Meng Meng Daju

First, I finally realized that the most precious feelings never need to be held in my hand.

Second, the pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.

Third, it is not love to keep the other person by your side, but it is also a kind of love to let the loved one go.

Fourth, if you are so polite to me again, I will be impolite!

I tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile, but finally I laughed and shed tears.

Sixth, the former state is: unable to learn, unhappy to play and restless to sleep.

Seven, life is like a pen. You can cross out your past, but you can't erase it after all.

Eight, the child said: "Grandpa, can you sing little stars?" Grandpa said, "Yes." The child said, "You sing for me." Grandpa said, "The stars in the sky can join Beidou!"

9. "What's it like to have a crush on someone?" "I feel that he has wifi."

I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need that person to make me feel unique.

When chatting can't find a topic, it's better to ask: How much did you eat today?

Twelve, the space formed by singing makes the years come and go, so the face of the person who is still protected has not changed and there is a huge and endless hatred.

Thank you for comforting me when I am sad. Sad signature

Fourteen, killing a Q pet is more difficult than killing a person.

Fifteen, some habits, no matter how to change.

Sixteen, I can love tore heart crack lung, also can walk simply!

It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you work on me.

See a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower.

Nineteen, your attitude now determines whether you will be a character or a waste in ten years.

20. People who are afraid of you face to face will hate you behind your back. Only when you are friends can you get friends.

Twenty-one, feelings have always been very sad, just like you.

Many people waste their lives waiting for the chance to satisfy their wishes. .

23. A woman redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man redder than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.

I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is the place where dreams begin.

Twenty-five, in order not to lose the children's papers at the starting line in the future, I will hang QQ for them now.

It's not that I don't like you, but that I don't want you to be covered in hurting me and thinking about another person.

Twenty-seven, a person you love deeply hurts you the most, not leaving you, but letting everyone you fall in love with have his shadow.

Twenty-eight, wandering in the world, no longer make an everlasting promise for anyone.

Life is fun, because life is always fucking playing with me!

Thirty, memories, very beautiful, but very hurt; Memories, just can't go back to the past memories.

Thirty-one, life is really interesting, birth and death.

Thirty-two, there is a person, you have watched it all your life, but you have ignored it all your life. Some people look at you, but they affect your life.

Number 33, tell me to get out. Get out. Call me back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

Thirty-four, self-esteem to the corner, take out all the good, you are still silent.

35. The person who can affect your mood must be the person you love most. The person who can't bear to part with your sadness must be the one who loves you the most.

Thirty-six, I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!

Mengmengda classic sentence

1. If you are my destiny takes a hand's prince, please cut through thorns for me. 2, like you, there is no reason; Don't like you, anything can be the reason.

3. Some people are destined to become parallel lines that no longer intersect from the moment when their life trajectories fade.

I'd rather be fat and cute than thin.

Maybe the other side of love is really perfect.

6, sometimes far is far, even if the distance is zero, I still don't think you are in front of me.

7. Many things are involuntary, such as I miss you so much.

No matter how old we are, we are still children in the eyes of our parents.

9. Black is convergent, gloomy and elusive.

10, there are no dreams that cannot be realized, only people who wake up too early.

1 1. Some people look at you all their lives, but ignore you all their lives.

12. Imitate a good mood when you are in a bad mood, just like dressing up on a burnt plate.

13, people who distort others' goodwill forever are hopeless.

14. Life is your own drawing board. You can paint it any color you want.

15, you say you lack love, but you don't want my love for you.

16, since you said you loved me deeply, why did you leave me?

17, I don't like waiting. No matter whether waiting is good or bad, my heart is hanging and I feel bad.

What are we pursuing? Love or affection.

19, I don't need to say much at first sight.

20. Many things are like this. If you think it's worth it, it's worth it

2 1, still on the road, there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome guys.

22. I can give up all over the world, let alone just one you?

23. At a certain time and corner, I suddenly remembered some past events.

24. Under our crazy smile, there is endless sadness.

25. God gave you an impulse to pass it on to the next generation instead of selling it around.

26, the heart seems to have never hurt, but tears keep falling.

27. About how much I miss you, all the words seem pale and powerless.

28. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.

29, there will be a familiar name once it is introduced to my ears, my heart will be completely confused.

30. A woman's greatest achievement is to find someone who holds herself in the palm of her hand and get married.

3 1, everything is like a typhoon crossing the border, no matter how wide it is at that time, it will eventually pass.

