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QQ Jindian talks about: A perfect boyfriend who doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t cheat, doesn’t exist!

1. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don’t buy some mosquito coils to burn, they will keep biting you.

8. A brother with a younger sister is usually very gentle, while a sister with a younger brother usually turns into a shrew in three seconds.

9. Sometimes, you don’t understand, but you pretend to understand; sometimes, you understand, but you pretend not to understand.

10. One day in the dormitory, my roommate looked in the mirror and said, "I'm so damn handsome." Suddenly another roommate said, "You're so damn cruel, you even lied to yourself."

11. The whole city is watching the rain, but I am the only one watching to see if you have brought an umbrella.

12. If you are not blind, don't use your ears to understand me. /suanming/quming/

13. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt something you previously believed in.

14. It takes 50 kilograms of weight to crush a person's head, and it only takes a haha ??to break a person's heart.

15. Say sorry to yourself for not learning to love yourself all these years!

16. No matter how noisy a city is, without you, it is an empty city; no matter how quiet a city is, without you, it is a home.

17. A perfect boyfriend who doesn’t smoke, drink, or cheat doesn’t exist!

18. When I was a child, I played like a madman when I was wrapped in bedsheets. When I grew up, I cried like a fool while hugging the quilt.

19. Her heart is a city, and he is its only citizen.

20. Since you made the wrong move, why blame others for trying to defeat you?

QQ Space Beautiful Love Talk: I am too imperfect to bear your too perfect love

1. Sometimes, choosing to keep a distance from someone is not because you don’t care, but because you don’t care. It's because you know clearly that he doesn't belong to you.

2. Some wounds will slowly heal over time; some grievances, once you have suffered them and figured them out, you will be relieved; some pains, after enduring the pain for a long time, you will become a habit. However, But in many lonely moments, it comes to mind again. ------Actually, there are some words hidden deep in my heart, and I don't mean to hide them. It's just that not all pain can be shouted out.

3. Loneliness, loneliness, loneliness, if you could give me some time to understand the feelings you said that I can’t understand, I think the remaining narrations would have become A lonely patient.

4. Some people give you their heart, but you pretend not to see it because you don’t like it. Some people have ripped out your heart, but you still pretend it doesn't hurt because you love them.

5. Don’t cry poor, because no one will give you money. Don't complain because no one will do it for you. Don't give in because no one wants you to win. Don't rely on others, because only yourself is the most reliable. Don't cry because everyone is waiting to see the joke. Don't beg, because some people want you to be a beggar. Don't be depressed, because there are a lot of people waiting to add insult to injury. Don't look back, because there are too many things to look back on. Don't worry about separation, because you only know how to put your eyebrows on your face but your heart is concerned. Don't bow your head, because there is no gold on the ground, only stones. Don't force it, because the melon won't be sweet if it's forced.

6. I fell in love with, pursued, liked, became happy, soon got tired of, quarreled with, became indifferent to, and dispersed.

7. Some people know they don’t love each other, but they still reluctantly accept it. After getting along, they feel miserable and the other person is unhappy too. Love cannot be forced, it cannot be pleased by being kind. Because one party does not love, the pain far outweighs the joy, so why does the other party stay together so hard? Without sweetness, it is difficult to love. If you love each other, love passionately; if you don't love each other, leave quickly. No entanglement, no inferiority; no burden, enjoy freedom.

8. I am too imperfect to bear your too perfect love.

9. Memories always slap me in the face and point at old wounds to prevent me from forgetting.

10. If you really fall in love with someone, let him go. If he comes back, he will always be yours; if he doesn't come back, he has never belonged to you.

11. The sense of security that a man wants is that even if the whole world leaves him, there is still a woman who will never leave him. The sense of security that a woman wants is that even if the whole world admires her, he only loves you. The woman a man wants is his retreat.

A woman wants a man who is her only home.

12. When all possessions and persistence become a kind of harm, giving up is the best destination. Who can understand how much pain someone feels; who can understand how much pain someone feels. Tears are not on someone’s face, and no one knows how cold they are; wounds are not on someone’s body, and who doesn’t know its weight. Maybe you can see the tears in your eyes, but you may not be able to understand the sadness in your heart. Maybe you can see the scars on your body, but you may not be able to understand the sadness in your heart. Turn around and leave before crying, leaving behind a gorgeous The back view allows the mind to travel easily.

13. There is a kind of loss that cannot be said, but can only be felt; there is a kind of sadness that cannot be said, but can only be hidden; there is a kind of love that can only be concealed by deception; there is a kind of heartache that can only be concealed by deception. It's called love without words.

14. If you really fall in love with someone, you can hold an umbrella for him and accompany him in the rain instead of helping him take care of his physical needs. Married couples are likely to divorce, not to mention You are just a pair of temporary lovers walking together without passports.

15. The first man taught you love and sorrow, but the last man gave you eternity. A woman deserves to be cherished most by the last man, not the first.

