Sentences of despair about mathematics

1. The math teacher built a coordinate system on the blackboard, turned around and asked us loudly: Why did I build it like this? Do you know why I built it this way?

2. My position is not firm. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it I am such a person who goes with the flow.

He said, I will show you a magic trick. Then cover my face with a towel, lift it fiercely and drink loudly: look, pig head ~

4. "Would you like to be my sun?" "I do!" "Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me."

Mathematics is actually very simple, and the remaining 90 points are difficult.

6. I walked into the alley and heard someone calling me upstairs: "Your Majesty … Your Majesty!" I looked up and said, "Who is calling me! ? "Then I was splashed with water. The woman who splashed water upstairs said, "I told you to avoid it. You deserve it! " "

7. Sometimes you don't know what despair is if you don't work hard. The funniest words.

8. If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient. Tomorrow will be the same anyway.

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9. Take the initiative. We will not only have stories, but also children.

10. Take a female ticket home for the first time. As soon as I entered the door, my mother greeted me with a smile: "I will come as soon as I come, why do you still bring so many gifts!" " At this time, the female ticket put down her bag and smiled awkwardly: "Aunt, you misunderstood. These are the clothes we didn't wash last week. "

1 1. The teacher said, students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. When I listen, it will be very exciting to lie in the trough and think about other people's wives.

12. I want to be with you all the time. I'm afraid you will eat shit as soon as I leave.

13. I want to marry a daughter-in-law and see who can introduce me to a personal trafficker.

14. If you don't help the elderly now, you won't know how to correct people when you are old!

15. To test your Mandarin, read the following sentences: woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.

16. "Uncle, can you call me the Monkey King", "the Monkey King" and "Grandpa is coming"?

17. The reporter interviewed an old woman! The reporter asked: "What do you think of setting off firecrackers casually in the city?" Grandma: "What else can you see? Just climb the window and have a look! "

18. Actually, I like math very much. It has no circuitous language, English grammar, historical and political complexity and information, but it just can't do it.

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19. I heard that you were not used to my ancestors. All right, I'll go to heaven by myself.

20. I went to play with a girl yesterday, but I couldn't go home because of the typhoon at night, so I went to the hotel. She blushed and said to me, let's share the rent and save money! When I heard this, I suddenly got angry. Don't you fucking hate my poverty? Brother proudly said to the receptionist, miss, give me a presidential suite! Two rooms! !

2 1. Try not to make any noise if you can start work, and try not to leave anyone alive if you can die.