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Tell me if you can't steal it.

1. Busy people are busy with everything except life.

When you dislike other people's figure, please see if your length, width and height meet international standards.

Life is something you don't plan. -the road that few people take.

You love me, just saying it.

5. Would you like to be the lover I can't steal?

6. Misfortune comes from the mouth, and happiness comes from the mouth.

7. Soft-hearted people are not easy to be happy. If someone hurts her, or she hurts others, she is sick in her heart.

8. I can recognize you at a glance. I don't need a whole back or a half face. I just showed the outline of a small shoulder. I know it's you

9. In fact, I envy those who make a talk and have many comments.

10, gossip comes from all directions. Are you turning away or holding my hand?

1 1. Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you know whether it has changed or not.

12, promises are often remembered only by those who listen.

13, I have always believed that a man who hits a woman is the most incompetent person in the world.

14, when you are broke, I am your last piece of luggage.

15. Look at the pain with a microscope and the happiness with a magnifying glass.

16. Be yourself when you break up. A person's world also has ups and downs and beautiful moments, so he is classified as a memory.

17, are you still dreaming? Do you remember so much? How can you move your back?

18, sometimes I really want to slap myself.

19, I will wait until you like me again.

20. Time began to encourage and persuade loved ones to let go.

2 1, true love is like a UFO, only heard of it, no one has really seen it.

22. Thank God for making me lonely and enduring the hardships of my soul.

23, as beautiful as flowers and jade, after all, there is no enemy like water.

24. People don't waste time, but time will waste people.

Thought-provoking sadness: optimistic people demand more happiness; Pessimists demand less trouble.

1, not letting others see you is more important than losing weight.

Sometimes, I love money because it is not enough, so I love power because it is too little, so I am scolded because I am not big enough.

3. Don't love so much, just a little. I only glanced at you when people gave you the glad eye.

4, the heart brings pain, and the penis brings happiness. The priest's mistake is that his heart is high and his penis is miserable, so only the monk sympathizes with him.

I don't want to repeat many experiences in my life. But if I go back in time and go back to my youth, I can dream of my soul, but I want nothing more.

6, not homesickness, no homesickness; Not close to home, fearless; Do not return home, no clothes to wear; Not Lin Daiyu, no tears.

Franklin made a very touching remark. He said, "Where there is freedom, there is my motherland". This sentence was rewritten by Li Ao as "This is my country, and I want to set it free".

8. There is only one reason to move forward and one hundred reasons to retreat. Everyone will use a hundred reasons to prove that he is not a coward, but he doesn't need a reason to prove that he is a warrior.

9. Optimists demand more happiness; Pessimists demand less trouble.

10, women have only one view of marriage; Men have 1,001 views on marriage.

1 1, she doesn't need to have sex, but she can; He needs sex, but he doesn't.

Sad talk: I don't know what I'm feeling, but I'm getting deeper.

First, what people fear most is not death, but the unknown.

Second, the most charming eyes always have the most tears, and the kindest heart always bears the most painful pain.

Third, throw your self-esteem into the corner and take out all the good things. You are still silent.

Fourth, it is said that Tianya is a stranger-what is Tianya? Turn your back on you. It's the end of the world now.

You have changed, so have I. Gentle can't go back, tears gush, and the most familiar has become the most heartbreaking.

6. Every poem that misses you is written in front of the glass window after the rain, and every sentimental song sings an unintentional promise for you. -"Ideal City"

Seven, we are far apart. As an ordinary little star, no matter how hard I try, no matter how hard I reach forward, I can't reach you!

Eight, the best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an irrelevant person? -The first half of my life

Nine, you are my unfinished song in this life, with no ending and hard to give up.

On the way home, the street lamp broke down several times. Without a lamp, I can't see the road clearly, but I see the lonely shadow without the right to speak.

Eleven, complaining can only prove your incompetence; Don't be promiscuous, it is enough to have three confidants, and don't dream of being friends with anyone; Don't be impetuous, travel and study when you have time, cultivate your body and mind with the environment, and enrich your mind with knowledge; Don't regret it, as long as it is your choice, even if it is difficult and helpless, you must grit your teeth and go on.

Twelve, the heart is simple, the world is simple, and happiness will grow; If you have a free heart, you will live freely and be happy everywhere.

Thirteen, look at the flowers in front of the court, don't be surprised by honor or disgrace, look up at the sky and have no intention of staying.

