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Tell you a secret, I will still like you next year

1. The past that cannot be returned and the future that cannot be seen blur the present.

2. Only compare with yourself.

3. I want to say that when I like you, you also like me. There is no need for anything else. We are together only because of love.

4. This is so heartbreaking that it looks like dumpling fillings when held out.

5. What you think is endless despair turns out to be full of hope at the corner.

6. [Despite all your beauty and gentleness, you still won’t lose to LOL in the end-▼]

7. Only by changing your attitude first can you change the height of your life.

8. Rainbows appear after heavy rain; wintersweet blooms in the wind and snow; eagles hover over dangerous peaks; people become stronger in adversity.

9. God is fair, we always gain as much as we lose.

10. If I lose you, my heart will be wet even if I don’t hold an umbrella

11. If I want to use losing you as a bargaining chip to love him, I would rather be alone and pretend to be stupid

12. Girl, wipe your tears quickly. This liquid is too cheap

13. Some people will have a very good relationship with you at a certain stage, but then they will inexplicably stop contacting you

14. Life would go on just as well without you.

15. When two people are in love, they long for infinitely sweet kisses, but why do they use their kissing mouths to hurt each other when they quarrel?

16. The princess began to take off her glass dancing shoes and run for herself.

17. I am just a child who loves to talk nonsense, with a childish voice and a habit of swearing.

18. A person without ambition is like a blind man who has lost his way (North Korea)

19. Li Bai, your wine bought me three hundred Tang poems

20. For every present you hate, there is a past when you didn’t work hard enough.

21. If a love always makes you cry and seek life and death, then this is not love, but suffering.

22. Most of us tend to others out of boredom with ourselves. Not because of how cute other people are.

23. Don’t always feel that you have been abandoned by the world, the world just has no time to pay attention to you.

24. Hesitation makes soft hearts harden.

25. I only care about you. Whether you believe it or not, I always make you unhappy. I’m really sorry.

26. When we broke up, we all forgot how much we loved each other; when we recalled, we saw how happy we once were.

27. If the other person immediately listens to you when you are angry, it is out of fear of you and out of love.

28. At a banquet, it is not the wine bottles and cups that make up the light, but the numerous masks.

29. - If the sky is always cloudy and sunny, she is willing to choose to close her eyes forever.

30. Gray hair does not mean wisdom. Menander

31. There are more good people in the world than real people.

32. It is unwise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise or not.

33. In fact, the things you lose have never really belonged to you, so there is no need to regret it.

34. Women sleep with you for money, and men languish for coercion.

35. I dare not say that love will last forever. I dare to guarantee that it will last a lifetime.

36. We pass each other but act like strangers.

37. Every winter that passes by your smile, the deep ruts have become wounds in my heart that will never heal.

38. Three days of prophethood, ten years of wealth Year.

39. This is the first time I went to see a movie not for the protagonist or the plot, but just for a song.

40. Who are you giving a chance to by refusing to disclose my identity?

41. It’s not that I look down on you, but that I don’t care about you at all.

42. I can retaliate if I am scolded by a stranger, but I cannot resist being hurt by a familiar person.

43. If you don’t remember those things from Zeng and Jin, I will help you find them one by one.

44. Love is not always like this. It doesn’t matter whether you are suitable or not, it is good to be together. A little sweet talk: Tell you a secret, I will still like you next year

1. Tell you a secret, I will still like you next year

2. Heavy snow is flying all over the sky , burying your appearance.

3. Love is a kind of responsibility. It’s not that I can’t meet someone better, but because I already have you, I don’t want to meet someone better; it’s not that I won’t be tempted by others, But because I already have you, I don’t feel the need to be tempted by other people; it’s not that I won’t fall in love with other people, but I know how to cherish you better. It’s not easy to be together, even if you are not the best, Not even the best for me, but the one I cherish the most.

4. I believe that there can be many trips, but there is only one lover. ---"We All Cried Later"

5. If I can't be your prince, then be your knight.

6. If your soul is sold to fate, you will live like a zombie.

7. If we can no longer see each other, it’s hard to imagine whether you are well now.

8. I have huge jealousy. I don't want to see any kindness you do to others.

9. If you have money, there will be a bunch of dogs behind you. If you don’t have money, it will be difficult to move forward.

10. There is always one person whose name is the reason why you reject others.

11 , My love for you is so low-key, but I want the whole world to know, let them know how low-key I am.

12. "Why does he catch me every time I peek at him?" "Because he's always looking at you! You're so stupid!"

13. Today my girlfriend told me I said: "I think you should find a girl who is beautiful, generous, gentle and kind, and will take care of you." When I heard that this was going to throw me off, I quickly tried to save her: "No, no matter how good others are, Okay, I only like you like this." After hearing this, my girlfriend slapped me in the face and yelled: "Don't you have any of these advantages?"