32. I have never provoked you. Why are you provoking me? Since you started it, why did you give up halfway?

Loneliness is not that the person to be waited for hasn't come yet, but that the person has gone out from the heart.

34. If love is humble, it is no longer love; If love is painful, it is not called love.

Do you know how uneasy I am that you get along with others?

36. My tears are always the brightest, but you devalued them.

What I expect is that someone will give me a hug without saying anything when I am sad.

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

39. I have been mixed up until now, and I can afford it. Only chopsticks can be put down.

40. Even if you are covered with thorns and keep me away, I still can't help but want to touch your injured back.

4 1, a woman without talent is a virtue, and I think I am too wicked.

42. Love those who are kind to you and forget those who don't cherish you.

43, life and death cycle two boundless, and see who is crazy today. I am the only one who speaks chivalry in the world. I am drunk and happy.

44. I don't want to be the shadow you want, because I want to be myself.

45. Always care about what others think of you, and you will always be a slave to others.

46. There is nothing wrong with liking someone. What is wrong is liking someone who doesn't like himself.

47. Those words used to comfort others will never comfort themselves.

48. I missed the beauty of the whole world and couldn't find another you.

49. I know that maturity is not the aging of people's hearts, but the ability to smile when tears are spinning.

50. I once thought I owned the whole world, but now I find that I only have the past.

5 1. If you think you are a woman, stand up.

52, not a lifetime person, not a lifetime, not reluctantly, can let go.

53. I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?

54. I don't know why I fell in love, and then I can't find an excuse to forget.

55. The road is not trodden by one person. It needs a group of people to move in the same direction.

56. Is there anyone who makes you feel sour when you think about it?

57. I like you. I like it so much that I can close my eyes for a lifetime.

58. Dreams never run away, but they always do.

59. I like him. I like him so much that I still can't get it.

60. What will eventually get you into it is always beautiful at first.

6 1, don't be confused, don't fall in love. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. Okay, then.

62. Why are you jealous of me? What I have now is bought with what I lost.

Please don't let go of your dream quietly, it will shine in your hands sooner or later.

64. The first time I saw your shy and pure appearance, it deeply touched my heart.

65. I never worry that I am not good at hard work. I'm only worried that excellent people will work harder than me.

66. I remember some songs, but I can't recognize the previous melody.

67. You appeared in my life in black and pink, but you lost it.

68. Finally, one day, I walked into your heart, and your movie with her was on.

69. If you choose to leave, don't look back and frown with unspeakable emotions.

70. Listen to the song you are listening to and do what you are doing, and I will feel that you are actually by my side.

7 1, I'm really afraid that I gave you a heart and you gave me a knife. Friendship or love!

Don't look at me like that, I know what you're thinking. Don't you just want to rent my seat?

73. We keep rummaging through our memories, but we can't find ourselves at that time.

74. You have been testing my bottom line. Congratulations, you have already tested it. But you crossed the line.

Our story is very short, and I remember every detail clearly.

76. Now I believe in letting nature take its course. Don't say I don't care, even if I do, what can I do?

77. You said you didn't want to hurt me. Actually, you don't understand The biggest harm is your leaving.

78. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

79. I just want to have you by my side to warm my air.

I don't like to enter other people's space, because I don't want to see it. Sorry, you need to apply for space access.

8 1. Do you have a thorn in your head? Sister will help you pull it out.

82. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

83. Some people say that the person you can see with your eyes closed is the person you love the most.

84. I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

85. Girl's Secret: Familiarity with others depends on the meanness of the chat content. Generally, the meaner the relationship, the better.

86, a person is not alone, want to be alone. A person is not lonely. Only when you fall in love with someone can you feel lonely.

87. If I see through time and love, will my heart stop hurting?

88. Ask what the world is like. Everything has its vanquisher.

It's cute and cute. Talk about cute and naughty sentences.

1. When there are no birds in a hundred mountains, thousands of people die.

2. The teacher said: Don't get up when you fall, and see if there is any money around you.

3. Lala Lala Lala, I am an expert in selling newspapers and earned 1 yuan;

If you love, life is lovely everywhere. If you hate it, life is hateful everywhere. If you are grateful, you can be grateful everywhere.

Let the storm come more violently and let the date get soaked.

6. I want to be an onion in my next life, and whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

7. Maybe you will meet a more beautiful girl, a gentler girl, a girl who loves you more than I do, but without me, they can't eat, sleep and bother me.

8. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.

