Self-deprecating quotations from rhapsody in July

1. If you are not absolutely sure and necessary, don't lie easily.

Others can laugh at themselves, but you must not agree.

Don't think too badly of others, and don't think too well of others. They are all human beings.

You can laugh at your friend, but you can't laugh at what he likes.

5. Change every sentence "I can't" to "I can learn".

6. When you are unfamiliar with the other party at first, don't reply to the message sent by the other party after 10 in the evening, and reply the next morning, so that you can chat for another day.

7. Change "whatever" to "whatever you say".

8. You should listen to others' scolding, but don't believe others' praise.

9. Please apologize, not make fun of others. You can't afford to joke. Who do you think has no bottom line but is not finished?

10. When chatting, others will smile. If you don't know how to reply, just reply. Your smile is really beautiful.

1 1. Don't swear if you can solve it with Yan Wen!

12. Just the right power, enough is enough.

13. If a person ignores you, it may be the other person's problem; If everyone ignores you, then you have to consider your own problems.

14. Don't say anything behind others' backs.

15. Hold back the most hurtful words when you are most angry.

16. Don't talk too much, don't be too familiar.

17. Don't bring negative energy to people around you.

18. Don't be stingy with your words of praise and love.

19. A girl can never resist someone who chats with her all night.

20. Bitterness and humor are two different things; Openness and frankness are two different things; Illiteracy and randomness are two different things; Indifference and honesty are two different things.

The highest realm of life is tolerance, and the highest realm of getting along is respect.

1 You need friends to succeed and enemies to achieve great success.

As long as you can realize, it is never too late to start; When you think it is too late, it is the earliest time.

3 people want to do an ordinary thing well, which is extraordinary;

There is only one step from the sublime to the absurd, but there is no way from the absurd to the sublime;

Life is like a ball, no matter how I roll around, it will always stop at a point;

6 famous saying: it used to be a thousand glasses of wine, but now it is a few glasses of wine;

People who achieve their careers by power will never stand up straight. Bend to please superiors, stretch to scare civilians. If one day he dies, his waist is still bent, because the resistance of swinging up and down can't support him;

There are two tragedies in life, one is despair, the other is complacency;

9 people live with only money, which means nothing; A man in name only means that he has nothing. When the money runs out, the reputation is gone. Only one person's creation can stay in the world forever;

If 10 people do a simple thing well, it is not simple;

1 1 Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken;

12 liars always think they are smart. When they lie and play pranks, they often cover their eyes with their hands like naive children, thinking that others can't see him. In fact, others can see it clearly;

13 life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others;

14 Although people have different social experiences and paths, people's faults are often very similar. Therefore, smart people always accept the lessons of their predecessors, while stupid people are just the opposite;

15 people live in the world and are writing books consciously or unconsciously. Good writing, poor writing, thick writing, thin writing, mediocre writing and wonderful writing all depend on how you write;

16 roaming the land of China, I was intoxicated; Looking up at the endless sky, I was infatuated with it; If we compare the earth to matter and the sky to spirit, I think the sky is more charming than the earth;

17 ability is like a check, it is only useful if it is cashed, otherwise it is worthless;

18 The pain engraved on the heart is more painful than the pain engraved on the face. The person who suffers from inner pain is selfless, and he bears the pain himself; The person who engraves pain on his face is selfish. His purpose is to make others pity him and share his pain. On the other hand, most people tend to sympathize only with those with painful faces. Few people take care of people with inner pain. This is also human kindness and stupidity;

19 learn to respect others, that is, respect yourself; Learning to appreciate others is to appreciate yourself; Learning to care about others means caring about yourself; Learning to love others is to love yourself;

The most valuable character in life is to live naturally, be practical, be serious, make friends honestly and be open-minded;

2 1 classic quotations-if the direction of life is wrong, stopping is progress;

22 people who help others and don't want to be rewarded don't feel lost in their hearts;

The highest realm of life is tolerance, and the highest realm of getting along is respect;

To be a man, we must first trust others and believe in their kindness. After all, there are few evils. We can't destroy the whole world because of a few flies flying around;

People who walk with their heads down only see the thickness of the earth but ignore the height of the sky; People who walk with their heads up only see the vastness of the sky, but ignore the hardships and precipitousness under their feet;

Only after experiencing all kinds of hardships in life can we realize the value of life;

Love is not a business. If you are frustrated, you will lose everything. Love is not a bet. If you lose, you will become poor. Love is the touch and commitment of two hearts, like the notes of harmonious music, which compose the sanctity of the world;

The most generous person in the world is flattery, he can tell the most beautiful lies in the world; The most selfish person in the world is shooting while walking. He can hunt the fruits of other people's labor and kick out people who are more capable than him.