14. Who dares? He cursed me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets, and I cursed him for buying instant noodles with only seasoning packets! -

15. Perfect love relaxes the fighter's tense mood.

16. But even the silence is like an alarm clock, reminding you that you are not mine. Couples should read this and tell you the secret of kissing

1. Every kiss consumes at least 12 calories in the body. Scientists point out that as long as you kiss three times a day for 20 seconds each time, you will lose weight. -

2. People who kiss frequently have an average life expectancy of 5 years longer than the average person, and are less likely to suffer from stomach and blood diseases. -

3. Kissing is the most effective way to treat persistent hiccups. -

4. When kissing, 12 sets of lip muscles and 17 sets of tongue muscles will be in a tense state, promoting blood circulation, helping to prevent wrinkles, making the skin smoother, and having a beautifying effect, making it easier to go to a beauty salon. .

5. During passionate kissing, the endorphin hormone secreted by stimulation is equivalent to the effect of a painkiller. The saliva produced during kissing will automatically produce antibiotics, which has an anesthetic effect and makes people forget their sorrow.

6. Kissing can stimulate the secretion of a large amount of adrenaline and make people feel happy. If you kiss three times a day, you will live in happiness all day long.

7. Kissing allows both parties to exchange saliva. Once the water, bacteria, natural salts and proteins in the saliva are added to other people's saliva, certain microorganisms will react differently, thereby stimulating the individual's immune system. Produce specific antibodies and enhance immunity.

8. Kissing can prevent the formation of corticosteroids and reduce the risk of high blood pressure, high cholesterol, muscle atrophy and insomnia.

9. The large amount of saliva secreted during kissing contains calcium and phosphorus, which can effectively prevent tooth decay. Moreover, the pH of saliva is neutral, which can also help prevent dental diseases such as periodontitis.

10. Everyone spends an average of 20,160 minutes (about two weeks) kissing in their lifetime.

11. Women over 90 will close their eyes when kissing, and 75 12. When kissing, you tend to tilt your head to the right.

Everyone should kiss carefully... Hehe, hospitals, beauty salons, etc. will all close down if this happens~ Who do you like, tell me

1. No fear, No emotion at all.

2. Please pretend to like me as much as possible, because I already like you Heirs

3. Are there those so-called friends who come to comfort you to reveal the truth? Your scars are layer upon layer.

4. I hate your name coming out of other girls’ mouths.

5. I was young and frivolous and didn’t know how to go. Cherish, love, and only later do you realize that you can no longer handle the storm.

6. I have no intention of forgetting you since I met you.

7. Time passes so quickly that memories disappear and can no longer be retained.

8. What men cannot control is new love, but what women cannot resist is old love

9. When I chose to love you, you chose to give up.

10. My love controls my heart. I want to forget, but I can’t.//

11. You know that love is very easy. Women can fall in love with anyone casually

12. If we had never met each other in life, I would still be the same person, occasionally dreaming, occasionally talking and laughing.

13. If you fall in love. Why give up? As long as you take a small step forward, you will see hope.

14. Like any lovelorn woman, she will either never marry or marry quickly.

15. Tell me who you like.

16. I never mention the past.

17. Hey, people I hate, you are dirty and I don’t even bother to touch you.

18. I am afraid to see your changes, but I am looking forward to your changes.

19. I thought I thought but you left

20. Now you uninstall something and ask me why

21. I can only read you The blank space left was wandering in place alone.

22. Forgetting, being forced to leave, longing for relief.

23. Everyone has his own things buried deep in his heart. He doesn’t want to say it just because it hurts his feelings.

24. If failure is the mother of success, then Success should be the grandmother of success.

25. I often think that graduation is far away. In an instant, you and I will go our separate ways.

26. [Use the cleanest and most thorough courage at this age to love someone.]

27. I am proud, I have no companion, I am lonely, I have no one to rely on, I have no one to rely on. It has nothing to do with you, but I still appreciate what you have given me

28. The people I love are buried in the city of yesterday.

29. Why do I feel sadder than lemon when I am not a lemon? Why do I feel cooler than mint when I am not mint? 30. In the future, I will be less self-righteous and more self-aware.

31. -When I was a child, I laughed when I cried. When I grow up, I laughed when I cried -)

32. I finally waited for you. Fortunately, I didn’t become a sperm!

33. In the long and hopeless years, I hold an old heart and wait quietly, waiting for the smoke from the distant kitchen to rise again, but there is no return date.

34. Even if there are many beauties around me, as long as you don’t betray me, I will never leave you.

35. Once people have dreams, they tend to have random thoughts