I simply can't see how far away forever is!

3. The most romantic story has no ending, and the happiest love has no words, only the compatibility of each other’s hearts. My lover, everything is in words! I want to wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

4. You whisper that you love me, let me lean against your chest, and gently touch my heartstrings with your gentle words. The world belongs to the two of us, and our hearts are tightly connected. Happy Valentine's Day!

5. Special advice: At present, pinhole cameras are becoming more and more popular. In order to ensure that your private parts are not peeped by prying eyes, please bathe with clothes on, and do not take off your underwear when urinating or defecating. Remember, remember!

6. You are my close friend, you are my inseparable person, and you are the only beauty in my life. Send blessings via text message, wishing you good health and endless happiness.

7. Wife: Husband, kiss me quickly, kiss me quickly. Husband: Why are you in such a hurry? Wife: I just took medicine and my mouth felt so bitter!

8. My mistake broke your heart, and at the same time, my heart was also broken. Now, I use my sincere love to mend your wounds and stitch up my heart. Please accept my sincerity.

9. Being sick is not terrible, as long as the faith is there, recovery is not a dream, and you can make great plans in the future; treat the illness as a challenge and faith as a weapon. Wish you a speedy recovery!

10. May you extend your hand of love and accept my blessings; let happiness blossom into brilliant roses and welcome the Valentine's Day we all share. I wish you a wonderful Valentine’s Day!

11. No one in the world knows how many lovesickness and one-night stand I have; I use myself as a shovel to shovel away your worries about love; I treat you as my treasure, and I will take care of you all my life.

12. If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall the ups and downs we have gone through with you. If there are only three minutes left, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left, I will say I love you. you!

13. Every morning when I wake up from my dream, you are with me, you are the one who laughs with me, and you are the one who goes through adversity. This is because we can be together because of love. Happy Valentine's Day!

14. Don’t be angry. Can I guess a riddle for you? You owe me five yuan, but you pay me ten yuan. (Use a polite word) You can’t guess, can you? The answer is that I owe (apology)!

15. If you cry, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; if you wake up, I would like to be the eye droppings in your eyes; if you are so hot, I would like to be the only cloth left on your body Three feet.

16. God is my witness, my shadow follows you anytime and anywhere, my eyes are watching you all the time, damn, I mean except when you take a shower!

17. I really hope that the path has no end, just keep walking hand in hand. Let us walk together every Valentine's Day in our future lives. Happy holidays!

18. The stars in the sky are so beautiful, but without you, everything will be lifeless; in every lonely night, do you know that I am silently missing you.

19. A ray of spring breeze blows through my thoughts and turns into white clouds. The white clouds carry my love and float to the place where you are, building a paradise of love for you; dear ,I love you!

20. Everyone’s fate is different, and the time of falling in love will also vary. As long as I do it with all my heart, what I can do is: I will let my love accompany you as you grow old. go.

21. I don’t know what to do at this moment. I can’t see your message or hear your voice. So peaceful! My heart is breaking! Reply to my text message quickly.

22. You have the face of an angel, the body of a devil, and even your fart posture is so graceful. But in public, how about controlling the pace?

23. When I miss you, do you also miss me? No matter how far apart we are, no matter how long the road ahead is, I just want to say on Valentine's Day: Falling in love with you is the greatest happiness in my life.

24. Love is the yearning in the heart, the roar of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet nectar, and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

25. In the wind, my eyes are intoxicated. I don’t know whether it’s because of your tearful face, or because of the pieces of lovesickness I sow in the forest. I hold you tightly in my arms. I only wish to be happy in this life. Dependent and in love.

26. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will live and die! Happy Valentine's Day!

27. When I saw your pouty little mouth when you lost your temper, I tried to hit you with tofu cubes and hang you with snot, but all failed. Now I'm waiting for you to deal with me.

28. One day, I came to Yihongyuan and asked the boss if there were any beautiful girls. The boss said yes! Xiaohong, stop reading the text messages and come over to pick up the customers!

29. May our love always be as colorful and memorable as light tea, fragrant coffee, romantic red wine, and warm vodka

30. If it is because I love you and make you worried or sad, so no words can replace my guilty mood, I'm sorry! How should I treat you?

31. Love is so deep in my eyes that I will hurt you accidentally. I don’t want this to tie a deep knot between you and me. Please forgive me, okay!

32. My dear, quarreling with you is to adjust my mood, accidentally hurting you is out of necessity, please calm down. Try to be a little more technical next time you quarrel, and I will definitely not make you angry!

33. It’s all my fault that I was too reckless and unintentionally stabbed your heart. My tears are flowing at this moment. My biggest hope now is that you will forget about your unhappiness, because your happiness is my biggest dream.

