Tik Tok's 82 funniest sentences.

I will give you a pair of scissors when your hair grows to your waist.

3, rival in love fell into the water, we can only pee.

4. When you take the paper, buy a lighter.

It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face.

Please don't swear at me, I'm afraid you'll be hacked to death.

7. If you don't chat with me, are you afraid that I will steal your expression pack?

8. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

9. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

10, you should feel at ease and be fat. Being thin is someone else's business.

1 1, I'm so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

12, there will be a road in the end, I can't stop it.

13, you are crazy, a little silly; Crazy to the end of the world

14, the same age as a flower, has grown into a fleshy one.

15, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

16, sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.

17, I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.

18, the dream was eaten by a dog and then lived like a dog.

19, falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his nose.

20, this is really too hot, I want to find someone to fight for a few days.

2 1, people say I'm fat, but I'm actually thin.

22. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

23. Some things don't need to be argued, but they obey on the surface and resist secretly.

24. The virus fell in love with my computer, so I can only help them.

25, self-timer this kind of thing: three points are destined, and seven points depend on the filter.

26. A woman's prince may be another woman's frog.

27. It's Tanabata, and it's time to return to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

28. Maturity is not about getting older, but about pretending less and less.

29. How time flies. It only took one second, and then it took two seconds.

30. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

3 1, with so much time in a day, can you spare a second to think of me?

32. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

33. If you don't like me, you can choose * * or pretend to be blind.

34. Poverty limits many things. Why didn't I limit my weight?

You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

36. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my hypocrisy?

37. We are all: sleeping in class, jumping after class, and dying in exams.

38. Summer vacation, you see how much my dad likes you and counts down for you every day.

39. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

40. The girl you like belongs to others, and the girl you don't like belongs to others.

4 1. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

42. On the road of love, Russia always stops and goes. My mother says Russia can't walk.

43. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

44. Try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them!

45. The saddest thing in the world is lack of sleep, especially when you have a cold.

Be my girlfriend, and I will protect you from my other girlfriends.

47. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

48. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

49. Time tells me that the era of irrationality is over and it's time to pretend.

Actually, I'm handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.

5 1. Blink your eyes if you like, and put your left foot on your right shoulder if you don't like it.

If no one in the world wants you, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you.

53. Chinese Valentine's Day, I can count on fingers. If nothing happens, it's none of my business.

Young people should not lose heart because of a math subject. You're not the only one who can't do it.

55. If you study, you will study. Why do you want to take the exam? How can there be no trust between people?

56. We are no longer children. We can't be fooled by a lollipop. We need at least three.

57. Old Moon! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!

58. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.

59. Every time I quarrel with others, I don't know how to scold until I lie in bed.

60. The real girl with a low smile is that you smile at her for a few seconds and she begins to giggle at you.

6 1. Who doesn't have musical instruments these days? I quit. I played well.

62. If youth is spent doing nothing, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years.

63. Mothballs are the worst hard candy I have ever eaten. How can anyone buy such a strange smell?

64. If you are my type, I'm sorry, I don't feel like eating recently. Besides, you're not my type.

65. When I was a child, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. It's the other way around when you grow up.

66. Autumn has arrived. I should go shopping when I open the closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.

67. I used to love you as a joke, but now you love me as a fart.

68. There has always been a question in my heart. It's been five years, five years. What does Big Big Wolf live on?

69. I recently made a girlfriend, but I didn't expect her family, especially her husband, to disagree. What a difficult start!

70. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

7 1. Some people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world.

72. In love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere.

73. Playing with people who can play well is called playing. Playing with people who can't play well is like working overtime!

Behind a successful man, there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss, there must be a group of unlucky employees.

75. When our summer homework teachers have all collected it, there will be a lot of cars collecting waste in the school.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

77. If a person like me who never listens well in class suddenly looks up, it must be for you to answer the question.

78. If you don't fall in love with me, please recommend me to the people around you, in case you meet someone who is blind and has nothing to say to me.

79. When Dayu didn't enter the house for three times, his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed those years, and love missed those years.

You can accept that people who are better than you work harder than you. But if people who are better than you don't work harder than you, you will be lost. Why? Because you are stupid.

8 1. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can dissuade them from entering a restaurant casually, and they will gain several pounds.

82. My girlfriend and I introduced my buddy and her best friend together. Then we quarreled and broke up. My girlfriend defends her best friend, so I try my best to protect my buddy. Well, you guessed it, and now we have broken up.