9. The sky is gray and wild, and the psychology of getting rich is too confused.

10. It is said that children nowadays wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.

1 1. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

12. "Passing by the high school classroom and seeing the blackboard, I feel that English is so difficult." "That's math!"

13. Do you feel that some boys forget their girlfriends when they have wives?

14. Men's arrogance and contempt for women also come from women's stomachs.

15. I especially like the teacher to get angry, scold us for a class, and then class is over.

16. You always call me lazy. Yes, I like you and I'm too lazy to give up.

17. There is a six-year-old niece at home. At lunch that day, she talked about what her niece likes to eat. As a result, her niece said, "Dad still eats his mother's milk at this age. You said it's not a shame to lose it ... "

18. How can we grow tall without the sun?

19. Just out of the community gate this morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried and said, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!

20. I have been with you for a long time, and I like joking more and more.

2 1. Every student has magical skills to finish homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

22. Father tells a story to his son: Once upon a time, there was a frog ... Son: Is there a science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time there was a frog in space ... Son: Is there a limit level? Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time, there was a frog with no clothes on …

23. I am most afraid of death, I am also afraid of getting sick and taking medicine, and I am even more afraid of dying suddenly when I get sick and taking medicine.

24. Just now, a friend told me a touching story. When he was in junior high school, he was blackmailed by a bad boy for 20 yuan. He handed it to 50 yuan, and the delinquent boy gave it back to him, 30 yuan.

There are many heartless people in the world, but there will be more boring people.

The best way to stop advertising is to smash the TV and computer.

27. I don't think my own food is as delicious as others'.

28. Today, I saw a woman chasing a man. She is so cute. She said, "Will you be my boyfriend?" Just do it, but I'll think of another way. "

29. He quarreled with her. He slammed the door and left, shouting that he would be a grandson when he came back! Two hours later, he stood downstairs and shouted, "Grandma, I'm coming to see you!" " "

30. "Will you like me?" "no" "then I'll teach you."

3 1. The pet food company made a market survey, and the person who answered the phone was a child. Investigator: Do you have any dogs, kittens or rabbits at home? Child: No, my mother gave birth to me!

32. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you!

33. Some people have long hair that others envy, and it turns out to be a wig.

34. Most TV shows say that if you kill me, no one will be killed. On the contrary, whoever says don't kill me will be killed.

35. My sister has m-girls in her dormitory. There is a girl named "Jiao Wa", petite and lovely. There is an "Eve" who likes apples. There is a "Kuwa" with a good figure. My sister is called "Huluwa" because she snores when she sleeps.

36. When I knocked on the table in class, the teacher said to me: Be gentle, the teaching building is not strong.

37. This life is not long. Only by cherishing can we miss those beautiful and lovely things and leave as few regrets as possible.

38. Find friends, boyfriends, kiss, hold hands and have children at night.

39. "I have noticed that you have recently ..." "Stop saying' fat' or' fat'!" "swollen!"

40. The mother asked her five-year-old son, "If mom and dad quarrel, which side will you stand on?" The child thought it over carefully and said firmly, "Stand by and watch"!

4 1. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.

42. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

43. When I get up every day, there will always be a heart-wrenching drama with my dear quilt: kissing lingering, reluctant to part, and hating parting.

44. Sometimes I think I like you very much. That feeling is like eating too much and bursting.

Meng Meng da's love story

Meng Meng da's love story

First, it is obvious that the learning disability system is going to start the learning hegemony mode, which not only consumes electricity, but also is particularly stuck.

Second, Guiyang dialect in Guizhou: Today, I am standing in Zixue, please touch me and try! ? Look at you, Biao. You are a big man. Give me a whole hair and I'll give you a brick. Guys, come here!

3. Ningbo, Zhejiang: Pick me up, I'm fierce, give me a low price, if I don't tie me up, if the cat doesn't see mulberry beans, I'll yell at you, and I'll kill you by drilling Zen!

Fourth, if you are sad, just squat down and hug yourself.

5. Shaoxing dialect in Zhejiang: Oh, I'm changing Goethe to Dongdongke. Kern is the biggest, better than all, it's time to break his head!

6. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

Luoyang, Henan: Today, I'm here to play. If you touch me, you will be confused. Give it to me quickly. I will cover your face with bricks.

It doesn't matter if you step on my foot, but don't step on my shoes!

Nine, Yangxin dialect in Hubei: sharp days are hungry for autumn, sugar is hungry for customers, Mo Cohen sings about, urgent, old paper rolls.

