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Talk about domineering in love

1. Other people's Where Are You Going has nothing to do with me, but I can't just sit back and frown slightly.

2. Dialogue between a pair of newly-married friends, the bride: "Do you think we will be together in the next life?" Groom: "You asked this question in your last life."

You don't have everything I like, but I like all your looks.

As long as you dare to bet on me, I won't let you lose if I fight for my life.

Best of all, when people are crowded, you naturally hold my hand.

7. "Wife, you are the cutest person I have ever met!" "Trojan horse! Husband, I like you who have never seen the world ... "

8. Come to me when you are tired. I want all kinds of you.

9. At the gate of the obstetrics and gynecology operating room, the wife nervously took her husband's hand: "Husband, do you like boys or girls?" The husband calmly said, "I like both." If it's a girl, I'll pay for your online shopping. If it is a boy, then we will pay for your online shopping together! " "

10, I like to make you angry and then slap you on the bulging cheek.

1 1. "You are so excellent that you will be liked by more and more people. What should I do? " "I like it."

The happiest thing is that the person you like likes you more than you do.

13. No matter who gave it to you, I will be responsible.

14, "Why don't you have a boyfriend?" "Why don't you have a girlfriend because dating is not allowed at home?"

Super domineering love: the world is strange to you and me.

1. If love can't be expressed in words, I am willing to prove it with my life.

2. What is Valentine's Day? Is that the hotel is full of blood.

I always have you in my heart now, but the proportion has changed. In the future, the memory of you will fade away eventually, and there is nothing to forget.

The sign of a person's maturity is to learn to be cruel, to be independent, to smile and to give up unworthy feelings.

5. I am poor and white, and I only have loneliness and love for you.

6. The world is finally strange to you and me.

7. I have no strength to look forward to the future. Let me rot and indulge myself like this.

8. Life is like a flower, like a dream. Life is like a play, and a play is like a song.

9. Every step I take is to get closer to you.

10, give me a fulcrum and I can hold up a sky for you.

1 1, Weixi [Thailand's transsexuality and South Korea's plastic surgery are not as good as China's Mito Xiu Xiu]

12. Will good people think that I have lost my temper after working for a long time?

13, I can't bleed to death every week, bitch. Do you think it is easy to kill me?

14, a smile is sometimes like a band-aid. Although it covers up the wound, it still hurts.

15, two kinds of enemies killed my family, wake me up.

Talk about super domineering

1. Never fall in love because of loneliness.

2, the equivalent of life, there is no distinction between high and low.

As long as we have confidence, everything is possible.

I don't have time to participate in your past, I will accompany you in the future.

5. Women can live wonderfully without men.

6. Don't forget, only you can.

If he loves you, he doesn't need to please you. If he doesn't like it, he doesn't have to.

8, life is not satisfactory, and life is earth-shattering.

9. When seeing a pretender, my brother always lowers his head silently. It's not my brother's good quality, it's my brother looking for bricks.

10, shit life, shit hard

1 1, don't take my sincerity as a bargaining chip.

12, I will still keep that feeling, just to give my youth a regretless account at the end of my life.

13, if you are as light as a feather to me, don't expect yourself to be Mount Tai in my heart.

14, what belongs to me, no one wants it!

15, cherish what you have, and don't look back if you give up.

16, I have my own style, you can't afford to imitate it.

17, feelings are not natural disasters, happiness is your own master.

18, on my stage, you are no longer the protagonist.

19, I'm not a glass or a crystal, so I won't be easily seen through.

20. When you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or go blind!

2 1, I am so powerful that nothing can disturb my inner peace!

22, my friend, I only care about quality, not quantity, only my heart!

23. Instead of praying for a plain life, pray for yourself to become stronger.

24. It is better to be arrogant and lonely than humble love.

25, it's mine, not mine. I don't want it!

Please put away your posture and don't think you know me very well.

You can stop looking at me, but you can't belittle me.

28. Dude, I'm holding hands with you. You can only love me in this life.

No one needs to give sunshine, we are the sun ourselves.

30. There is no room for a grain of sand in my eye, and neither can you.

3 1, friend or lover, if you are not sincere to me, why should I be sincere to you?

32. Isn't it better to know yourself? Why do you want others to know yourself?

33. How much you despise, how perfunctory I am.

34, the third end, in addition to betrayal is extramarital affairs.

35. I have no time to participate in your past, but you will have me in your future.

Please leave my heart when I come back.

You just need to take one step, and I'll take the rest.

I don't care about your first love, I only care about your last love.

39. If you have the power to force me, I have the power to kill you.

40. You laugh at my friends who are seldom alone, and I pity your many insincere friends.

A word that hurts me when we break up, I'm afraid who will lose who.

☆, envious love. Meet, know each other and stay together for life.

☆ There was a man who was very motivated when he was poor and obedient to his wife. So his wife never left him when he was poor and worked hard together.

☆ When a man is rich, he starts to raise a mistress, dislikes his wife, and treats his wife as a servant girl. The man completely forgot that his success was largely attributed to his wife, not to himself. For the sake of the children, the wife silently endured helplessly, expecting the children to grow up, live on their own, and then leave the man.

☆, firmly believe in your heart, believe that what you are fighting for and working hard for, it is best to stay at the end, and cherish the people around you who are good to you.

☆ The best concept of love is nothing more than * * * working together. * * Starting from a bright future, you are willing to accompany me to suffer, and I will not let you suffer all the time. We were poor but happy that year. Touched! There will be good days, as long as you are there, you can feel at ease wherever you go!

☆ Work together and there will be tomorrow.

☆ It is often not poverty that hinders our determination to be together, but whether we still believe in love, whether it will make people progress, and whether it is a hotbed for nourishing beauty.

☆ It's not that I'm pessimistic, but real life often tells us that the ending is not like this, or maybe we just need such a beautiful fairy tale and give ourselves a reason to persist!

☆ Be optimistic, the world is not so bad, I believe it will get better.

☆, mutual understanding and accommodation, love and marriage, only one person's contribution, will soon be tired.

Poverty is not terrible, poverty is terrible. This is love. I believe that love has miracles.

☆, many people tend to this kind of love, but very few can really do it.

☆ People who are worth cherishing all their lives are the ones who really love you.

☆ What are you most afraid of in the world? He is a man with a high eye and a low hand. good night

☆ I envy this relationship. From bad to best together, from poor to rich together.

☆, once told my best friend: If one day I decide to marry a man with nothing, I'm sure he has the light I want. I'm not afraid that you have nothing, but that you are not motivated.

Their love has no material foundation, but it is pure and happy, which is precious in today's materialistic society. Life is precious, love is more expensive! How many good girls surrender in front of the secular world!

☆ In fact, if you are not afraid of poverty, you are afraid of not making progress. Now all the poor people in this society are lazy, whether physically or mentally.

☆ If we care about each other, can we only be husband and wife, but not friends?

☆ Women are not afraid to suffer with you, and they are afraid that there is no hope in suffering.

☆, the way to marry love, the real marriage is not to see whether the other party has money, the most important thing is the harmony between the three views.

☆ What is love? No one knows that this mutual love is based on spirit. Don't interpret love with that hormonal explosion.

There is nothing wrong with not having a Mercedes-Benz BMW. The mistake is to let her cry on the bike!