34. For a loving person, every day is a holiday. A word of warmth and warmth, a line of communication; a word of advice, a note of communication; a piece of lovesickness, a heartfelt longing for each other; a piece of love, a lifelong love.

35. If my carelessness caused this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If you can't forgive me, I won't be able to forgive myself!

36. I am engraved on the left hand, and you are written on the right hand. My heart is full of love. When our palms face each other and our hearts are connected, everyone will see, I love you!

37. When I think of you, my mood is so tender, like a frozen stream and a swaying flame on a candle. My missing heart comes out of my chest and I tell you Happy Valentine’s Day. I Love you!

38. It’s hard to say goodbye to lovesickness, the threads of love are cut constantly, people gather and disperse in the sentence, the tears of lovesickness are hard to dry, the love bamboo bones are made into bones to unfold the endless thoughts, and the lyrics and music are reincarnated several times.

39. When I have you during the day, I have dreams; when I have dreams at night, I have you. You should take good care of yourself and don't catch a cold or runny nose; if you sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

40. Dear husband, remember: if your husband doesn’t send flowers to his wife on Valentine’s Day after you get married, your wife will put a handful of green vegetables in the vase at home.

41. Look for clues that reveal your presence, and omit the brilliant fireworks without you. Time abbreviates my longing, and the heartbeat expands to infinity in sincerity. My dear, I love you.

42. If I could turn back time, I only hope that I would never quarrel with you, and that we would still laugh and have the same sentiments. Now I know I was wrong, I hope you won't care about it, and I hope you will forgive me and laugh.

43. The goddess in my heart: I’m sorry! I do this because I like you and love you! Want to be with you very much! Please give me another chance?

44. Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world despises you, at least you still have us, the national pig farm, your warm home.

45. The dreams we weave together, the love we create, never give up because of a conflict. Please believe me, I don’t mean to make you angry. Give me another chance to prove that I love you. !

46. We will inevitably grow old in life, but I will always remember the good times and tender years with you. I wish you a bright mood and a long future in life.

47. I am very happy to spend every minute with you. I hope you are as happy as me. It feels sweet to think of your name. I look forward to seeing you again!

48. Can’t you tolerate a mistake made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will use my actual actions to make up for my mistakes!

49. There are no stars in the night sky tonight, as if you are missing from my side; I didn’t mean to make you angry. Honey, come back to me, okay?

50. I really want to be with you, watch the sunrise and sunset with you, watch the stars in the sky with you, and collect the romantic atmosphere with you!

51. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side, and there is an idiot who will read it all.

52. I really want to blow the wind with you and blow away the unhappiness I have brought to you; I really want to get in the rain with you and wash away the unhappiness I have brought to you. Leave behind the happiness and sweetness of our love, I'm sorry!

53. I speak out because I am silent, I am silent because I speak out; I leave because I come back, I come back because I leave. True water should have no fragrance, so true love should be speechless. .

54. Wife: Dear, come in and help me take a bath~ The husband was so angry that he took off his clothes and entered the water room. The wife was shocked: Help me wash the dates, why are you taking off your clothes?

55. Wife: Thank you for every meal you cook for me and every piece of clothing you wash. Do you know that the most true love is only when you can endure the fleeting years of dull feelings?

56. I wish the weather were colder, so that I would have an excuse to hug you. My dear, come here, let’s light up the small orange lamp, and listen to each other’s heartbeats in the blinking light.

57. I want to give you a bouquet of roses, but I have no money; I want to give you chocolates every day, but I am afraid that you will gain weight and hit me, so I can only send you a text message today to wish you the best. :Happy Valentine's Day.

58. I feel so guilty that I don’t know how to speak, but I still want to say I’m sorry! If this can make you forgive me, I am willing to say it until you forgive me!

59. I suddenly heard a noise at night. Wife: Go and have a look. Husband: I don’t dare. Wife: Humph! No courage at all. Husband: I don’t have the courage! Otherwise, he would already have a lover.

60. Although two people love each other, they are two different individuals after all. If there is something unacceptable, maybe we can learn to accommodate and forgive each other

61. Women around us do not Most of them are aunts and sisters-in-law; occasionally there is an exception, but they are also crooked melons and inferior jujubes. There are too many bachelors around, and they are noisy because of hunger all day long. I wanted to say some words of comfort, but I don’t know what to say.

62. I wore a cotton-padded jacket because it was cold; I held an umbrella because it was raining; I sent you a text message because I was wrong. Can you forgive me?

63. There is no lover in my Valentine's Day, only my wife. She is my favorite, today, tomorrow, and she will be the only one in my heart until I die! Really love you!

64. Long love, the moon is cold at dawn, the wind is cold at night, lovers go back and forth alone on the festival day, Gu Yingzi feels sad. It's hard to see her, it's hard to think about her. I spend a long night sleeping with regret, asking if I have mercy on you.