Life does not seek to live perfectly, but only to live realistically;

30 people who show their height by stepping on others' shoulders will become real dwarfs sooner or later;

3 1 money can buy comfort and enjoyment, but it can't buy knowledge and health, and it can't buy sincere feelings and love;

It is easier to live in vain than in truth. Live hypocritical and tired, live real and relaxed;

Push your luck in your career,/no matter how long you live, why worry about achieving nothing;

Healthy as a mountain, still as water, indifferent to fame and fortune. This is the highest state of life, and whoever can live in such a state will live comfortably;

The so-called birth and death, is born well, old slowly, sick late, die fast;

Comparing fame and fortune will only increase people's troubles, and those who compare careers will certainly enhance people's will and confidence;

The so-called iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life;

Noble goals are achieved by despicable means, which is not noble behavior;

39 mountains have high slopes, rivers have wide and deep; Everyone has shortcomings and mistakes;

People without lofty beliefs are like a pool of stagnant water, which can never be swayed;

4 1 Life is not all hardships, but there are also comforts and joys. Just like the season we experience, spring comes after the severe winter, and sunny day comes after the snow;

On the long road of life, whether it is stormy or rapids. Most importantly, the desire for life cannot be extinguished;

First love is a blooming flower, full of fragrance. Let people never forget the sweetness and passion of their first love;

Classic sentence: praise before death is often false, and comments after death are often true;

The joy of career and work lies not in success and achievements, but more in the process of stumbling;

46% of people, memories can't bear grudges, but memories can increase their knowledge; Resentment will increase troubles;

Loneliness in life is a kind of strength. People can stand loneliness and be free; If you can't stand loneliness, you will be bound;

People who show off their status are often inferior and vain; People who show off their wealth often have empty pockets and are deceiving themselves;

Worry and happiness are the two seeds of life. If you plant a seed in your heart, it will sprout and grow.

The life of a man without knowledge is like a bare tree, lacking vitality;

Being interested in each other and not saying it is the highest state of love.

First, many people say that I gave my whole heart to a deception, or that I love him so much, why did he leave me, or that I gave my whole heart, and my life without him is meaningless. Love is a sincere communication between two people, not a transaction, and sometimes it may not be rewarded because you may love the wrong person.

Second, what is romance? Is it a flower? Walking in the rain? Can't you stand in front of the building? If two people fall in love and do nothing, the quiet opposite will feel very romantic. Otherwise, even if two people sit on the moon for a date, they won't feel romantic.

3. At the age of forty, I was healthy, had some savings, married, considerate husband, obedient children, and had a job I liked very much. This is success. I don't have to be famous or rich. -Yi Shu

Fourth, there will always be a period of time, and only after that will we find it deeply in our memory. One night many years later, under a lamp, I suddenly found myself smiling quietly. Those people have gone by boat in the river of time and disappeared. In my heart, there is a warm current that has crossed the river of time and will never die.

It is difficult to think about everything for you, but there are more and more pains in my heart. I know that if I add this kind of pain, my heart will be numb and lose our feelings. Maybe I don't want to stick to it and avoid loving you.

6. People who can hurt you actually have your acquiescence to some extent.

7. Why do some people get along with others easily, while others take it step by step carefully? Anyway, I'll end up covered in injuries. Actually, it doesn't matter if I'm serious or not. Finally, if love doesn't give you a knife, time will make it up.

Eight, the so-called forever, is never untouchable. Despair. I stand here with the horizon in front and the whole decadent world behind me.

Nine, most people who first love don't understand love, so the first love fails more and succeeds less. Get married with an unmarried person, because everyone likes the original one.

10. Who pitied the female quiet inside? After many twists and turns along the way, she was speechless, raised a glass to the waning moon, looked back and burst into tears.

Some people are very nice, and you really want to fall in love with them, but you just can't. Some people are not so nice, but you just can't help loving them.

If the rain stops, how can the stream flow? If you leave, how can you ask for love? How can fish swim without water? If love is gone, how can I go?

Thirteen, I found that I had no courage to leave him at all. I don't want to spend time getting used to another person, accepting his good and bad, and then hurting each other, repeating and repeating. In the end, you will find that you don't even know who really loved yourself.

Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love. No matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

Fifteen, stick to your promise with your life, this is love.

Sixteen, love is a responsibility. It's not that I can't meet better, but because I already have you, I don't want to meet better. Not that I won't be tempted by others, but because I already have you, I don't think it is necessary to be tempted by others; It's not that I won't fall in love with others, but that I know how to cherish you better. Being together is not easy. Even if you are not the best for me, or even the best, that is what I cherish most.

