A humorous statement that satirizes and mocks people.

A humorous statement that satirizes and mocks people.

How to use some humorous sentences to satirize people quietly in conversation? I have compiled some humorous sentences that are suitable for mocking people. Interested parents can have a look!

A humorous sentence that satirizes and mocks people 1. At least I wear glasses. How can I flirt with a good woman?

2. When going out, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

Next, I'll show you my unique skill. A big stone smashed your chest.

4. I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time and found myself normal.

Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

If one day I become a hooligan, please remind me that I was innocent.

7. Life is so shameless, life is so nonsense, there is no fair trade, and so is love.

8. Time is like a pencil sharpener. We are all pens. Some people roll around and the refill is broken; Some people have sharp heads; Some people have beautiful lace. It doesn't matter. Importantly, the pen with the highest social status is 2B, and only they can do multiple-choice questions.

9. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

10. It is said that you meet love around the corner. Damn it, if you are not careful, you will be hit by a car when you turn the corner!

1 1. It is said that life plays with everyone. Why doesn't everyone work hard?

12. From heaven to hell, I pass by!

13. Hum, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

14. If the exam can be rewarded by QB, the country would have been rich and strong.

15. Youth is dedicated to the house and middle age to the children.

16. I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know that I was both civil and military until I hit you.

17. After breaking up, you died and sacrificed me. It's over.

18. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

19. Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you are an old man.

20. Nowadays college students are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it out!

Humorous sentences 1. Now you must look carefully when looking for a partner, because there are too many men and women now!

2. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!

I knew he was a bad guy, but I forgot to mention it.

Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

7. This morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

8. Commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it was pale and powerless.

9. I want to eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.

10. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable!

1 1. Born with rain, not a genius!

12. Cheap is also an art. Let's do this art well together!

13. I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.

14. Sleepy in spring, weak in summer, weak in autumn, and sleep in winter.

15. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

About satirical humor, 1. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall, and cars have a flat tire!

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

3.？ What kind of experience is road delusion? Your majesty dare not let me out of the mountain, for fear that I won't come back?

I didn't mean to brag. According to my current grades and study status, as well as my understanding of the future economic trend, to tell you the truth, I will sweep the whole city in the future.

5. The schoolmasters have almost understood, so don't be too divorced from the masses.

6. I used to be a schoolmaster, just curious about the' world' of the dregs, went in to have a look, and then got lost.

7. Just say yes or no; If you say no, you can't, and neither can you.

8. Being a hero, a talent and a fool.

9. As long as you work hard, you will win.

10. Life itself is a struggle and contradiction. Man created by God is more spiritual and harmonious than other animals. And these three make human beings roll and sink in the struggle and contradiction forever, and it is a kind of meaning of life to find them.

1 1. Good night means, let me play alone for a while, and you will think that I am asleep.

12. Don't ask me if I broke up. Let me clarify again, the fact is that I am a widow, okay?

13. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

14. Hello, my name is Hotspot. I heard that many people want to fuck me. Let's start with the price.

15. Learn to find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics, and even built a Chinese dog hole for you.

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