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What are the performances of unqualified husbands?

What are the performances of unqualified husbands? After marrying the woman you like, you become a husband. There are many things to do at this time, but many men in society are unqualified husbands. Let me watch the performance of the unqualified husband with you.

What are the top ten performances of unqualified husbands? Marrying a husband is like raising a son.

Women want a man to love, protect and accompany them through the ups and downs in the future, but a woman who marries a giant baby boy can't enjoy this sense of security, because marrying a giant baby boy is equivalent to raising a son.

My best friend Jewel Lee and her husband Chen Jun are high school classmates. After work, they got in touch again at the class reunion. After that, they fell in love and got married soon. On the wedding day, Jewel Lee was a happy bride, dreaming of a happy life after marriage, but after marriage, Jewel Lee said that she was very tired.

Jewel Lee was so tired that he jumped up and down every day, but Chen was very at leisure. After work, he watches TV or plays games. On weekends, he either sleeps at home all day or goes fishing with friends. The contrast between two people, one in the sky and the other in the ground, finally made Jewel Lee unbearable. When Chen Jun came back from fishing, Jewel Lee said to him, "Did you pretend to be gentle and considerate before? Now you have become so indifferent to your family. If this continues, I don't think this day can go on! "

In the face of Jewel Lee's anger, Chen did not seem to see it. He said slowly, "I have never done this since I was a child, and I won't do it." Blame it on my mother. She didn't teach me. " As a man, he can't help his wife share some life pressure, even if the once enviable marriage will have cracks.

Jewel Lee looked at her husband like a giant baby. She suddenly felt that she hadn't found a husband for herself, because other women were caring and considerate after marriage, and she didn't feel anything, let alone a shoulder to lean on. She thinks Chen Jun is like her "eldest son". She has to take care of him, eat and drink, and even lose face when she is slightly unhappy.

These things happen every day and deeply stimulate Jewel Lee's heart. Seriously, she can't accept it. This kind of marriage makes her feel very tired. She also proposed a divorce before, but her husband kept her, and she was a little soft-hearted. However, I worked overtime in the company that day, and it was past nine when I got home. Chen was waiting at home to come back and cook. At that moment, Li Fei really collapsed.

Jewel Lee said she had to get a divorce, or she would go crazy. Her voice is helpless and sad, which makes me very distressed. I can't interfere with her marriage I can only give her the support that a friend should give her. I hope the future of Jewel Lee is happy.

Marrying a husband is like raising a son.

My husband is an only child. He has been spoiled since childhood and has many bad habits. Sometimes he makes me want to divorce him. Hum!

I remember when I first got married, he didn't go to work. He just plays games and cooks at home all day, and always tells him to drag his feet. After taking a shower, his clothes were scattered everywhere! I was so angry that I almost caught him alive with Jiuyin Bones Claw. Marrying a husband is like raising a son.

Seeing this, some people may think, what do you think of such a man? Speaking of this old lady, I get angry. When I first met him, he was wearing a white shirt and black slacks. He is 1.8 meters tall and has a sunny smile on his face. Does he look handsome? The old lady's longing for love began to ripple. He came over and said a few words to me casually, and I got on his boat. To say that women really have no resistance to Yan value!

When he is in love, his mouth seems to be coated with honey. He comes to a romantic scene on TV every day, which moves me so much that I don't want it. I'm furious to think of it! This boy is too pretentious, I can't. I'm going to catch him and beat him up before I go on!

I feel much more comfortable after playing. Let's keep spraying him. Oh, no, keep talking about him. At that time, I was angry every day after I got married with him, but he was thick-skinned and thicker than a wall. You call him a bloody dog, and he can come and pat you on the shoulder with a smile to calm you down. What a dog's leg, alas! Every time I blame myself for being soft-hearted, I lose my temper when I am coaxed by him.

What a nice person to think of falling in love! Handsome enough to lie, is there a prince charming? I remember going to ktv with him once. After I came out, several gangsters molested me. He pulled me back and rushed up to punch those gangsters. At that time, countless little stars flashed in my eyes, and I was full of worship for him! In an instant, the brain made up countless kinds. He made enemy ko brave!