17. We all have the right to love. How can we stop repeating the same mistakes? It's no use complaining. We should learn to find out the reasons and sum up the experience of failure. Many times, we just lost time.

Eighteen, a man wants a sense of security, that is, the whole world has left him, but there is still a woman who never leaves. The sense of security a woman wants is that even if the whole world loves her, she only loves you. The woman a man wants is his retreat. The man a woman wants is her only home.

Nineteen, it is the enemy who is sad and happy for you; It is friends who are happy for your happiness; The person who is sad for your sadness is the one who should be kept in mind.

Twenty, it is the highest state of love to be interested in each other and not say it. Because at this time, both of them are enjoying the glad eye, the fiery psychology of eye contact and the thrilling feeling when touching their fingers. Once you say it, the taste will be much lighter, because after two people agree, all behaviors have been recognized, and with psychological preparation, they will gradually become numb in the end.

Twenty-one, my heart is very sad, tears flow like a river, and my character is good. Why do you love others and not me?

Love is the brightest part of life. To use a tacky metaphor, it is half a spoonful of salt on the table. Without salt, nothing tastes. After a long time, you will get sick. But if there is no salt on some days, you have to take pictures of those bleak days.

Don't apologize to me. Apologizing can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.

24. Cheating is not the patent of bad people, but of good people, so when you meet such a man, don't kill him with a stick, you can try to give him a chance. If you can change, you can still be together. Decades of relationships are not easy. Sometimes you don't have to take men's occasional infidelity too seriously.

Let me forget you slowly, like the sun evaporating in the morning dew. A clean mind can no longer bear the thorns of missing. Memory belongs to life. Who can erase it easily I can only hide all this.

Being interested in each other without saying it is the highest level of love-love to talk about it.

Lasting love comes from true love in each other's hearts and is based on equality. Anyone who only cares about crazy love without considering whether he is loved or not, or who only enjoys being loved without knowing his true love, will not have a good ending.

What is sexy? Open your chest? Is that naked beggar girl sexy? Sexy means not only wearing less clothes, but a completely different quality from another sex. A well-dressed, dignified and elegant woman feels as sexy as me.

Generally, men wear suits and like to tie their shirts tightly, but I like to unbutton the top button without a tie. I think it's sexier.

When I was lovelorn before, I hated her and why she was so heartless. When I hear the bad news about her, I will snicker. Not now. Even if I lose her, I will bless her and sincerely hope that she can live well. She had a terrible life. I will be sad, which is also the difference between liking and loving.

It will be very happy to fall in love with smart people, because ta is funny and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people can easily change their minds. Falling in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also boring.

Women should not be too competitive. Some women are too proud to chat naked on the website. It's someone else's fault. She is very strong. It's her own fault. She is also very strong. She always feels that asking others is a sign that she will never ask men. Such a woman is a headache. A smart woman will know when to be strong and when to show weakness. You are so strong, you should be kind to others. If you are so strong to the person you love, do you still have to take care of Ni?

Most men love to fuck *, the pleasure of * * is of course one reason, and there is a bigger reason, that is, they will feel very happy when they get along with * women, and they will say whatever they want and do whatever they want, while * women will coquetry and make men feel more like men. So, why can't women play with women in bed?

It depends on whether a person has connotation, internal speech and external clothes. You can also read and write. Talking can reveal a person's knowledge and accomplishment. Dress can tell a person's taste, and writing can tell a person's temperament.

Want to know whether a person loves Ni or not depends on whether ta and Ni live together. If they are open, they are love; if they are not, they are not.

Some people always complain that they can't find good people. It doesn't matter once or twice. There are more people, there is a problem. First of all, ni should check whether it has any problems. If not, then Ni should look at her eyes. Why is it that every bad guy I meet is Ni?

Some people say that once a man changes his mind, nine cows can't be pulled back. If a woman changes her mind, can nine cows be pulled back? There are only physiological differences between men and women, and they are almost the same psychologically.

Love has little to do with character. Once upon a time, a female colleague told me that she liked Yang Kang in The Condor Heroes, but she didn't like Guo Jing. I'm surprised. I love bad and hate good? On second thought, it was nothing. It is wrong for Yang Kang to regard the thief as his father and win honor for his country. But ta is very persistent about love. Why can't such a person enjoy love? There are also such examples in real life, and young people also have the love of young people.

Some people say that love without bread will eventually die. The person who said this doesn't know what love is. Once upon a time, I hated being told that the woman had good conditions and good conditions. I don't care about Ni's background, education or position. If I love Ni, it doesn't matter if I shine my shoes or even a woman. Adults call me naive. How can you live without money? When did I ever say that I was rich and never loved? It is also very pleasant to drink water and eat pickles with your beloved.