10. How can I ask my deskmate to see the teacher for you when playing with my mobile phone in class? Play with your deskmate's mobile phone!

11. Guangde Dialect in Anhui:. You can't go until you get to Lao Tzu ~ ~ You can try it on Lao Tzu ~ ~ You look too high ~ You make Lao Tzu angry ~ You see Lao Tzu doesn't hit you on the head with a brick!

12. Wuhan dialect, Hubei province: I stood here when the sun was excited. You should try it on me. Don't make me pick up a brick and hit your ground just because you are a big country!

13. Chongan dialect in Fujian: yua is a relic of dei other than gingdiu (I am standing here today). Let me say it several times (you touch me and try). Ai Du, a sister in Ennongtu (although you are older), fell and fell north. I was embarrassed by hiou (if I am in a hurry, I will slap you on the head with a brick! )

14. Zhenjiang dialect, Jiangsu: Today, the lights are burning fast. When I look around the mud, I can see that there are sticks in the mud. Play with me, be careful that bricks will not die, and mud will be a beggar!

15. Dalian dialect: I praised tm here today. You touched me four or four times, little guy. How stupid are you? You pissed me off. Thank you!

Sixteen, Wenzhou dialect in Zhejiang: Ngi Ni gi Le, Ni seems to be Dong En, fai times, you can't cover your head, DEI JUOJIAI TIMES ababa Le Ju Du Ni Du Le De!

17. Cantonese: I'm going to study in an enterprise today. If you are depressed, I will try. You are old enough. If you mess with nou, I'll slap you on the head with a brick!

Eighteen, the child did not study well and was scolded by his mother. After being scolded, the son looked at his father with sad eyes and said, why did you marry her? Dad also said with sad eyes: it's not because of you!

Do you know what shredded potatoes are? Is to cut potatoes! Do you know what diaosi is?

Twenty, I only like one kind of flowers, rich flowers and casual flowers.

2 1. Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

Playing the lute to a cow is nothing, but talking to a cow is the real skill.

23. yancheng dialect, Jiangsu: As long as you stand with Enzi 'en, you look forward to Tong En. I hope you have such a big forehead, so take care of you quickly!

24. If I don't know where Sichuan is: Today, I am standing in this collapsed place. You are hot for me to watch, but don't look at your doll's head zuai. I feel hot for my hair, and I will pick up a brick and hit your doll's head!

25. Shortly after the start of school, a friend of mine in the Foreign Languages Institute told me that there were many boys and girls in many majors, and the class was miserable. To make matters worse, the two boys fell in love.

Twenty-six, life is like anxiety, there is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

Twenty-seven, pet food companies do market research, and a child answers the phone. Investigator: Do you have any dogs, kittens or rabbits at home? Child: No, my mother gave birth to me!

Chaozhou dialect: I am doing a small business. Dare not take me to try. Don't act like a big melon, I get stuck in your head when I get angry!

29. Suining, Sichuan: I am standing at this Kakatou today. Don't mind your mouth shut, I'll turn you over.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

Thirty-one, Qinghai Ledu dialect: I sincerely hope that the brain (one sound) takes up (two sounds) and this (two sounds) stays. You can hang your brain (one sound) and (two sounds) appropriately. Keep the ball and see if you know how much you love your country. Keep your brain powder and go straight to a plate-shaped racket channel!

32. Shaanxi dialect: If you are hungry today, you will be hungry. I promise your baby melon seeds will look good. If I am hungry, I will pay you a brick in my pocket.

Thirty-three, Anqing dialect, Anhui: Follow the old people and stand here quickly. Little Diao dares to touch Lao Zi to see if you look like a tall bamboo pole. I'm going to catch Lao Zi and dig you to death with a brick!

34. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

35. Hunan dialect: I am standing in Carida today. If you move, I will try. Although your embryo is big, I will crush you with a brick!

36. Weifang, Shandong: I am standing at this door. You blame me for trying. Don't look at your size. If you make trouble, I'll hit you on the head with a brick (softly)!

Anhui dialect: I stand on the plot of this hall. If you have the guts, do it. Despite your high bones, I will take you with me!

38. Dongchuan dialect in Yunnan: I stand on the spot in the sky and hate you for me. You are so big from Mao's point of view that I sweat you in armor!

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Forty, Jiangxi Jiujiang dialect: I really fell to the ground, I am eager to explore what I am doing. I'm a little more afraid of the pot than I am. I accidentally riveted it, so I cut bricks to make S!

