Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Talking about the days of eating instant noodles at the construction site in 2022 in the circle of friends

Talking about the days of eating instant noodles at the construction site in 2022 in the circle of friends

Talking about the days of eating instant noodles at the construction site in 2022 in the circle of friends (Part 1)

1. I had breakfast at ten o'clock yesterday and ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza, and then at three o'clock I ate instant noodles when I was hungry and cooked noodles at night.

2. As soon as I turned on the TV, I saw Wang Baoqiang, whose quality was so low that he "had to steal Xu Zheng ham to eat instant noodles."

3. There was a power outage last night and I had a dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

4. Don’t lose sight of the person who has eyes for you, the person who eats instant noodles and endures hardships with you.

5. Eating instant noodles without sausage and braised eggs is my biggest compromise in my weight loss career.

6. I can eat instant noodles with you, rent a house, and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just worthy of it!

7. Eating instant noodles at night actually made me feel happy.

8. When tying your hair, two circles are too loose and three circles are too tight. When bathing, you will freeze to death if you turn to the left, or burn to death if you turn to the right. When eating instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do with it?

9. The first time I got up to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night because I couldn't sleep and thought of some unhappy things. The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became and the more I couldn't sleep.

10. When taking a shower, turn the faucet to the right to freeze to death, turn to the left to burn to death, tie your hair twice, loosen three times tightly, and eat one bucket of instant noodles until you are full and you can’t finish two buckets.

11. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly felt hard to swallow. This is the first time that I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have to grow up. .

12. The late-night snack plot of eating instant noodles to relieve hatred seems childish, but I still sucked it up.

13. Is it because of the summer recently? I often have a bad stomach from eating. What should I do? I will eat instant noodles every day from now on.

15. I hope you live a good life, don’t stay up late, don’t have insomnia, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise well, study hard, and think of me occasionally

16. Instant noodles for five yuan! Five dollars! I'm too extravagant. I can't even afford four yuan. If I eat instant noodles at night, I'll gain ten pounds.

17. Some people only judge the quality of a star based on rumors on the Internet, but forget to think that these articles were written by some people while lying down and eating instant noodles.

18. I feel very painful when I think about not being able to go home this coming weekend and having to order takeout and eat instant noodles every day.

19. Xiao Chen finally lived the life he dreamed of as a child: eating instant noodles three meals a day.

20. The truth of life is that since you choose to eat instant noodles, don’t add less seasoning for fear of getting fat. It will make you fat and taste unpalatable. Talk about the days of eating instant noodles at the construction site in 2022 in the circle of friends (Part 2)

21. Aries people can keep up with the times because they are independent and confident. Although Sheep may look weak on the outside, Aries people have extremely strong hearts. With no one to accompany them for dinner, they can fill their stomachs with instant noodles, which is easy and fast. Even without love, they can still fill their lives with work.

22. The most popular Korean drama I watch is instant noodles. Every time I watch it, I want to eat it. However, every time I eat it, I feel like vomiting.

23. I am so hungry. I watch people on the high-speed train eating rice dumplings, steamed buns, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, and I just want to drink water.

24. The perfect match is dumplings and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies, popcorn instant noodles, and ham sausage. Let the handsome guy and the handsome guy be together forever

25 . Watching other people eating instant noodles, I was also greedy and made a bowl of instant noodles. After two bites, I didn’t want to think that it smelled good but didn’t taste good.

26. Movies and popcorn, kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and ham sausage, dumplings and vinegar, you and me. .

27. I have such a small appetite now that my old father, who doesn’t like me eating instant noodles, personally made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I would be hungry.

28. Even if you eat instant noodles alone at home, you should eat them with a sense of ritual and refinement.

29. There are still many people who like to eat instant noodles. In the past, they ate instant noodles because they were fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles is just a memory.

30. I’m so greedy. I’m afraid I’ll get fat if I eat instant noodles with chicken feet with pickled peppers at night.

31. Why does eating instant noodles late at night bring more satisfaction than barbecue hot pot?

32. Let’s eat instant noodles together, but if you have one bite from me, you will never miss one.

33. When I was poor, even if I ate instant noodles, I would eat eight kinds of flavors, and they would be different every day.

