The lines of the funny sketch "the relationship between an old man and his nephew"

Relationship between old uncle and nephew

Old uncle: Oh, no, daughter-in-law, can you still eat?

Aunt: Honey, I can't eat any more.

Old Uncle: I'm telling you, it's New Year's Day. I wrapped three coins in jiaozi. I ate one for you, one for me and one for nothing.

Hey, what luck is this?

Aunt: No, dear, we must eat today.

Old Uncle: You have to eat. This is a blessing.

Aunt and uncle: Eat! Eat!

(The doorbell rings, ...............)

Aunt: Who is it?

Old Uncle: I don't know. who is it?

Big nephew: Old uncle, me!

(Uncle opens the door ...)

Big nephew: Happy New Year, uncle and aunt!

Old uncle and aunt: Happy New Year, Happy New Year!

Old Uncle: This guy, for the Spring Festival, will come as soon as he comes, without anything.

Aunt: Come on, come in. Have you eaten? Qi Qi

Big nephew: I didn't eat it.

Old Uncle: You don't have to ask him.

Big nephew: Bao jiaozi (eats jiaozi with his hand)

Aunt: Eat with chopsticks.

Big nephew: Did you put coins in it?

Old Uncle: Oh, you are so lucky, you know? Your aunt and I ate two plates and didn't eat one.

Big nephew: Really?

Old uncle: as soon as I came up.

Big nephew: What a blessing.

Old Uncle: You want to develop this year, you know, you don't develop this coin, you are sorry, you know?

(The big nephew ate another jiaozi with coins. )

Big nephew: Uncle, how many coins did you put in it?

Old Uncle: As soon as I * * *, I'll make three bags, and as soon as you come up, I'll make two. You are so lucky.

Big nephew: I didn't expect that. I'll keep eating.

Old Uncle: Hey! ! (loudly) nephew, you are not full.

Big nephew: No.

Old Uncle: OK, that's almost enough. Hurry up and tidy up. Are you losing weight?

Big nephew: I'm not thin.

Old Uncle: Just lose weight and be healthy, you know! Hey, tell your mother when you go home and pay a New Year call to your home later.

Go, tell him your mother is waiting for you at home.

Big nephew: Really?

Old Uncle: Let's go.

Aunt: Your mother has been waiting for a long time. Your mother should.

Big nephew: OK, uncle and aunt, I'm leaving.

Old uncle and aunt: OK, OK.

Big nephew: Ah! ! Old uncle forgot one thing.

Old Uncle: What are you doing? !

(Big nephew kneels down and kowtows to pay New Year's greetings)

Big nephew: Happy New Year, uncle.

Old Uncle: What are you doing? !

Big nephew: What about the lucky money?

Old Uncle: You didn't take my things during the Spring Festival, and you asked me for lucky money. How dare you? Do you walk fast?

Big nephew: Old uncle, I heard that my uncle died of a haircut in the first month.

Old Uncle: What do you mean? !

Big nephew: Uncle, then you are ready to send you on your way.

Old Uncle: You gave it to me. Take the money and kill me quickly.

My aunt takes my wallet to my uncle.

Old Uncle: I asked my old uncle for this money. It's the same trick.

Big nephew: My uncle left and my aunt left.

Aunt and uncle: OK.

(Big nephew leaves)

Aunt: I tell you, your whole family died here.

Old Uncle: What's the matter?

Aunt: Look at you asking your old uncle for money yesterday. That's as good as him.

Old uncle: That's how my old uncle dug it. I'm no better than him. I want to get the money.

Aunt: Eat jiaozi.

Old Uncle: Hurry up, hurry up, there are still some blessings to eat. Come on.

(The doorbell rings)

Old Uncle: Who is this? This is (opening the door).

Second nephew: My uncle.

Old Uncle: Fly!

Second nephew: Happy New Year to my uncle and aunt.

Aunt: Happy New Year.

Old Uncle: Come in the New Year, and don't bring anything.

Auntie: Isn't your family always like this?

Old Uncle: I won't invite him to come and sit down.

Second nephew: Eat jiaozi?

Old Uncle: Well, what's the matter?

(The second nephew said that he picked up a jiaozi and ate a coin. )

Second nephew: Why do you put coins in jiaozi?

(Old uncle is still angry with chopsticks)

Old Uncle: I can't live this year. How to spend this year? I even got a blessing. What is my nephew doing for me at dinner?

Aunt: You are still angry, aren't you? Isn't that your nephew Isn't that your nephew (pushing my uncle with his hand)

Old Uncle: Why doesn't my nephew call you aunt?

Second nephew: old uncle! ! Because of a dollar? (Throw a dollar on the table)

Old Uncle: Not really.

Second nephew: Yes.

(The second nephew picked up a jiaozi and wanted to eat it. )

Old Uncle: Don't eat too much, right?

Second nephew: No, no.

Old Uncle: Aren't you going home? Your mother is waiting for you at home. Tell your mother I'll pay a New Year call at your house later. Hurry home. Let's leave now.

Second nephew: OK, I'll go.

Old Uncle: Let's go and close my door.

(The second nephew left and came back)

Second nephew: Old uncle, I have one more thing.

Old Uncle: What's the matter?

(Second nephew kneels and kowtows)

Second nephew: Happy New Year, old uncle (asking for money)

Old Uncle: You didn't take anything during the Chinese New Year, but you ate your last blessing. How dare you ask me for lucky money? Do you walk fast?

Second nephew: Qi Qi said that I'm going to get a haircut in the New Year.

Old Uncle: You don't care.

Second nephew: Uncle, I'll walk you on the road (cut your hair with scissors).

Old Uncle: Here, take the money (menstruation gives the old uncle a red envelope).

Give you lucky money! ! ! ! ! I got it back at my uncle's house yesterday. Let's go. Come on.

Second nephew: Goodbye, uncle and aunt.

Aunt: Honey, you still have so many nephews.

Old Uncle: Yes (running to close the door)

Aunt: What should I do?

Old Uncle: Nothing. I'll lock the door for a while and then knock, so we won't talk. There's no one at home, okay

Aunt: OK, there is no one at home.

(At this moment, the doorbell comes to mind) (Uncle menstruation covers his mouth and doesn't talk to each other)

Big nephew: Old uncle.

Old Uncle: Qiqi, Qiqi is fine.

Aunt: Are you sure?

Old Uncle: Didn't you give him all the lucky money? His personality should be all right. He can't have that kind of personality. It's okay (open the door)

Big nephew: old uncle

Old Uncle: Didn't I give you all the lucky money?

Big nephew: Hey, brothers, uncle is opening the door ~ ~ Go! ! Come on! ! Come on, come on.

(A group of nephews rushed into the room) (Uncle and aunt smiled helplessly)

Big nephew: Brother's New Year slogan (bow together)

A group of nephews shouted: Happy New Year, Uncle (reaching for a red envelope).

Lu Hua