Funny sentences

Lead: Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart. Here are the popular funny sentences I brought in 217 for your reference.

1. Get out of here and get out of here without stopping!

2. Don't push me, or I will become great and get out of hand.

3. How dare you say that you are pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy. A sentence that makes people laugh is funny.

4. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.

5. Don't move! Your left brain is full of water, your right brain is full of flour, you don't move, and your movements are all paste.

6. The mood at work is heavier than going to the grave.

7. Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

8. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

9. Protect yourself and care for others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

1. I have a small mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it.

11. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

12. People have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back.

13. After meeting me, you will find that handsome can be so specific!

14), dude, excuse me, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

15. I really envy you, having such a successful dad at such a young age.

16. Ouch, you are so busy that you go to the toilet yourself.

17. Your stupidity is always so creative.

18. Since I came into this world, I have no intention of going back alive!

19, children, people are stupid and can't be resurrected!

2. Since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.

21. Just because we have a problem, you can't treat me as a holiday.

22. I don't know music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

23. Alas, if this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is biased.

24. Cough! Say what should be said and whisper what should not be said.

25. I want to grow old with you carelessly.

26. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

27. Tell me about you. You are ugly without a diploma, and you are bald if you are not smart!

28. Look at you. Look at your back. There are thousands of horses in a hurry. Turn your head and scare off millions of lions.

29. On a whim, I used your photo as a computer desktop that day. Damn it, I was infected with a computer virus!

3. Give me a beautiful photo of you to ward off evil spirits at home.

31. As a typical example of failure, Inverse is really too successful.

32. My heart is broken, and it looks like a dumpling stuffing.

33. Bald donkey, dare to compete with the original teacher!

34. My daughter is a baby girl. ...

35. Life is like a super girl, and all the men come to the end.

36. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things evoke souls, big things dig graves. Really miss me, come down with me. If you meet the line, it is purely a corpse!

37. As soon as you go out, a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint.

38. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

39. The world is big, but it is bigger than the mind you lack.

4. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time.