34. I was really crazy. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea late at night.

35. My roommate was eating instant noodles in a hurry and looking at his watch. I asked him why he was eating in such a hurry?

36. I felt tired for the first time after coming back from get off work. I didn't want to move, so I ate two bananas. I was full, and I didn't want to go down anymore, so I came up with the idea of ??eating instant noodles. It seems that I have been really tired recently!

37. After being single for a long time, eating instant noodles can cause hallucinations.

38. Now I really want to eat instant noodles, spicy hotpot, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail noodles, KFC, etc., and there are ten thousand ants crawling in my heart.

39. It’s another time when I need courage to get up. I don’t have time to eat in the morning, so I have to eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

40. I finally understand why Xiaoxia loves instant noodles so much. Even ten boxes of it at one time would not be enough. A complete collection of copywriting sentences for eating instant noodles and posting on WeChat Moments

Posting text on WeChat Moments about eating instant noodles (1)

1.? Get up in the middle of the night after the first time to eat Instant noodles, because I couldn't sleep and thought about some unhappy things. The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became and the more I couldn't sleep.

2. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat spicy beef instant noodles with two eggs.

3. Let’s eat instant noodles together, but if you have one bite from me, you will never miss one.

4. We agreed that we would go to the buffet as soon as we saved up the money. No more talking, we would continue to eat instant noodles and plain porridge tomorrow.

5. There was a power outage last night. I had a dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

6. People really change, just like I used to like instant noodles and braised noodles, but now I like hot and sour noodles.

7. When tying your hair, two turns are too loose and three turns are too tight. If you take a shower, you'll freeze to death if you go to the left, or you'll be scalded to death if you go to the right. When it comes to instant noodles, one bucket is too little and two buckets is too much.

8. You can’t eat takeout. It’s unsafe. You don’t want to eat it in the canteen. It’s unhygienic. At this stage, it’s safest to eat instant noodles. This is the second time I’ve eaten instant noodles this semester. From Boss Zhou Snatched there.

9. You should have a luxurious lunch box once or twice a month. It’s really sad to eat instant noodles every day without adding mustard.

10. I can eat instant noodles with you, rent a house, and wear cheap clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not that I am only worthy of these.

11. The highest state of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

12. When I was a kid, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

13. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add an appropriate amount of cold water to the instant noodles bucket and heat it in the microwave. It’s also edible.

14. I like to eat instant noodles so much in the middle of the night. It’s so delicious. In my last life, I just drank instant noodles.

15. When you are very hungry and the people next to you are eating instant noodles, you are really desperate

16. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips and instant noodles. Why do I lose weight when I eat biscuits instead of eating a normal diet? I'd better gain weight, so that I can feel at ease.

17. There are still many people who like to eat instant noodles. In the past, they ate instant noodles because they were fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles is just a memory.

18. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain with you. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you. But if you don’t hesitate to get it, you don’t deserve to have love anymore.

19. Every time I watch a Korean drama, the most popular thing is to eat instant noodles. Every time I watch it, I want to eat it. However, every time I eat it, I feel like vomiting.

20. I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles~ Eating instant noodles and posting on WeChat Moments (2)

1. I felt so guilty. I worked hard and tried hard, but in the end my child was reduced to eating instant noodles.

2. I finally understand why Xiaoxiao loves instant noodles so much. Even ten boxes of it at one time would not be enough.

3. I was just hungry. As a result, my legs were burned by the freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understood what heartbreaking pain is.

4. Suddenly I want to eat instant noodles with eggs and a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I am hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I am afraid that I will be thirsty while eating instant noodles...

5. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles, and biscuits. Why? On the contrary, I am a little thinner than the normal diet? I should gain weight again, so that I can feel at ease.

6. Will eating instant noodles really make me bigger?

7. I must eat instant noodles tomorrow, the tomato kind. I want to buy three bags. Tomatoes are really good at relieving tiredness. I am so hungry.