65. Work is stressful every day. Go to work and get off work on time, and you can do a good job. Wife, no matter how hard or tired you are, I will support you. Do your best. !

66. If you read it, you owe me a hug; if you delete it, you owe me a kiss; if you save it, you owe me a date; if you reply, you owe me everything; if you don’t reply, you are mine. choose!

67. The law of going home: Women are busy going home before get off work to cook, while men like to hide in the office to chat or wander around after work because they are afraid of cooking. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

68. Wife, I miss you. I send you a text message to harass you. I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don’t know where you are at this time, so I have to put it in my heart!

69. Husband, I almost didn’t sleep last night. In addition to reflecting on my mistakes, I also want to show my actions and seize the time to make the warm cards. Please forgive me!

70. The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I seem to feel a spring breeze blowing, warm and melting my heart.

71. I am water and you are mud. Together they form the sky and the earth, and then they are broken into pieces in the sun. You and I refuse to grow old in the fragments. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

72. Let me be your washing machine and save electricity; let me be your bank card and save money; let me be your chef and save effort; let me be your lover and save worry. Happy birthday, baby!

73. Hold the heartbeat with both hands and squeeze it into a caring heart. From now on, you will belong to it, so my heartbeat has a way out, and my lovesickness is no longer lonely. I love you and I don’t care at all. Lonely.

74. Sweet, the sweetness of your smile is like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze. Why do you smile so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

75. The scorching sun is like fire and the heat is unbearable, and the climate is unpredictable and the mood is very bad. God is angry, I hope you can bear it. If you have a bad temper, please bear with it! Forgive me, my dear, I apologize to you!

76. I had no choice but to quarrel with you, and I couldn’t help but get angry with you. It’s only because I didn’t adjust my emotions that I made you so sad. I apologize to you here and hope for our love. Always sweet!

77. I miss you again and again, until my vision is blurred, until my eyes are moist; it’s Chinese Valentine’s Day again, you who are far away, can you feel that I miss you, my dear, I have always Waiting for you!

78. You are a ray of sunshine in spring, you are a piece of coolness in summer, you are the most beautiful scenery in my life, your appearance makes me understand attachment from now on, you are what I pursue. That landscape.

79. I drink fake soy milk, but I have true love for you; I can’t swim like Sun Yang, but I am willing to fall in love with you; I can’t afford Leonardo da Vinci, but I can do it for you Create a warm home! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

80. Although I know that distant lovesickness is painful, I still choose to love you; even though I know that meeting in dreams is short, I still choose to dream; even though I know that waiting for you is painful, I still choose to wait for society. Realistic sentences

1. In this society, businessmen value money less and less, while friends value profit more and more.

2. The less money people have, the more they complain, and the more they complain, the less money they have.

3. Rich people are better than poor people in terms of moral quality, knowledge and ability. Why do you blame them?

4. Do you think the most sour feeling is jealousy? No, the most sour feeling is not having the right to be jealous.

5. You must have the courage to bow your head and the confidence to raise your head.

6. God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it leaves you some room in choosing friends.

7. Life is like a cup of tea. It will not be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.

8. Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.

9. Women use friendship to reject love, and men use friendship to exchange for love.

10. When you are often criticized, it means that you are an important person.

11. People who really know you, except your friends, are your opponents. He will be the first to discover your faults. Thank your opponent for making you stronger.

12. Being in the second position is more secure than being in the first position.

13. When you are a little bit ahead of others, others will be jealous of you. When you are much better than others, others will envy you.

14. When you are in power, you have many friends, but really few; when you are losing power, you have few friends, but really many. The person closest to you when you are in power is likely to be the person furthest from you when you are in power.

15. If you are jealous of others, it means you are outstanding; if you are jealous of others, it means you are incompetent.

16. When you do something right, you are often not mentioned; when you do something wrong, you are often not forgotten.

17. When drinking, people who want to curry favor with you and people who want to see you make a fool of yourself will keep looking for you to cheer.

18. Men always beautify other people's wives to torture themselves; women always deceive themselves by never-ending "maintenance"; teenagers always pretend to be rebellious to disgrace themselves.

19. Happiness is like a kitten - you coax it to call it, but it avoids you; if you concentrate on doing your own thing and ignore it, it will come over and rub your legs and jump to you. on the knees. Talk about realistic emotional phrases

1) Give memories a color that never fades, give longings wings to fly freely, give happiness an eternal life, give life a relaxed and bright smile, give friends a sincere and beautiful friendship, Of course I wish you a lifetime of blessings!

2) It turns out that some people will be complete inadvertently, and some people will forget inadvertently.

3) Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don’t want to cry, but as soon as someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t help but shed tears.

