Single dog tells funny stories (selected 8 1 sentence)

1, hug, hug, if I can't move, I'll lose two pounds and come back, little brother.

If someone pulls a small hand with a big hand, I will pull a right hand with my left hand.

3. Tell me that the peach blossoms don't need to bloom, and I will plant the sea of flowers myself.

4, believe in fate, the gender and age of the account are not limited.

5. The longer you walk, the faster you go. If you stay single for a long time, you will forget love. Lonely for a long time, I don't know loneliness.

6. Jun asked that the date of return has not yet arrived, and a piece of lemon is on Tanabata.

7. There is no love in this life, and the oath is no longer like a stranger.

8. I have been in line for 20 years. Can I talk about this love first?

9. The air is filled with the sour taste of love.

10, you cry for Japanese dogs every day. I believe you, but you don't come.

1 1, so cute, I have to find a reason to marry this woman.

12, eagle crows chicken, eagle crows chicken, please respond.

13, I remember you didn't date this person last year.

Today, everyone is single dog.

15, I am an ordinary person. Don't come if you want to find a handsome guy, although I'm not bad either.

16, you must find one object, and the air conditioning degree is compatible.

17, single people seem to be more free and honest than ordinary people.

18, could you tell me where your customer came from and what procedures are needed?

19, I'm single dog. I'm looking for someone. I'm always looking for someone. I can't find someone. I'm not wanted. I'm single this year, last year, every year. I'm a widow.

20, no love is light, single is all elite.

2 1, I can't find anything too trendy, but it's still the same smell.

22. I want to find someone I like and end my single life.

23. single dog Prize, one for you!

24. Don't look at me piteously. I'd rather stay alone than settle down!

25. Make a living first, and then seek love. Business is dinner and love is dessert.

26. My hero, where are you now?

27. Only single dog suddenly lost her dream.

28. Falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is hooliganism.

29. You are still a lonely single dog.

30. Whose husband is it? He is so handsome.

3 1, I want to fall in love, please persuade me quickly.

32. I still like a person, without expectation or disappointment.

33, little sister, I am single, welcome small fresh meat.

34. Show loving people changed from batch to batch, and only I was single.

35. The recipient was replaced by a stainless steel iron basin.

36. A person, a city, died alone.

On New Year's Eve, one feels abandoned by the whole world.

I'd rather be an older woman than a short-married woman.

39. It's not that I don't want to fall in love, but that I won't talk about love that anyone can talk about.

40. Rent yourself out. It's too expensive to keep.

4 1, I have a love, I want to talk to you.

42. If I don't spend money for her, I will feel sick all over.

43. It's boring. We need to find an excuse.

44. Stupid couples, this kind of single aristocrat is not rare.

45. In retrospect, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

46. How cute. We need to find a reason to be her boyfriend.

47. Generally, good-looking people are single, such as me.

48. It's nice to be single. When you meet someone you like, you can be moved by it.

49. Don't be afraid to get married in the future. Many people are single after marriage.

50. I really want to find a Gemini who can draw as a boyfriend!

5 1, isn't it single? It made me anxious for a day. Everyone on WeChat loves you, and which one becomes which one.

52. Who likes summer? Please hold me in your arms in summer.

53. Recruit 10 boyfriend online and be the captain first.

54. single dog is me, and I am single dog.

55. Interesting. I want this woman.

56. This man's name is single dog. What's that woman's name? Dog ignore?

57. If you want to live, think clearly before you answer!

58. People live to be rich and beautiful, and to collect their wives!

59. There is nothing wrong with being single. Wrong choice is the biggest mistake!

60. I have been single for a long time. Even when jiaozi sees two sticks together, he has to separate them with a shovel.

6 1, please associate with me on the premise of getting married.

62. Everything in the world is so vulgar that it is better to watch the sunrise alone.

63. Can you lend me 300,000 yuan? I want to go home and marry a wife.

64. People like you have nothing to talk about except falling in love with you.

65, so sleepy, I have to rely on my husband's kiss to get up.

66. Our status as a single aristocrat is too expensive.

67. If you don't tie it, I won't. I will shine my shoes in a nursing home.

68. Happiness is the road you choose! Congratulations on being single again!

69. Is it bad to be a dog? Why are you in love?

70. It is because I don't have a boyfriend to supervise me that I can't control my mouth and my weight has gone up.

7 1, it's so hot in summer, I want to find someone to fight the cold war.

72. Previously, it was not single dog, but a single aristocrat.

73. Now: Enjoy the freedom of being single.

74. Handsome guys are tempting. Come on, be happy.

75. The trash can will receive flowers, but you won't. What does this mean?

Get a wife, my beautiful princess, I'm late.

77. Women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or be proud and single, so why use their youth to * * other people's husbands are still so concerned.

78. Sensitive people are not suitable for love, and it is best to be alone.

79. Some people are in love, some are cheating, and some are widowed from beginning to end.

80. One kind of singleness is self-made, and the other is given by others.

8 1, another tail ring, being single again and forgetting each other is the best ending.