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I want to talk humorously about the copy I sent when I wanted to fall in love (37 sentences)

1, fuck love, I just want to make money.

2. You bring infinite power to my heart.

3, bear with it, this life will soon pass.

4, the motherland has not yet been unified, how can we be affectionate.

5. Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

6. Pleasing others is far worse than being happy with yourself. Would rather be alone.

7. The seeds of happiness will never bear the fruits of happiness.

8. As long as you are happy, I am just a supporting role in your life!

9. I can live many kinds of lives, including life without you.

10, sometimes you are not so important, maybe you can live better if you are lighter.

1 1, a little fairy in MengMeng, single to be teased, likes to take away.

12, a good man is a woman who sleeps repeatedly for a lifetime! !

13, I suddenly want to forget you, as if I have never met you.

14, on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, my dog is going out on a date. I am responsible for guarding the door and waiting for the dog to come home.

15, I've been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I found the sow very nice recently.

16, I won't like anyone, especially you, until I become good enough.

17, if * * * comes to scold you, then you must have done something right.

18, I forgot how beautiful I used to be. At that time, I wouldn't swear or hide a knife in my smile.

19, if you are embarrassed to express your love on Valentine's Day, it doesn't matter, you can send me a red envelope.

20. We met after such a detour. I know your importance better than anyone.

2 1, don't ask me why I am single, because heaven stipulates that immortals can't have love with mortals.

22. The most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still stick to you.

23. Reconciliation is easy, but it is too difficult at first. You are a thorn in my throat. If you pull it out, it hurts, and if you swallow it, you will die.

24. Chinese Valentine's Day, I hope to see my name in your signature or speech, ok?

25. Without the courage to break through the ground and fight against snow, the future of seeds is not much better than that of fallen leaves.

26, probably everyone will meet someone who can't be together, let go, reluctant to insist, tired to love, the most painful.

27. It turns out that breaking up means that this person has nothing to do with you. For generations, it's just you and me, not us.

I can admit that I really miss the way I used to be, but at the same time I have accepted the fact that everything has changed.

29. I will spend my birthday alone, Valentine's Day alone, Tanabata alone, Christmas alone, and let me pass the exam alone!

30. I have been thinking that as long as you come to me, you say you miss me and let me go with you, I will definitely leave everything behind and go with you. But if you don't come, I can't wait for you.

3 1, there are some things that I don't want to happen, but I have to accept; There are some things I don't want to know, but I must learn; Some people can't lose, but let go.

32. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? Sitting and eating without talking is super cute. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can take your picture. The point is that I can also retouch the picture.

33, love is debauchery, a day of greed, and love is in Qian Fan, warm wine brew tea cups and cups, can be brocade, can be plain tea, you can taste all over the world, you can return to the old mountains and rivers.

34. Love is a habit. You are used to having him in your life, and he is used to having you in his life. When he has it, he has no feelings. Once he lost it, he seemed to lose everything.

35. At this moment, make a vow to love you forever; Say love is the same as thinking of you; Sing your feelings and miss you every day; Write down a promise and fall in love with each other. I just want to say to you: our love is destined to last forever!

36. I once naively thought that if I treated anyone sincerely, I would get true friendship and true love. Later, I met some people and experienced some things before I realized that everything was just what I thought.

37. People who show their love have changed from batch to batch, and only I am single. The following is the copy I sent to you when I wanted to fall in love. I want to say it humorously and give it to you. I like collecting it.