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[teasing article] impression. Ellie

Who's Ellie? She is not Shen Aili in the Korean drama "The Temptation of Wife", nor Ellie Sia in the American drama "Dominating Style", but my junior high school female classmate Niu Aili.

Watch the masterpiece Impression of Sister Liu by the great director Zhang Yimou, and take Impression of Ellie as the title of this article to talk about the impression of beautiful classmate Ellie.

Twenty years back in time, the girl Ellie is in bud and delicate and charming. Described by the words in the Book of Songs, it is a beautiful blank with beautiful eyes, smart smile and vivid image. Some people say that such a beautiful woman only comes out in 300 years, so the male students in our class come on. I was a little green and inexperienced, and I once touched the hearts of young people. Qiu Bo and Fang Aiming, seniors several years older than me, pounce on that beautiful woman Ellie from time to time like a group of green-headed flies every day.

Ellie always has two curved eyebrows and a pair of happy eyes. The state has two sorrows, and it is sick. Tears a little, breath slightly. When you are free, it shines like a beautiful flower on the water, and when you act, it looks like a weak willow tree.

The teacher said that Ellie was the reincarnation of Lin Daiyu.

So who is like Jia Baoyu?

Qiu Bo said that he was the reincarnation of Jia Baoyu, and Fang Aiming said that he was the second Jia Baoyu. In fact, every male student feels like Jia Baoyu, just because Qiu Bo and Fang Aiming are arrogant and dare not say it.

In the whole class and even the whole school, male students are like green willows looking for an oriole, but when Yao Tao team is looking for a wild bee and a butterfly, Ellie's makeup and peach cheeks appear dark brown spots, commonly known as "freckles".

A few months later, the freckles grew more and more, Ellie wanted to cry, and her male classmates were heartbroken. ...

Female students cheered.

Perhaps this is the so-called envy of beauty.

Qiu Bo and Fang Aiming suddenly became quiet, as if they were two different people. Seeing Ellie like this, Fang Aiming's infatuation will not change, and her wicked heart will not die. She played truant all day, and it is said that she went around seeking medical advice for Ellie. On the other hand, Qiu Bo is shy and cynical. He even nicknamed Ellie, "Black Pearl" and "Sister Bird Shit" spread like wildfire.

Ellie dropped out of school and disappeared like air. Later, I heard that she went to Taiwan Province Province. ...

In March this year, the author was lucky enough to enter our junior high school classmates with the fireworks flying by the long grass warbler. Many students haven't seen each other for more than 20 years, and they are so kind in mixed feelings, as if they had suddenly returned to childhood.

Since then, browsing group affairs every night has become my compulsory course.

This combination is great and hot. The hero is Qiu Bo, nicknamed "Mouth", and the heroine is Ellie, nicknamed "heartthrob".

Ellie, that's right, Ellie, the cow Ellie who went to Taiwan Province Province in Out of Thin Air!

Ellie came back, bringing a touch of Xia Hong, a pool of autumn water, beautiful and charming, and ten thousand kinds of customs.

Memories of going back in time are like a pool of spring water in everyone's heart.

When the wind blows, it wrinkles a pool of spring water. ...

Qiu Lai in spring, autumn moon in spring, autumn water in spring and autumn fruit in spring. I had a good time in the months from spring to autumn. Now I want to talk about my impression of Ellie.

In terms of age, Ellie is a half-aged Xu Niang, but she is still beautiful, not just charming.

There are thousands of photos sent by Ali in the group and personal circle of friends. The flowers are as beautiful as jade, and the fairy looks like Li Bingbing and Fan Bingbing; One by one, they sink fish and fall wild geese, and they are ashamed of flowers, such as Brigitte Lin and Lin Chi-ling; Beautiful and graceful, like Liu Yifei and Liu Shishi; Every county is as beautiful as Tang Fang and Tang Jiali.

There are poems in the group:

Cut water through the window with two pupils, and be ashamed to add elegance.

Eyes are expectant eyes, and the spirit is beautiful.

Ellie not only looks like a pear with rain, but also has a nice voice. The hometown dialect with Hong Kong and Taiwan accent is cadenced and pronounced clearly. Listening to her voice chat seems to be lingering for three days, even Lexus, who is called Sister Sa, is just so.

The male students began to be possessed, completely crazy. ...

