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Maybe it's wrong. Tell me.

one

When two people have conflicts together, it is actually the saddest to be angry with that person. She may not be wrong, but if you want to continue this relationship, you should divert your attention and try your best to digest the negative emotions you bring. Slow digestion is not enough, and you may be called stingy by the other party. But what about the man who makes you angry? She might just say: I was wrong, I'm sorry, don't be angry. Continue to get along with you as if nothing had happened. Therefore, when I am angry, I might as well ask questions and make a lot of money.

two

This is very interesting. I got drunk last night and threw up when I came back. When I got off the bus, the driver asked me to clean it, but I didn't. Now that I think about it, I was wrong.

three

Aunt's voice is so sweet now! Oh, it's sweet to me. I'm often treated as a minor. Seeing real people is really a super psychological gap and visual impact. My sister is not what I expected. How did this happen to me, auntie? I was wrong. I shouldn't call you by your nickname. fool

four

I apologized to Mozzie yesterday. I shouldn't have killed innocent people. Today, I was in pain. I walked until I broke out in a cold sweat. My brain got stuck and I didn't know my cell phone number. I bled to my face. I was wrong.

five

One day, to my surprise, Lao Chu was playing the north wind in China. I vaguely remember that I also spoke about the value of the north wind. Brother Chu is wrong.

six

My grandmother's neighbors are also very good. There is a trash can downstairs, but I insist on skimming it from the window with a bag. Aren't you afraid that the windows stink? I believe that the unremitting efforts of this group of neighbors will definitely hit the leaders who come to inspect. I was wrong. I want to apologize to my neighbor. I thought they were the only ones with low quality, but I didn't expect the whole city. Sorry, sorry. I believe that most people in our city are still very quality, and there are still a few garbage people.

seven

I was wrong. Supporting Brazil for so many years, drinking Belgian White Bear beer. It turns out that I was a Belgian spy from the beginning of this link.

eight

Sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't spit out the plot of Zhenshen. I hit my face. The true god has no plot at all.

nine

I was wrong. I will never stay up late again. I will never eat ice cream powder or drink ice water. For the first time in my life, my menstruation hurts so much that I want to vomit. I'm not the kind of person who walks on the wall anymore. I now admit that I am old and want to die.

ten

I underestimated a girl's perm time.

It can last that long.

Yes, eight cases.

I was wrong.

eleven

I was wrong.

I really, really, really can't drink milk tea anymore.

I drank all the change in Alipay 120 yuan with milk tea.

twelve

I was wrong. I should have gone home as soon as I got off work, and I shouldn't have gone to eat. Colleagues just contact emotional men, and women are not busy. Never again.

thirteen

I thought it would be quiet after three days together.

When I came to my brother die's house, I found that I was wrong.

It's not that I can't quit drinking, but that I can't quit my friends.

fourteen

Did I say before that Zhu Yilong should not touch my aesthetics?

I mean, doesn't he have anything good?

I was wrong.

Now I am on my knees. I was hurt.

Zhu Yilong, you hit me in the eye.

You have to look at me twice before I can stand up

fifteen

After Argentina and Portugal were sanctioned, my only expectation was that Brazil could educate France. I always thought Brazil was the worst team, so bad that I got points. As a result, I was wrong. No one can stop France from winning the championship. Who will be the next Messi? Who will save Argentina? Who will save Brazil?

sixteen

I'd like to see the economy class of each airline

However, all the people in Goose Little Red Book are business class first class, and I can't find economy class at all. I was wrong [all right].

seventeen

eighteen

Eleven nights drunk, dizzy and sleepy for two days.

I was wrong. I will never drink too much spicy food again.

I'll just drink a little.

twenty

I feel sorry for those who have my qq WeChat chat at the same time. I was wrong. I was wrong.

In fact, everyone I talk to basically has my WeChat qq.

twenty-one

She gave him a cold war. The third day, she couldn't help it. She picked up the phone and wanted to send it: Let's stop quarreling, I miss you. But I thought it was too weak, so I sent it directly: In? He was very excited when he received the text message. He wants to send: I was wrong, I missed you. But seeing that her tone was too hard, she only said: hmm.

Twenty Two

Imagination is beautiful, but it can never be done in reality. Is that what we are now? I feel tired. You start to blush at me slowly, and I can only comfort my emotions silently. The best result should be that I am wrong. Everything is so beautiful, I'm learning to look down on everything, and then

twenty-three

I finally went home and wasted my time with you.

This sentence blurted out.

Cann't take it away

I was wrong.

This dog is on you.

twenty-four

I admit that I have seen "Dallas Buyers Club", and what I just saw from the animal world was not a preview of the drug god. I think I can piece together the following story. Okay, I was wrong.

twenty-five

Sir, please buy tickets in advance next time! I don't know. Sir, please open your bag and check it! I was wrong, buy in advance next time! Yes, please pass. Mitochondrial membrane potential (short for mitochondrial membrane potential)

twenty-six

I should be wrong, impatient, afraid of trouble and nagging! Say the poison straight.

twenty-seven

If the burden of life overwhelms you, please stay strong. I was wrong. I dare to do it next time.

28

I was wrong. I feel very guilty about slandering my girlfriend. It's really stupid to deliberately change the background and send a signature saying that her classmates like me. I'm really sorry. I feel sorry for her. If I have such a problem again, I will give her1000000 compensation.

Twenty-nine

I was wrong. It turns out there is one in Hunan.