16. If the bow of life is drawn too full, people will get tired; if it is not drawn enough, people will fall behind. Those who regard life as a journey will always encounter scenery, which is indifferent and distant; while those who regard life as a battlefield will always encounter fierce and fierce battles. Life is like this, you will encounter whatever you choose. There is no right or wrong, only whether you accept it or not. Learn to let go of things that make you unhappy, and learn to let go of people who make you humble. As long as there is tomorrow, today will always be the starting point.

17. Smart girls long for love, but are more calm and rational than ordinary girls. She doesn't fall in love for the sake of falling in love, she wants a man who loves her and is worthy of her love. She is responsible for her own feelings and the feelings of others.

18. Rumors are like this. The more you try to clear them up, the darker they will become. On the contrary, what if you are willing to make up your mind and say it is true? Instead, rumors lost their meaning of spreading.

19. In fact, we are all simple children, but this society has complicated us.

20. It is a kind of happiness to have unforgettable love. Love and hate are all deep feelings. Those who have truly loved and hated will realize it. I will be grateful to those who love me or hate me. Love can burn oneself and warm others, while hate can burn others and destroy oneself. Love is like a rose given to others, leaving a lingering fragrance in the hand, but hate hurts oneself and others.

21. In our eyes, the moon in our childhood was always garden and beautiful, a perfect crystallization. In our eyes, the moon now is a fickle afterglow. , the moon waxes and wanes, and people have joys and sorrows. How long will it take for this bright moon to play a different role in people's eyes?

22. The best love is when she is indifferent and clear-minded, not mercenary. She can cope with various challenges and temptations in life. She will not easily forget her justice and love for profit. , let alone push your lover who is in trouble for a thousand miles or add insult to injury. With you, when she is brilliant, she will be proud of your glory; when she is down, she will cheer for your frustration.

23. Loneliness, fear it at first, then get used to it, and finally enjoy it.

24. Many people say that they have given all their sincerity in exchange for a deception, or, why did he leave me if I love him so much, or that I have already given my all? Everything, without him, I have no meaning to live. Love is a sincere exchange between two people, not a transaction. Sometimes efforts may not be rewarded, because you may have fallen in love with the wrong person.

25. A person comes into this world and plays a variety of roles. When we were children, we played clowns, but in the eyes of others at that time, you were blindly innocent. When you grow up, This time you are still playing the same clown, but this time in the eyes of others, you are so ridiculous and humble.

26. In front of some people, the more you want to get closer and the more you care, the more arrogant and careless you will be, and the more worthless you will appear; in front of some things, the more you want to solve them , the more urgent you act, it will often be counterproductive, and the result will be that the more urgent you are, the worse it will be.

When dealing with others, you should be calm and honest. You don’t have to lose your integrity to please others, and you don’t have to lose the joy of being a person to gain fame and fortune. Don’t give up easily what belongs to you. Don’t blindly pursue those who are not destined for you. Look up to them. You are worthy of God, and you are not ashamed of others.

27. Not everyone you pass by will know you, and not everyone you know will make you care. In this life, in that place, when we turned around, you said that I appeared at the wrong time, but you can't forget that sincere love. It’s just that there is a relationship that can no longer continue, a person that can no longer lean on, a voice that can no longer ring in the ears, and a pair of hands that can no longer hold the warmth of the palm. It's not that you don't drink, but that you refuse to indulge.

Reflect the autumn moon into the autumn water, and let the brightness of the moon float on your eyebrows.

The city has bent its waist, but I still hide in the attic of my dream.

The pointer said it was three o'clock, and I secretly saw that there was rain hidden in the cloudy sky outside the window.

Following the excessive illusion of emptiness and hiding in the clouds, counting every minute and every second, leaving behind reality.

The paralyzed sea is in front of the moment, and there is a gap of one second, and the changes are in front of the eyes.

Spreading out the paper may be full of fantasy, maybe the pointers have not reached the desired angle.

The tiredness that is waiting for me to sneak through the sunshine, after the next turn, pulls away the lonely sheep and sounds.

The window sill meets the morning light, the same as the day before yesterday, yesterday and today.

The city did not put up a strong defense, and the red and green signals swayed in the eyes far and near in a double dance.

The cold in the north is coming with low temperatures. Please let me put on a scarf for you to resist the stinging pains one after another.

The blueprint that has been drawn up still maintains the original skeleton.

The eyes that fill the deep tunnel are like flying swallows on the banks of the Yangtze River, as gentle as weak water.

It’s not about not drinking, it’s about refusing to indulge.

Singing in a dream, the notes slowly flow out of the dream, and the soft voice lies between you and me.

It’s like using a pen without paint to draw the empty shell of a cicada left behind in the world.

As I was thinking about it, I became distracted. The rain continued to fall, and I encountered many memories from the past, and my figure was so swaying.

How melancholy I am, I am willing to fly thousands of miles to convey my love, just to lose weight for my beloved. Beautiful love sentences - stick to the agreement that you think does not exist

I just want to share my emotions with the person I like. But if you fall in love too much, no one will believe in your love anymore.