8. You must sleep well tonight, don’t eat instant noodles, and don’t play with your mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

9. I was confused about whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home, but then I thought about how happy it would be to eat barbecue and boiled noodles on the roadside at this time, so the water was already boiled. .

10. When I eat mushroom instant noodles, I always add some isatis root to clear away heat and detoxify.

11. Why do Koreans like to eat instant noodles so much? They must eat it in every episode. Watching a TV series makes me so hungry.

12. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I rarely eat them, so I think they are too delicious, so I take every bite carefully.

13. At this point, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether I should eat instant noodles? After hesitating for a long time, another voice sounded in my mind: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

14. I have such a small appetite now that my old father, who doesn’t like me eating instant noodles, personally made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I would be hungry.

15. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add appropriate amount of cold water to the instant noodles bucket and heat it in the microwave. It’s also edible.

16. It’s another time when I need courage to get up. I don’t have time to eat in the morning, so I have to eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

17. I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was going to eat instant noodles, but the soup spilled all over the bed. Not only did I have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but I also had to blow-dry the mattress.

18. This is where I live now. I was eating instant noodles here this afternoon, and suddenly I felt hard to swallow. This was the first time that I felt that instant noodles were not delicious. I might be growing. Big.

19. The result of eating instant noodles and hot pot is the same. After eating, you will feel the same smell all over your body...

20. Wait until two o'clock to transfer to Lianjiang. Eating instant noodles in McDonald's at the railway station, it felt like the waiter wanted to kill us. Hahaha. The customers next to us saw our instant noodles and were eager to buy them. Eating instant noodles and posting on Moments (3)

1. The late-night snack plot of eating instant noodles to relieve hatred seems childish, but I still sucked it up.

2. When tying your hair, two circles are too loose and three circles are too tight. When you take a shower, you will freeze to death if you turn to the left, or burn to death if you turn to the right. When eating instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, ugh. ! Why is it so difficult to make do with it?

3. Why does eating instant noodles late at night bring more satisfaction than barbecue hot pot?

4. When meeting old classmates, everyone put on a false smile and said polite words. They would never stay up late in the dormitory reading and eating instant noodles like before.

5. I was scolded all the time at work, the canteen was unpalatable, and I was forced to eat instant noodles every day. Sorry, my negative energy is here again.

6. Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. It's hard not to study late at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

7. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Soak the noodles 2. Open the lid of the bowl after three minutes 3. Pick up the cat that comes over and wants to eat!

8. Why should I eat instant noodles at night? Now that I have finished eating the instant noodles, I am swallowing saliva smelling the smell of the leftover instant noodles in bed.

9. Happiness is the realization of every small life wish. For example, when you eat instant noodles, your favorite person is with you.

10. After get off work, I forced Wenbao to work for more than three hours. After get off work, I asked her to accompany me to a convenience store to eat instant noodles. The two of us took the car in the opposite direction of home to eat instant noodles. It’s also very confusing.

11. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to dissipate the smell. It tastes really bad, but Akuan is really delicious. This time I ate bed noodles.

12. The world is big, big enough to hold ten thousand kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you.

13. I don’t understand the purpose of putting wolfberry in some instant noodles. Since I have decided to eat instant noodles, do I still care about whether it is healthy or not?

14. My roommate was eating instant noodles in a hurry while looking at his watch. I asked him why he was eating in such a hurry. He said: TMD, it almost expired.

15. The truth of life is that since you choose to eat instant noodles, don’t be afraid of getting fat and put less seasoning. It will make you fat and taste unpalatable.

16. I suddenly had the urge to eat instant noodles with tea eggs and pickled mustard.

17. I am a white-collar worker: I received my salary today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched my pockets, and sighed, this month’s salary is white-collar again.

18. At noon, my mother said, "Eating instant noodles is not nutritious, and ordering takeout is not nutritious. It is better to eat instant noodles and save money." Just now my mother said, "I am doing you a disservice by not cooking." The greatest help."

19. When taking a shower, turn the faucet to the right to freeze to death, turn to the left to burn to death, tie your hair twice, loosen three times tightly, and eat one bucket of instant noodles until you are full and you can’t finish two buckets.

