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Sichuan jingles heard in those years

(a) to send my sister, my sister wants me to rest, I don't rest, I want to go back to iron, iron two and a half jins, burn a scar doll is not good-looking.

(2) Report to the commander that Maud wears trousers and one wears half.

The baby is a small melon. She swept the dam in the middle of the night, picked up twenty cents and got on a boat.

The ship didn't turn until Yong 'an.

(4) The chubby baby went to Chengdu by bike.

(5) If you don't get up at dawn, you will be sleepy. Ink is ink, just don't get up.

(6) Erwa Erwa does not eat soil buds, bean sprouts do not take root, and Erwa is very important.

(7) Wang Kuai makes tea, and Sanguanyin drinks tea. ...

(8) Swallow flies, plum chases, Er Kang likes Xia Ziwei, Sister Rong is an old turtle, the queen is a garbage dump, Liu Qing Liu Hong is a brother and sister, and Xiao Jian Sunny is a couple!

(9) Swallows fly to May to chase Erkang and fall in love with Xia Ziwei Liu Qing Liu Hong, a brother and sister, and a tortoise, a tortoise, a tortoise who loses is a tortoise.

(ten) report to the commander, cigarette butt smoking.

(eleven)? Pants? Radish, old dog, mulberry, mulberry, thatch, thatch, stew pot, rotten pot, porridge, porridge, wife crying, into the kitchen, wife laughing, want to pee.

(12) lard stir-fry, stir-fry the goblin first, then stir-fry the monster.

(13) Before the day is over, cats specialize in cooking.

(14) Say you are a melon, you are a melon, get up in the middle of the night and sweep the dam.

(15) Cyclobalanopsis glauca, Hong, took up his schoolbag and went to school. His schoolbag hung on the desk until the teacher cried. The teacher asked me why I was crying. I don't have many wives to wash clothes.

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