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Pregnant mother wants to unload (25 selected sentences)

1. Get ready for "unloading" as soon as possible.

2. Unload the goods quickly and return to the leisure body.

After unloading, your hard life has just begun gradually.

4, upgrade the monster, you will rush to this world.

5. Pregnant women are finally unloading! Are you ready?

6, it is really not easy in the late pregnancy, and quickly "uninstall".

7, wash and sleep, unloading is a gradual pain.

8. Hello, little baby! (written in the countdown to unloading 100 days).

9. It's close to "unloading", so make preparations in advance.

10, pregnant in October, are you excited to unload?

1 1, demanding unloading, pain, blushing, breaking amniotic fluid and giving birth naturally.

12. During this period, prepare for unloading in advance and drive more karts to avoid losses.

13, now pregnant as a queen, going out as a nanny cow, trying to make me cry for a while.

14, there is a regret that I look forward to unloading every day when I am pregnant, but I can't wait to pack up and go home after giving birth.

15, now I understand why pregnant mothers need to "unload" in a hurry. Being a mother is really not easy!

16, looking forward to early unloading, but afraid of early unloading. As a pregnant woman, I'm really scared.

17, pregnant mothers can spend the whole pregnancy safely, after all, hard days come slowly and quickly.

18. When I was pregnant, I looked forward to "unloading" all day long. I was born at last, but I hate that I can't put it home again. My mother is bitter.

19, pregnant, is an upgraded mobile game, passing five levels, cutting six levels, and then winning.

20, pregnant for 7 months, all kinds of discomfort, all kinds of pain, I still need to be scared every day, I really want to unload it immediately!

2 1, after giving birth, you should repair, travel, climb mountains and wade. The world is so big, you must have a look!

22. I am 33 weeks pregnant. My back aches every day, and I can't eat well or sleep well. Even if you fall asleep, you will be kicked around by the children in your stomach, and you will not have a good rest every day.

23. Your arrival will complete your parents' life. I'm really excited! I hope that in the next few days, everything will go well for my father and my mother will get pregnant smoothly, but you must grow up diligently.

24. The baby will be born in one month, and I am still enjoying the happy time of pregnancy. No one bothers me when I am asleep. Sleep until I wake up naturally every day, and my husband will give me a good morning kiss when he wakes up from work. Wow! It's beautiful.

25. Hey, baby, although you don't know the sex of your baby yet, you are healthy, which is more important than anything else. There are still 100 days, and you need to reach this wonderful world. Mom and dad are very promising.