20. Are you eating instant noodles downstairs? It smells so good~ I want to eat instant noodles, I want to eat instant noodles, I want to eat instant noodles. Sure enough, instant noodles smell the best when others are eating them. Comments on friends who work overtime and eat instant noodles (collection of 40 sentences)

Comments on friends who work overtime and eat instant noodles (Part 1)

1. Eating this taste makes me miss living in a dormitory It’s time, the era of instant noodles. When you are hungry at night, you can enjoy the delicious instant noodles.

2. I originally liked instant noodles, but I have eaten too much recently and my mouth has bubbles. It’s really enough.

3. After tinkering all day today, I couldn’t make anything edible. I was hungry late at night and ate instant noodles.

4. Someone once said provocatively, what should I do when I have to work overtime on a business trip? I want to say that I am almost without exception. I also encountered this point to eat instant noodles today ~

5. I can finally eat instant noodles and still cry with the smell of pickled cabbage in Laotan.

6. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend my spare money on a romantic cruise

7. I hate eating instant noodles~

8. We agreed that we would go to the buffet after saving up the money. No more talking, we will continue to eat instant noodles and plain porridge tomorrow.

9. When I returned to the dormitory every day, I was so hungry that I struggled for a while and couldn’t bear the hunger, so I started eating instant noodles. Today it was tomato noodles, which was enough. After I finished eating, my mother couldn’t bear it.

10. I hope I won’t be fat when I wake up tomorrow after eating instant noodles late at night.

11. The perfect match is dumplings and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies, popcorn instant noodles and ham sausage, and the handsome guy and the handsome guy will always be together like this

12 .Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Soak the noodles 2. Open the lid of the bowl after three minutes 3. Pick up the cat that comes over and wants to eat!

13. After brushing my teeth, I lay in bed and scrolled through my phone. The more I brushed, the hungrier I got, so I got up and ate instant noodles. Can't eat anymore.

14. I thought I had everything sorted out, but suddenly I remembered that I should buy a few packs of instant noodles and pickled mustard. As I was typing, I wanted to eat instant noodles.

15. I am very grateful to the little girl in the yellow hat who gave me her seat on the train so that I could sit down and eat instant noodles. There were too few people like her on the whole train.

16. I finally understand why Xiaoxia loves instant noodles so much. Even ten boxes of it at one time would not be enough.

17. On my days off, I tidy up things at home and do hygiene until around 2 p.m., and I can only make noodles to satisfy my hunger for lunch. I feel more tired during my rest days than at work.

18. I am confused today, why is it more delicious to eat instant noodles on the train than elsewhere?

19. Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too sinful.

20. Now I really want to eat instant noodles, spicy hotpot, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail noodles, KFC, etc., and there are ten thousand ants crawling in my heart. Talk about friends who eat instant noodles after working overtime (Part 2)

21. I don’t know if it’s because I ate instant noodles last night, or because I didn’t sleep well because of the messy dreams I had at night, and I felt dizzy when I woke up in the morning. I almost collapsed, and now I feel dizzy all the time.

22. When you are very hungry and the person next to you is eating instant noodles, you are really desperate

23. My dad even told me when he ate instant noodles at night, Okay, now I've soaked it and eaten it.

24. If you eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream and they are spicy, will it cause diarrhea? I have to wait online in a hurry because the instant noodles are going to be cold.

25. I can eat instant noodles with you, walk in the rain with you, even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you don’t hesitate to get it, you don’t deserve to have love anymore.

26. I was eating instant noodles in class today and suddenly heard: "It's so fragrant, I can't think..."

27. I'm really crazy too Yes, I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the middle of the night.

28. May the people around you who eat candlelight dinner with you also be willing to eat instant noodles with you.

29. When I ate instant noodles at night, I made myself two eggs, two slices of cheese, and a piece of ham. What a sin.

30. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really make you twice as happy! My favorite thing is to eat instant noodles at night!

31. I was eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it was a bit funny to think of the time when only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles.

