Funny conversation fragment

Don't always tell me the story of 2B society as an ordinary person! Why can't Baidu search you again? No matter how tough you are, you can't hold your urine, can you? The following is a funny dialogue segment that I carefully recommend for everyone. I hope you will like it!

Funny dialogue fragment 1 1, I really want to have a quiet and serious secret love like Don Quixote.

The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?

3, loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

4, exercise muscles to prevent being beaten!

As long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as the class arrives before class.

How nice it would be for your parents to spend that 10 minute for a walk!

7. You have to understand the script of your life-it is not a sequel to your parents, a prequel to your children, or a foreign story of your friends.

8, the boy is poor, otherwise he doesn't know how to struggle; The girl is full, or some flowers will be abducted.

9. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to enter or leave my world.

10, family Shunzhi, life Kangxi, personality Yongzheng, prosperous career, everything celebrated, future Daoguang, wealth Xianfeng, internal and external governance, Qian Qiu Guangxu, celebrate with the whole world!

1 1, I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!

12, anyone can be vicious, as long as you have tried jealousy.

13, and the head with shell has a thunderbolt hairstyle.

14, the only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear inside!

15, although you are a tooth! Don't feel sorry for yourself, just have teeth! You can dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, separate the tea residue when you drink tea, and use it as a knife and fork when you have a picnic. Do you think you are the best?

16, God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it leaves room for you to choose your friends.

17, shouting loudly: My illness is finally saved!

18, people without medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark. ...

19, when the pain comes, don't always ask, "Why me?" Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.

20. Huns are down and out in rivers and lakes, and they can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south. Hit the corner and count the stars on the ground!

2 1, if the heart has no home, it wanders around.

22. If handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can feed 654.38+03 billion people.

23. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone!

24. The biggest sorrow in life is not that you can't get anything, nor lose anything, but that you don't know what you want at all.

25. I happened to meet the couple next door when I went out today and had the cheek to rub them into the car. After driving for a while, I suddenly heard the co-pilot's wife say, "Shake it up." Then I was horrified to see my husband shaking his head while driving. His wife patted him on the head angrily. "I told you to roll up the window. It's too windy."

26. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

27. Don't always tell me the story of 2B society as an ordinary person! Why can't Baidu search you again? No matter how tough you are, you can't hold your urine, can you?

28. Love is like the sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.

29. In the middle of the night, the husband suddenly hugged his wife. The sleeping wife was awakened by this move. She was just about to scold him for being crazy in the middle of the night when she heard her husband stay in tears: "This life is too short." The wife was not angry, but said emotionally, "Fool, I will always accompany you." The husband wondered, "I mean, this quilt is too short to cover the bottom." The cold is mine. " That night, the husband was punished for lying on the sofa in his pajamas.

30. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that a dead mouse can't touch the cold!

3 1, the brothers in the dormitory decided to punish their roommates as follows: let them hold the telephone poles covered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine, with tears in their eyes and affection.

32. When I think about problems, my left brain is flour and my right brain is water.

Seeing my friend sitting there in a daze with a depressed face, I went up to comfort him: "Are you unhappy because of emotional things?" "My friend nodded." Yes, "I continued," Is it because the road to love is not smooth? "My friend suddenly jumped up:" Shun, why didn't it go well? I didn't even see anyone along the way. "

34, like a person, very happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.

35. The teacher said to build a parent group and let the children go back and tell their parents. When the son came home, he asked his father, "Dad, the teacher asked me to ask if you have WeChat." Dad was angry: "No, no, I have no authority in this family."

36. At noon today, I lined up to cook in the canteen. The classmates in front have left, so I can only eat the set meal. This is a tragedy. I lost it when I arrived. I'm not the man in front of you. After a while, I went to eat and found that the food of the classmate who made the overseas set meal directly was much better. Then I added: Sadly, when I was eating, I found that other people's food was more delicious than my own.

37. It's better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!

38. Life is like a cup of tea. It won't be a lifetime, but it will always be a while.

39. A rural buddy went to the city, didn't know where to buy cigarettes, and asked a friend. This friend said that cigarettes are usually sold in places where wine is sold. This guy came to a hotel not long after he left. Excuse me, is there greater China? No, is there a double happiness? No, Yellow Crane Tower? No, man, I'm depressed. I have no cigarettes. What hotel should I open?

40. You'd better not miss two things in life: the last bus home and the person who loves you deeply.

4 1, looking at beautiful women in the street, looking up is appreciation, looking down is hooliganism.

42. For the same bottle of drinks, convenience stores sell 3 yuan and five-star hotels sell 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

43. I went to the station to see my classmates off. After I left, I called and asked, Did you get on the bus? I replied: immediately, after a while, my classmates got on the bus and called and asked: Did you get on the bus? I replied, yes. Q: Do you have all your luggage? Answer: Gee, you made me forget what I brought.

44. When a passenger arrives at a place for the first time, he takes a bus to a strange place, stands next to the driver and asks, Is this the station? A: No, ten minutes later, I asked, Are you there? Answer: No, the passenger asked all the way, but the driver kept answering no. Finally, I arrived at the terminal and asked: How did you stop? A: We arrived at the station. Q: I said so-and-so station A: I didn't hear you clearly. I heard you've been asking about the TV station.

45. Go through the ladies' room three times and don't go in!

46, a buddy QQ chat, saw a classmate realistically ask me, ask: chat? Answer: if you don't talk, your classmates are depressed: Isn't it the real Q me? Answer: Yes, Q: Then why not chat? Answer: I am too busy to change.

47. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

1, one morning, A got up and couldn't find his socks. He said to B: You help me with those socks! Hey, why are there three socks? Think about it. A: Not easy. Two main players and one substitute!

I heard that you have been abroad for more than half a year. Are you impressed? " "Yes, I am deeply touched ... people have a high level of education." "What do you think?" "Adults and children speak foreign languages."

3, stuttering "Please ... please ... ask ... how to get to the station ... how to get there" asked several times, but passers-by did not answer. "You ... how did you ... ignore me?" "I ... I ... I'm afraid ... you ... say ... I'm ... learning from you ... you talk."

Two policemen found three mines in the street. The young policeman was a little scared: "What if there is a mine explosion on the road?" Old policeman: "Let's say we found two."

5. Father and son watch TV together. Father said: those African refugees can't eat, so thin and pitiful! Son disagrees: liar! How can they afford a perm when they have no food to eat?

6. There is an honest person who can't lie. He went to ask a liar, and the man said, OK! So I taught him the common sense of lying. After that, he let an honest man tell a lie. The honest man thought for a long time: to tell the truth, I am dumb.

7. Passers-by said to the beggar, "You are strong and have no disability. Why should I give you money? " The beggar was furious and said, "Do I have to cripple myself before I can ask you for some stinking money?"

8. When BMW met Mercedes-Benz, the driver of Mercedes-Benz angrily pointed to the license plate and asked the BMW driver, "Didn't you see 00544?" The BMW driver also pointed to his license plate "44944" without hesitation.

9. There was a traffic accident, many people were watching, and no reporter could squeeze in. I had a brainwave: I am the son of the injured, please get out of the way! As expected, the onlookers got out of the way. The reporter looked over and saw that it was a dog that was crushed to death.

10, Jack in love said to his lover's little brother: Give you five dollars as a short piece of your sister's hair. The younger brother replied, if you give me fifty dollars, I can help you get her wig!

1 1. Two gangsters were lying in wait, trying to plot against someone, but they never saw him. One of them said anxiously, "What's the matter? He hasn't come yet, I hope nothing will happen to him! "

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