Qiu Braun talks nonsense. He loves Ming and wants to burn us. The soldiers are in the spirit and Zang Zhi is in the dream. ...

A blushing confession and a heartbeat teasing Ellie not only accepted the order, but also made a surprising speech. The rhetoric of going home to visit relatives next year is to spoil every male student in the group. When this statement comes out, the hormone index of male students in the group will soar.

Under Ellie's daily teasing, all the male students in the group are full of vigor and vitality. Everyone began to treat themselves with high standards and strict demands, not only deliberately exercising, but also collectively entrusted Fan Zongyuan to Tianzhu to purchase Indian oil.

Female students don't want to just be spectators. Han Yu went to Korea for plastic surgery four times in January, and now she looks particularly like Cecilia Han, especially charming. Lin Xiaoyun started to lose weight by eating only one meal a day. It is said that it has dropped from 180 to 130, which feels a little fresh. Zhang Yunxia changed A's own image, wearing a low-cut miniskirt, and her voice was so angry that people couldn't help dreaming. The makeup and dressing of other female students are all moments of jewels and flowers. The husband was trembling and silent, ready to jointly denounce Ellie, insist on maintaining orthodoxy, and prevent the backyard from catching fire and having an extramarital affair. They all expressed that they would rather learn from Song Zhe than do the king's thing.

Ellie is not afraid of widespread indignation and discontent. She likes to be spoiled by thousands of people. Recently, it was announced in the group that all the male students who came to Taiwan Province Province this year will accompany them to eat, play and sleep, and all the special products from Taiwan Province Province will be given away.

This group of people immediately looked like a frying pan.

Qiu Bo immediately packed his bags and prepared to leave with Indian oil; Zang Zhi is giving a report to his wife, going to Taiwan Province Province to inspect business opportunities and waiting for approval urgently; Fang Aiming raised cash everywhere to spend a lot of money in Taiwan Province Province; He is going to resign from Sheyang Middle School and apply for a job in a middle school in Taiwan Province. Xu Wenbing subcontracted a thousand acres of shrimp ponds at low prices and wanted to go to Taiwan Province to do ice shrimp business. ...

At that time, everything seemed to go wrong. They're just for Ellie's promise.

For the trip to Taiwan Province Province, a large-scale reunion was organized in the group more than a month ago. Unfortunately, the author was unable to attend because of a business trip. I heard that the scene was shocking and the crowd was excited. All the students drank to their heart's content and got drunk.

There is a detail that is particularly unforgettable and I can't help laughing.

Xue is recognized by female students as an honest and dutiful man. At the class reunion that day, Ying Chao kept saying, "It's a pity that my wife didn't come." Everyone was very moved. They all praised Chaozi as a model husband and even mentioned his lover when he was drunk. It was said many times later, and everyone heard it clearly. It turned out to be: "It's a pity that Ellie didn't come."

It is said that all the students woke up in laughter.

Alice was so happy that she immediately joined the group online and gave Ying Chao a big red envelope. Unfortunately, Chaozi didn't get it. Qiu Bo reacted quickly.

I met Qiu Bo the other day and asked when the trip in Taiwan Province Province would start. Qiu Bo coughed in shame and asked him why.

It turned out that Qiu Bo had a record of whoring in the police force, and he refused to leave Taiwan Province Province, so he couldn't make it. But Qiu Bo immediately cheekily said that I couldn't go. Fortunately, they can't go either. Zangzhi's wife wants to go, Fang Aiming's funds are covered, and his mainland diploma is denied in Taiwan Province, so Xu Wenbing Shrimp Pond can't sell it at the moment.

Ellie declared in the group that she was patient. ...

Thank you Ellie, you are our pride! This is the voice of all the students in the group.

Ellie was born beautiful and ice-smart; Passionate but gentle as water, witty and dare to love and hate; Happy and optimistic, cheerful and easy-going.

She is the happy fruit of this group. With her, everyone is happy and always smiles.

She is the catalyst of this group. With her, girls love beauty and boys are ambiguous.

She is the ganoderma lucidum of this group. With her, girls are more watery and boys are brighter.

She is the Indian oil in this group. With her, girls are more attractive and boys are more powerful.

This is Ellie's impression, Ellie's impression! A lovely female classmate, A Niu Aili in full bloom!