That's what you said, we were a match made in heaven. Then what happened, time got rid of me. (My love that's right?)

I stood there stupidly, sticking to you. Thinking of a non-existent agreement

Girls don’t understand that when boys act stupid, they are not forgetting, but thinking about how to surprise girls.

I will carefully care about you, and I will boldly confess to you. If love could be spoken sooner again "I would know what to do."

It turns out that everyone has changed. Just me still spinning in circles. I figured it out. I have to face reality. I will live well. Live for yourself.

I once cared so much about you, but you didn’t care. In the future, I want you to repay it bit by bit.

I especially like the sexy and sensational plot + dialogue in the movie. Although I haven't had it, I'm really looking forward to it.

I hate falling in love with you. Being denied the meaning of my existence. Accommodating you in everything. Suffocating myself is too hypocritical

My love for you is like a furnace swaying in the wind. The fire above is neither extinguished nor resting.

Suddenly I remembered some things and people in the past. It gave me the feeling that we had no worries at that time and just played all day long. I wonder how you are doing now.

You know, Whether a man is good or bad does not depend on whether he is fickle or single-minded. Men have been fickle since ancient times, but on whether he has control.

Hello stranger, I'm glad I don't know you. If I knew your name, I would start to care about you and I wouldn't be able to say anything directly.

Are you busy pursuing an unexpected tenderness like me all day long?

What is happiness? Happiness is the indescribable sweetness in my heart at that moment

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Actually, I would rather people say that I know how to cherish the girls around me... maybe I really don’t know how to cherish it myself

It is precisely because I love you that I do I forgive you again and again, and finally I find that you don’t love me anymore

If your heart is not on me, what do I want to do with that body?

Every carefree person In every person's heart, there is always a person who hurts him the most

For the exam, prepare to write "Baidu it and you will know" all over the paper to make the marking teacher angry

I'm sorry, my Prince Charming, I couldn’t wait for your pumpkin car, so I took a taxi and left.

You clearly know that I will hurt you, why do you still climb into my bed...you stinky cockroach

Since even we ourselves are so imperfect, what do we get? To demand perfection from this world?

Since you sent me tears in this life, I will send you blood in the next life.

The saddest thing is when you want to laugh but can't, and when you want to cry you burst into tears.

You have a choice, one is to get out immediately; the other is to get out immediately. Of course, you can also choose to get out immediately.

Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, so I will no longer give you sunshine to prevent you from being brilliant.

Time does not make us forget that love, but makes us firmer in our choices.

I will not force anything, we will be together as long as we can, I can't and I won't bow my head to rely on you. I will leave immediately because I am a Leo

I record every memory we have together and silently write down every day you leave

I bought a CD, and the boss said it was seven beasts against one weak woman. When I took it home, I saw it was a stainless steel gourd doll!

The most tiring thing in the world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it together yourself

Top link: Student ID card, admission ticket, ID card, no ID card, bottom line: Listening questions, reading questions, composition questions, no horizontal marking: the focus is on participation

People who always pretend to be happy in front of others, who knows that they are the most lonely people

Qingming Festival , it is not easy for students these days to have a holiday. Even taking a holiday has to take the credit of their ancestors.

The so-called love is having that person who can easily control your emotions, making you cry one moment and make you laugh the next.

Don’t take a person too seriously, because you may be nothing in that person’s heart.

"I love you" so what, the first letters of the three words together are not just a joke.

I said: The greatest pride in my life is knowing each other A proud little woman named xx

The article said: His greatest pride in his life is that his woman is Ma Yili

You and I, who can’t see the way forward in the haze, still don’t understand How to cherish it?

When I want to cry, I will close my eyes to prevent them from crying, and then tell myself that I can still hold on.

Brother, you know that my brother misses you. How does it feel, brother, my brother misses you?

I watch you online and offline every day, look at your photos, just because I didn’t delete you. I don’t know

We will smile until we meet again someday in the future.

Without me, who would laugh with you, make fun with you, sing with you and play with you?

Looking back, even if I really love you, your every move is no longer worthy of my love.

The only thing we can do for our parents is to make them happy. Live your old age happily. . .

If you still don’t understand, I don’t have to be patient. If you say that Yijing didn’t marry Nobita in the end, you will believe it. Persistence will fall apart in a second

Secret love is a kind of politeness, narcissism is a kind of pride, open love is a style, and not being in love is a taste.

I have never felt embarrassed about being a lesbian. On the contrary, I can face my feelings honestly.

The bird has no wings and cannot fly, but I can live well without you.

For color, light is good, if it is too dark, it will fade; if life is simple, it will be complicated.

I had an afro perm a few days ago, and my mother was shocked when I got home. He asked me: Did you touch the switch?

I really miss my childhood. When it was hot, I could go shirtless like a man.

Don’t call me rustic, this is called retro. Don't call me vulgar, I'm called national.

When you do it right, no one will remember; when you do it wrong, even breathing is wrong.