If you really love someone, you will be willing to change for ta. If a person's behavior in front of ni ignores actions that ni doesn't like, then ta just doesn't love ni. Therefore, if ni doesn't care enough about ta or ta doesn't care enough about ni, then ni doesn't love ta or ta doesn't love ni, and don't think that ta is careless or believe that Ta is a careless person. Cowards will become brave when they meet people they really love, and similarly, careless people will become cautious.

Being interested in each other and not saying it is the highest state of love. Because at this time, both of them are enjoying the eye-catching, the fiery psychology when their eyes are opposite, and the thrilling when their fingers touch. Once said, the taste will be much lighter, because after two people's approval, all actions have been allowed, and they are psychologically prepared, and in the end they will gradually become paralyzed.

Emotional when in love, rational when in life, sexy when wearing clothes.

A radish and a pit are talking about marriage. In fact, for love, it is not established. Excellent people, both men and women, will be a radish with several pits. So every day there are stories of joys and sorrows in this world.

Sex and love can be separated. Sex is actually just a very normal physiological desire of people. Just like eating and drinking water, you should eat when you are hungry and drink water when you are thirsty. We can either help ourselves to the food, put away the dishes and pots after eating, or go to a restaurant to eat, wipe our mouths and pat our asses and leave. You can stay the rest. So for sex, many people will eat out when they need it. Pay to leave after dinner, and you don't need to take each other away. But homemade tastes a little different from those bought outside. In the end, who is good or bad depends on everyone's taste.

There are two kinds of lovely women, one is mother-type, very considerate, very caring and will take care of men carefully. With such a woman, you will feel strong love. There is also a sister type. Very timid, very shy, very dependent on men, and such a woman together, will stimulate their men's personality. For example, beating mice and lifting heavy objects. I often think of the little woman who defends herself. There is also a kind of woman who doesn't know how to care about others and never bows to men to show weakness. Such a woman makes men helpless.

Cheating is not the patent of bad men, but all good men have it, so when Ni meets such a man, don't kill him with a stick, you can try to give him a chance, and those who can change can still be together. Decades of relationships are not easy. Sometimes you don't have to take men's occasional infidelity too seriously.

Being stingy is a man's taboo. Don't be poor even if you are poor. Some people complain that women only love men's money, but it's not necessarily true. Some women like men to spend money for her, sometimes to prove their position in men's minds. When a man likes a woman, he will be willing to spend money for her.

Men and women are matched, and work is not tiring. Because in front of the opposite sex, men always like to show their manly side. It's like a man, so male chauvinism is sometimes necessary, chatting.

Seeking admiration from the opposite sex is a common saying. In fact, the other party doesn't like Ni, and it's no use chasing Ni. The other party likes Ni, so there is basically no need to delve into it. Maybe one day, ta will be moved by Ni's sincerity, but in the end, most of them will break up. Because love is not touching, Ni is not the fantasy partner in ta's mind. Even if you receive ni temporarily, you will separate ni when you meet someone ta likes in the future. Of course, for those who like Ni, Ni still needs to spend some time to please ta, because it is like dating and romance.

People often ask if you have to choose between friends and lovers, which one will Ni choose? Actually, I think this question is superfluous. Friends or lovers who really know Ni will understand what Ni has done. If they don't understand ni, they don't have to care too much about losing it. Friends or lovers should help each other, not tolerate each other.

It is said that behind a successful man, there is often an unknown woman supporting ta, and behind a failed man, is there often a woman who knows how to play tricks?

Once I tasted the vast sea, I felt that the water in other places was pale; Once you have experienced the clouds in Wushan, you feel that the clouds elsewhere are eclipsed. But what if I didn't cross the sea or just turned a corner in the sea when I came back, and I haven't been to Wushan before?

What is romance? Is it a flower? Walking in the rain? Can't you stand in front of the building? If two people fall in love and do nothing, they will feel quiet and romantic. Otherwise, even if two people sit on the moon for a date, they won't feel romantic.

It doesn't matter whether it is appropriate or not, the most important thing is to be interested, otherwise you will still feel lonely without language communication.

Learn to look at each other with understanding and appreciation, instead of taking care of each other with self-righteousness.

There is nothing wrong with naive people, there is nothing wrong with mature people, and mature people and naive people have more problems.

Some women let their boyfriends spoil themselves when they are in love, and want their husbands to spoil themselves in every way after marriage, but forget what a woman should do. Such a woman doesn't understand love.