Classic quotations from boys who love to laugh.

1. Write secretly in class when your homework is most efficient, and write on your mobile phone at home when it is least efficient.

2. The road of love, I have to go longer than the news broadcast.

Pretend to play soy sauce even if you are jealous, and don't let others look down on you.

Isn't crying in front of you just to make you coax me? Why are you standing there?

Don't think you are playing with your mobile phone in class. I don't know who will giggle at their crotch.

6. When I think back to primary school now, I compare teachers to candles, silkworms, umbrellas and so on. Have you ever found that no matter what you compare a teacher to, a teacher is not a person.

7. Remember, only mosquitoes will never leave you this season.

8. When you hold an umbrella for others, please look behind you. Maybe a fool is getting wet for you.

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9. The most important person has no comments on QQ, and the comments are already in his heart.

10. The first and second place in a class are generally enemies; But the penultimate and penultimate are basically friends.

1 1. A boy who loves to laugh is not bad, nor is a boy who makes you laugh.

12. As long as you say goodbye bravely, life will definitely give you a new beginning.

13. Even if there is no stunning beauty, you must have the pride to destroy a city.

14. At least once in your life, you will lose your reserve, put down your self-esteem and destroy all your principles for one person.

15. I don't like to talk, but there is no need to talk and laugh with everyone.

16. "Which cow is Newton or Qu Yuan?" "Qu Yuan! Newton left a lot of things after his death, and Qu Yuan took three days off after his death. "

17. Don't like me? This is a disease! Tuohai! If you can't cure it, you will die! Guess what!

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18. If you want to fly, you have to give up those things that will drag you down.

19. In some roads, it doesn't matter where you go, what matters is what kind of scenery you will see on the road.

20. Most of your gossip comes from your close friends.

2 1. No one in this world can take away your pain, so don't let anyone take away your happiness.

22. In the friendship between three people, one person must be injured.

23. Life is about admitting the stupid things you do occasionally, and then accepting the stupid things that others do occasionally.

24. If you always think about the past, prove that you are not doing well now.

25. The first time a girl wears high heels shows that she has changed; The first time a girl got drunk, it showed that she was really hurt.