But handsome for only three seconds! I was hammered to the ground before I met anyone else! The boy is stubborn, too, but keeps silent. Fortunately, the police came soon and the gangsters were scared away. Seeing him covered in injuries, I cried tears and my nose ran all over my face! That boy laughed at me when he saw me! I am so angry! If I hadn't seen him covered in injuries, I would have given him the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics to beat him up, alas! Although he has been lying down. ...

I remember I got pregnant in the third month after I got married with him. After he knew the news, he ran to someone's door and told them that I was pregnant and he was going to be a father! Crazy? Shame on you.

During his pregnancy, he changed a lot. He stopped playing games and did all the housework. He is busy around me all day, just like a different person. One day, I really couldn't help but want to try his reality. When he came back to open the door, I shouted to him, "Heaven will cover the land!" "

He paused, pinched my face with both hands, looked around me several times, said to me, "Don't read too many jokes", and then turned back to the room and closed the door. At the moment of closing the door, I heard a loud roar from the door: "Chicken stewed mushrooms!" "

Me: "..." It seems that I shouldn't take it away!

I remember the day I gave birth, I always heard people say that giving birth hurts. I was afraid to cry that day! He grabbed my hand and said to me, "Don't be afraid, I will always be here waiting for you. I love your wife. " A simple sentence makes me think he is very reliable. Everything is going well. Seeing him holding the baby after birth, I feel very happy!

Later, I heard from my mother-in-law that when the doctor in the hospital signed the consent form for him, he refused to sign it when he saw that it might be dangerous! Almost got into a fight with the doctor! Later, under the persuasion of everyone, I signed it and cried like a child after signing it! How embarrassing!

What do we do now? After the baby was born, he went to look for a job and came back every day complaining that he was tired and hard and didn't want to do it! But the next day, I got up on time and went to work without being called. I am satisfied to see the expression of my child coming back from work every day.

Although I get angry with him occasionally, I don't want to divorce him. I want to keep him around and beat him for life!

In case the marriage meets a giant baby, a man as motionless as Mount Tai, can his wife be gentle and not bad?

The problem is that Xiaoyu is very wronged, but she is uncomfortable and afraid to tell her parents, because her mother is very opposed when she gets married. Before getting married, my mother took Xiaoyu to her boyfriend's house. After dinner, Xiaoyu helped wash the dishes in the kitchen. She didn't say hello to any man, let alone help her. The future mother-in-law also sent her son a plate of fruit while watching him play games to feed him.

No one asked Xiaoyu's mother and daughter to eat fruit, and no one came to help Xiaoyu wash the dishes. After returning home, my mother said that this man is a giant baby and needs to be taken care of everywhere. It's definitely not a good life to marry him, but Xiaoyu insisted on marrying and said that it would be good to have children. Besides, she doesn't live with her parents-in-law.

"Do you know why your mother-in-law is good to you? That's because she thinks you are suitable to be the mother of her son. " After marriage, Xiaoyu's mother will say it once when she comes. She really doesn't like a quiet man, but her daughter-in-law is not a selective mother, let alone a free nanny.

Now Xiaoyu knows that she regrets not listening to her mother. A person's family background plays a vital role in shaping his character.

People say that marrying such a giant baby is a disaster, and there is nothing wrong with it.

Giant baby boy is really not suitable for marriage. They are simply looking for a nanny. Marrying a wife is for two purposes, one is to take care of yourself, and the other is to carry on the family line. Accidentally marrying such a person will really only make you uglier and hate yourself more and more, and there will be no happiness and happiness at all.

Xiaoyu is preparing for a divorce. She thinks the situation is really bad now. Her husband's salary is average, so he can't fit in. He can only be a shopkeeper of cutting. Even if there are difficulties after divorce, it will not be worse than now.

Of course, there are men who are married to giant babies and don't divorce. This is called a willingness to fight and a willingness to suffer. In short, there are only two ways to see this huge baby man:

First, follow him if you don't get divorced. That day was still calm. Anyway, if you work harder, you may lose weight.

Second, this kind of man is arrogant and cannot be changed at all, but marriage gives everyone the right, that is, divorce. If you can't stand it, stop loss in time. Divorce at 30 is better than divorce at 40.