4) People's thoughts change and always move forward with the trajectory of time. Know how to be comforted, ethereal, guard the most beautiful scenery, love the warmest feelings, and let every node in your life be moved and excited. Between the thoughts of gains and losses, they are stirred up and settled in these beautiful years, and then, we quietly wait for time to open a new page for us.

5) Parents should be good at hiding all their happiness, worries and fears in front of their children.

6) Being good at selecting key points means saving time, but rushing around without knowing the key points is equivalent to firing cannons indiscriminately.

7) Who you marry is very important, because he determines your life status. Who you marry is more important. She is likely to determine the level and height of your life. Don't marry just because you want, and don't marry against your will.

8) Every misfortune you encounter now comes from a past when you refused to work hard.

9) The best appearance of a person is probably to be calmer, to accept all of one's weaknesses calmly, to no longer be anxious about how others are doing, and to be able to maintain a rhythm even when no one can see you.

10) It’s not that I don’t want anyone except you, it’s just that I don’t want anyone except you.

11) Love is like depositing money in a bank. Appreciating the other person’s strengths is like supplementing income; tolerating the other person’s shortcomings is like spending restraint. The so-called eternal love is love from beauty to gray hair, love from flower to flower.

12) Although human nature is hidden, it is difficult to suppress, and rarely can it be completely eradicated. Even if you forcefully suppress it, it will only become more violent after the pressure is removed. Only long-term habits can change a person's natural temperament and character to some extent.

13) I particularly admire the kind of real man who is cold to other girls, but stalks his own girlfriend.

14) I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.

15) Every time we quarrel, I will think of what would happen if I lost her, so I cherish her very much. I would rather take the initiative to admit my mistakes and make peace with her, because I cherish every day with her. As a man, it's okay to admit your mistakes. What you're most afraid of is that you won't regret it before you lose it.

16) Life is a constant choice. The heart is the director of the drama of life; thoughts are the negative of life's environment. The best thing about life is learning as you go. Don't force yourself into a world that you can't squeeze into. It will make it difficult for others and make yourself inferior. Don't forcefully take things that you can't get. Even if you get them temporarily, you will lose them.

17) The promises originally written in the bones are easily rewritten by time as: loved.

18) If you have something to say, don’t wait for the other person to understand it, because the other person is not you and doesn’t know what you want. In the end, you can only be sad and disappointed, especially in relationships.

19) Time will slowly settle, and some people will slowly fade away in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs your own fulfillment.

20) Maybe love is not passion or nostalgia, but just years, which have become a part of life over time. People like to get along with people who don't care. People who don't care seem to lose at first, but in the long run they gain. People who love to take advantage of others seem to gain at first, but after getting along for a long time, they gain. It's loss.

21) When two people miss each other, it is called love. A person who thinks blindly by himself is called a baseless person.

22) Sometimes, we can comfort others for the same thing, but we cannot convince ourselves.

23) The heart is waiting for that faint beauty. Snow freezes the beating of the heart. Love dies because of the freezing of the heart.

24) There are serious words hidden in all the jokes, and those responses that seem not to be understood are probably the most tactful rejection.

25) What impresses me is never the rhetoric, but the right tenderness and sincere content.

26) I like you, I have been waiting for you, I bless you every day, I miss you all the time, and have you received it? I don’t know if I can have you, and I don’t know either. Who do you like? Maybe, Fallen Leaves is my reincarnation!

27) If there is someone who no longer makes trouble, loses temper or shows off his temper, then congratulations, you have finally lost her

28) If loving you is hurting you, I choose to like you. If liking you is bothering you, I choose to leave you. If I can use everything I have to exchange for your happiness in this life, I am willing to give everything, just because I love you!

29) If a person wants to do something he likes, he must do a lot of things he doesn't like, a lot.

30) I like you. Even if you have a bad temper and speak so harshly, I still like you.

31) If one day, I become arrogant. Please remember, no one ever took me seriously.

32) Don’t be afraid who leaves, maybe the next one will be better. Believe that if you are single, God has prepared a better person for you.

33) If I had never met you, if I had never fallen in love with you, if I had not believed in you at the beginning, maybe I wouldn’t be who I am now.

34) In the deepest part of everyone’s heart, there is always a space that gently stores some past events, those that have never been and are not willing to be forgotten. Sometimes crying is not because of loss, but because of the regret that has to be left behind. If you miss something, you will miss it for the rest of your life.

35) All I want is someone who will always be by my side no matter how difficult it is.

36) Life is a gorgeous illusion, time is a thief, stealing everything, so be sure to cherish it, enjoy every moment with your heart, and appreciate every scenery. When everyone cheers for your dream, but the one you love most is silent, that is the deepest sadness in the world.

37) Loving someone is actually very simple. He makes you cry and disappoint you, but despite this, as he stands there, you will still go over and hold his hand, involuntarily.