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Watch movies, be humorous, send friends, and talk about how to send them.

1. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

Master, you just played an amateur, which is not illegal.

Sincere friendship comes from endless greetings. Good morning, everyone. I wish you all a single life!

4. Thinking of you is a powerful program, sometimes hanging in the background, thinking of you constantly.

5. Get on the boat of life and be a happy pirate.

I want to travel to Europe and Southeast Asia recently. Have any friends who have been there want to ask where your money came from?

When I lose my hair, I feel like a dandelion.

8. Arguing with me won't solve the problem, so give me a compliment.

9. If you make others unhappy, you must find the reason from yourself and ensure that you can make him unhappy next time.

10. I have a high rate of turning back. People who look good will always turn back.

1 1. I don't care whether you like me or not. Anyway, listen to me. If I like you, you have to like me. I don't care. Listen to me.

12. I will still miss you after so long. Sure enough, dogs can't change and eat shit.

13. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then write them down carefully. Who has a problem with you?

14. Be a sensible girl. When my boyfriend is busy, he goes to play with other little brothers.

15. Since everything is related, why didn't you contact me?

16. If you don't even give me the skin, who will you give it to? Song Xiaobao? !

17. White shirts are prone to yellowing, and ordinary laundry detergent is difficult to wash off. Many people have a headache, so they might as well take some headache medicine when washing.

18. In fact, you can do many things in the morning, such as; Get some sleep.

19. I heard from others that you don't think I look good. Why is it special?

2 1. Deaf in rainy days, blind in foggy days. I am awesome on sunny days. I am a box.

I know you like me, but I can't find any evidence.

23. Don't be silly. If he really wants to protect you, why isn't he the security guard downstairs?

24. I'm really worried about getting wet today. I'm afraid I'm cute.

25. The moon has fallen into the sea. Let's go fishing in Haidilao tonight.

26. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I will stop playing games and hit you directly.

27. There are thousands of Chinese sons and daughters, Qian Qian. If this doesn't work, we have to change it.

28. Like other princesses, knights come to see me with different foods every day. The only difference is that my knight has to pay for delivery.

29. I am also a spoony seed, and I drowned in the rain.

I am a rabbit. Treat me like a father and you like a rabbit.

3 1. Don't always talk about your face. Beauty is outstanding, ugliness is unique. Who are you scaring?

32. If I had a tail, I'm afraid I would sway in front of you.

I watched the news today. A person stayed up late and died suddenly, which scared me to death. Fortunately, I am a woman.

34. After reading it for a long time, I finally bought it, the full amount. I don't think it's necessary. It's not that I have no strength. Just a cup of milk tea.