32. Why should I order this to eat instant noodles! My stomach was churning and I felt extremely uncomfortable.

33. You can’t eat takeout. It’s not safe. You don’t want to eat it in the canteen. It’s unhygienic. At this stage, eating instant noodles is the safest. It’s the second time I’ve eaten instant noodles this semester. I got it from Boss Zhou. Robbed.

34. Why do Koreans like to eat instant noodles so much? They must eat it in every episode. Watching a TV series makes me so hungry.

35. Happiness is the fulfillment of every small life wish. For example, when you eat instant noodles, your favorite person is with you.

36. Suddenly smelled the smell of instant noodles. My roommate ate instant noodles and drank Coke in the middle of the night. Why didn’t he gain weight?

37. The first time I got up to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night because I couldn't sleep and thought of some unhappy things. The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became and the more I couldn't sleep.

38. I eat buckets of instant noodles when I’m hungry at night. I want to boost my performance at the end of the year, but I can’t wake up during the day and have a headache.

39. You should have a luxurious lunch box once or twice a month. It would be really sad to eat instant noodles every day without adding mustard.

40. Movies and popcorn, skewers and cold beer, instant noodles and ham sausage, dumplings and vinegar, you and me. . A person who is too poor to eat instant noodles posts humorous pictures and sentences on WeChat Moments

A person who is so poor and eats instant noodles posts pictures and sentences on WeChat Moments with humorous sentences Part 1

1. It turns out that in this world, lack of money and lack of money Love is the hardest thing to do...

2. Dogs eat pig shit just because they are hungry.

3. When you pass by the lawn, please be careful not to dirty the soil I want to eat.

4. For the unborn four-legged gold-eating beast, I may have voluntarily eaten dirt.

5. A humorous story about being so poor that you eat dirt

6. When a beggar shakes his bowl at me, I feel like he is showing off his wealth!

7. Use two words to describe my Double 11 night, go to bed early.

8. Everyone is the same age. If you don’t have money, can I have it?

9. The poor do not weave, but the rich weave.

10. One load breaks the waist, and there is no firewood at home.

11. Whoever dares to insert the most beautiful dream into the frozen soil will get the fragrance of the garden.

12. When I was a child, my family had no money, so I would always fly a kite with a plastic bag tied behind a rope. Blue Sky

13. I can’t solve anything that can be solved with money.

14. I don’t have money or material to love you, but I will use my life to love you.

15. I just coughed up a mouthful of phlegm and was about to spit it out, but I was very hungry and swallowed it again.

16. Labor and capital are not short of money or love. What I am short of is myself.

17. Looking at the angry attitude when you tear apart the express package with your hands, you don’t look at all like a weak woman who can’t even unscrew the cap of a mineral water bottle.

18. Funny words about poor people who are about to eat dirt

19. I can’t solve any problem that requires money.

20. If Jiaqi says oh buy it, I owe Ma Yun 18,000. Part 2 of humorous pictures and sentences posted by people who are so poor that they eat instant noodles

21. Those who make mats sleep on the floor, and those who burn kilns eat from broken bowls.

22. I haven’t washed my hair in ten years, just for a meal

23. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they are rich, and people without money are afraid that others will know that they are rich. No money.

24. There are 5 people in our family, and we sleep with a Band-Aid on them.

25. Autumn is here and I finally don’t have to climb trees to pull leaves to eat.

26. I am so poor that even the mice in my house cried and moved.

27. I’m so hungry, I want to eat octopus balls, spicy hot pot barbecue, Zhou black duck, roasted wings, fries, hot and sour noodles, and snail noodles.

28. Is money paper? I always use coins!

29. Heaven and God are ineffective, and people’s words are ineffective.

30. If it weren’t for free air, I wouldn’t be alive now.

31. Slap the wallet hard twice, just to make it swell.

32. From today on, don’t call me except for activities that cost more than 5 yuan for meals. If you don’t have money, you will have to eat rubbish!

33. Can you let me win the lottery? I really don’t have much money left after paying off my flowers. I am too poor to afford food.