Fourteen, a tragedy has just been staged on the other side of perfection. All the blood and tears gave birth to a bud in the withered thorns, which will experience seven thunderstorms and then bloom in the humid air.

15. I want to write down your description of how much I love you. Please don't be heartless. Finally smiled and left me with some feelings that should be considerate. But my humble compromise is that I ignore you and no one is with me. I finally understand that my heart is broken and you are suffering. Maybe I don't deserve it.

Sixteen, who walked through who's youth and left a smile; Who stays in whose flower season, warms the thoughts; Who disappeared from whose rainy season, tears streaming down her face. The loneliness of youth is the ornament of life; Youth without loneliness is sad; However, lonely youth is not without happiness, but we don't know happiness.

17. The process of growing up is like opening the door with a bunch of keys in your hand. Some people opened it at once, and some people couldn't even try a few keys. Sadly, some people still lock the door after trying all the keys because they took the wrong key. Growth is urgent, you should believe that everything is the best arrangement now, and what you are experiencing may be what others expect. -"Young tears, don't rush to vicissitudes"

18. Everyone sometimes feels inferior and depends on others. Don't feel ashamed, and don't feel inferior. We are all human beings, mixed in the stream of people and living an ordinary life. When others ignore you, laugh at you, criticize you and frame you, you should learn to master your own rhythm. As long as your mind is not chaotic, it is difficult for the outside world to change anything about you. Don't envy others, everyone has pain; Don't lose yourself, cheer up is better than anything.

Nineteen, who gave me a compass and told me to quit day and night; Who will give me a lonely grave and let me live in peace?

20. What God didn't give me, no matter how tight my fingers are tied, they will still leak; For me, no matter how much I miss the past, I will have it. -San Mao

Twenty-one, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going deeper.

Space sadness: as time passes, it grows stronger with age.

1, summer has the side effect of making people selfish, rude and unreasonable. Every day, they have an endless temper.

2, over time, old and old. Let time and the world wash away memories.

Tell me if you want to smoke in the future, and I will kiss you.

4, the more beautiful things hurt people, just like the most charming phototherapy and the most intoxicating love.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, I am online, and you are invisible.

6. The furthest distance in the world is the track of my tears falling after you turn around.

7. One day I finally stopped being lukewarm to you. One day I finally gave up on you. One day I walked with someone else. One day you and I became complete strangers. Will you regret not cherishing it?

8. It's a pity that you accompanied me to the end. Thank you for thanking me.

9. Cut idle clouds, flow the bright moon, and spend a year on mountains and rivers. There is a moment in life, a bodhi tree and a haze.

10, I forgot how long we haven't spoken, and I almost forgot why I had so much to tell you in the first place.

1 1. My memory hurts me, and I can't forget the past.

12. Being able to live a carefree life is bound to bear the pain of loneliness.

13, I have long been used to the feeling of heartbreak, why not break it again?

14, no one loves you very much, just chasing you in the street, just like your back.

15, waiting hard, but waiting for a red invitation.

The circle of friends of 202 1 said sadly: the people and things you can't let go now will be replaced by time.

1, the people and things you can't let go now will be understated by the years.

Never feel sad because there is no one around you.

3, I just want: simple companionship, unconditional trust, and visible concern.

Those who decide to forget, don't be at a loss when they meet again.

From now on, I allow you to smoke a pack of cigarettes every day, and the girls around you are fresh every day.

6. You must miss him very much. You must really want to contact him. You must wait for him to come back. But he doesn't love you, which is why you have to force yourself to leave.

7. Find someone who will not only say good night to you. Good morning is more precious than good night, because no one will think of you when they wake up.

8. The people I met later were all better than you, but you took them away when you left. I am eager for courage.

9. You don't have to be cheeky, you have to have courage and patience, and you have to save your energy to please an impossible person.

10, get, not necessarily for a long time. Lose, not necessarily no longer have.

1 1, I know that a good thing is hard to grind, but don't make me wait too hard.

12, the shallowest relationship is that you accidentally made a mistake and made him forget all your goodness.

13. If you can't be together, don't give each other any hope and hints. This is the greatest tenderness.

14, the ship we are waiting for hasn't come yet, and the people we are waiting for still don't understand.

15, disappointment is not terrible. What I am afraid of is that after disappointment, I will take chances and try to continue to believe.