34. Stockings allow women’s legs to breathe freely and prevent men’s lungs from breathing.

35. I only dare to poop half of the poop, but I dare not finish pooping! Afraid of being hungry.

36. All the shapeshifters came to the village to look for me.

37. If you don’t have any money, all you have left is your pants.

38. What kind of cigarette I smoke depends on what kind of cigarette butts others throw.

39. It’s cold in the wind, and the poor are poor in their rent.

40. They say: Just be content with the situation, fine. If you don’t have money, will you be content? That's hard to move even an inch! Part 3 of the humorous pictures and sentences posted by a poor person who eats instant noodles in the circle of friends

41. I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday, and I was so angry that I haven’t eaten today.

42. The carpenter’s house has no stool to sit on, and the oil seller combs her hair with water.

43. What I smoke depends on what other people throw cigarette butts.

44. Finally found a leaf that can be used as pants.

45. The happiest thing is: when you are doing laundry, you find money in your pocket. When you look up at your watch during class, you still have one minute to finish school. When you wake up from bed, you look at your watch and find that you still have an hour before the alarm goes off. will ring.

46. The sickle hit the wall and there was no food in the house.

47. Now I hear an echo even when I talk to my wallet!

48. The current situation is: not having fun. Not eating well, not sleeping well, wasting youth, being absent-minded. Not getting up in the morning, dreaming at night, blurring the present, fearing the future, and serious lack of money. . .

49. In order to prevent me from shopping randomly during Double 11, I have spent all the money in advance.

50. When I eat meat, I usually hide it between my teeth so as not to dig it out when I want to eat it.

51. I also want to get rich. So I don’t have to worry about money. I also have free time to do what I want to do.

52. Things other than money can never be repaid.

53. I am poor and undressed, but I am worried that the weather will be cold.

54. All failures are insignificant compared with the failure of losing yourself.

55. The price of impulse. There are nearly 10 prepaid packages on Double Eleven, and I will soon be spoiled for choice.

56. How to transfer the money in your mind to your bank card and wait online is quite urgent.

57. Just kidding, how could I let you go? It’s too late for me to kill you.

58. On a rainy day, grab a piece of warm food and eat it one bite at a time.

59. Only when you grow up do you understand that there is not only a one-word difference between having money and having no money, but also the treatment you receive is very different.

60. Some people are silent on the surface, but in fact they are crying over the balance. Part 4 of humorous pictures and sentences posted on Moments by people who are too poor to eat instant noodles

61. Who said you can’t have your cake and eat it too? Like me...I am poor and single!

62. Don’t say I’m arrogant, it’s just that I refuse to deal with animals!

63. I dare not include symbols when typing for fear of wasting traffic.

64. Wine is empty, sex is empty, wife leaves with someone else, wealth is empty, air is empty, and mobile phone has no money to recharge.

65. We agreed to grow old together, so let’s dye ourselves gray!

66. The mineral water across the road is my distant dream.

67. When can it rain? I need to wash my hair properly.

68. It’s so sad. People like me, who have no money and no status, are always looked down upon by others. I feel sorry for myself.

69. There is no lamp in the house to watch the moonrise, and no clothes on the body to watch the hot sky.

70. I picked up a rose, thinking that I would have true love, but I didn’t expect that I would pay it back every day.

71. These days, Apple phones are nothing, brand-name clothes are nothing, luxury cars and mansions are all gone. What’s the coolest way to show off your wealth right now? Just standing together with peers, you are like a little fresh meat, and she is like an old potato.

72. It’s Chinese New Year, let’s blow it up like a cannon

73. I have the final say on my youth, but my money is not reliable.

74. Even if you are poor enough to eat soil, you should still eat nutritious soil. This is my last bit of stubbornness.

75. Some people have nothing to do with me even if they die; some people, even if they kill me, I can’t let go of them.

76. Only young people still cry for love, and we adults only cry for poverty.

77. If the weather forecast says it is going to rain, hurry up and touch your face and body Good washing powder is waiting outside.

78. I still haven’t gotten up or eaten at this time. I’m really tough, but I’m actually very hungry.

79. If a man has no money or a woman, even the dog on the roadside will not look at you seriously.

80. The abacus rings and the tears flow. Being cold is afraid of the wind, being poor is afraid of being in debt.