Forty-one, others are full after eating two bites, and I can still eat two bites when I am full.

Forty-two, Shandong Weihai dialect: Today, I will stand and cover, and I will try to catch mud residue. Don't look at the mud, I'll get angry and hit you on the head with a brick!

Forty-three, it is said that women are books, and mushrooms are cold. Judging from your figure, it should be a bound book.

44. Snakes mate for hours. What do you think of this? Xu Xianzhen's is great.

Forty-five, Maoming, Guangdong dialect: I will be a company today! Are you depressed for me? ! That's great. Are you kidding? I'm just hitting you with a brick. Hey, are you dead? !

Forty-six, the father told his son a story: Once upon a time there was a frog son: Is there a science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time, there was a frog in space. Son: Is there a restricted class? Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time there was a frog with no clothes on.

Forty-seven, some people look good, some people are ugly, and some people are in between, so ugly.

48. Sichuan Leshan dialect: Give it a try, Lao Zi. Let's get rid of Lao Tzu's rei. See what I can do to you. I don't want to see you get a big piece of wood to make Lao tze angry. I'll weld you a stone. If you don't believe me, sue!

Forty-nine, Yantai, Shandong dialect: I introduced it to my son (three times), and I dare to save the head of Qi (three times) and my brother's son (four times). Look at the block (three times) (two times), how many times have you hurt your brother Meidochan with an electric drill!

50. Northeastern dialect: I praised your uncle today, and your mother moved me aside four or four times. Don't worry about your size. If you are in a hurry, I will kill you with a brick!

Fifty-one, Chongqing dialect: Today, Laozi's bean station is a bit old, so I can move it here to see it. Don't watch the baby grow too big, let the cat sweat a brick directly on the baby's skull!

52. The reason why I am fat is that there are many things in my heart, and I am not thin.

53. If you have a fever at home, you will stick to surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer.

It is unlucky to go to the hospital before the exam. Why? When I came up, I asked: What subject did you fail?

Fifty-five, Hubei Yunmeng dialect: Today, I stood waiting for Luohe, you pang (four tones) ha, I'll try, don't look at your big size, I was so angry that I covered your skull with a brick rake!

There is only one earth, so we should take good care of it. There is only one me, so you should love me too!

57. I am small-minded, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it.

The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

59. Some people are good at geography, physics, history, mathematics, Chinese, English and chemistry. And I have a good attitude.

Raising fish is very troublesome. I often forget to change water once a week. Then I have to change the fish once a week.

Do you wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand? That's disgusting. I use paper.

Sixty-two, the award-winning column of a classmate's resume says: I won another bottle many times during my school days.

Sixty-three, Guangxi Yulin dialect: Genri Goose goes to Kehuanggen Road, you are a meat shrimp goose, and you are big. If you break me, I will kill you!

Sixty-four, the so-called holiday, the family is suspected, no money to go out, especially free every day.

65. W: What do you think of sex? M: I don't think so, but there are many ways.

Sixty-six, Tianjin dialect: I recently beat my son and praised my son. Touch me, don't look at the mud, it will be urgent. I will pat the mud on my head with a drill!

Sixty-seven, Hangzhou dialect in Zhejiang: It has been a long time since I was a child. If you touch Lao Zi, you will see that you have lost everything. If you mend your coat, it will still make you feel like a brick!

Sixty-eight, if only the homework could be copied and pasted ~

Beijing dialect: I stand here today, please try to touch me. Don't look at you, you are a big boy. I am in a hurry. I took a brick and screamed. You are a good girl!

70. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

Seventy-two, Jiangsu Hai 'an dialect: Come with me to the Qiuzhan Guest House and try to touch me. I'm in a hurry, regardless of your size. I'll check you with brick se (fourth sound)!

Seventy-three, Chengdu, Sichuan dialect: Today, I stood in this ditch. If you touch it, I will tell you. Don't think that I picked up a brick and welded your baby's skull just because you didn't trim the edges!

Seventy-four, Shandong dialect: Today, Lao Tzu's nest is standing and building mud. When the mud rushes to meet the nest, don't pick it up just looking at the mud slap, it will make you angry and arrogant!

Seventy-five, Taizhou dialect in Zhejiang: Jinning, oh, Bai Ji, oh, er (reading ng, that is, you in Mandarin), oh, the top in the industry? Smile at silver, white clothes (zang) behead (brick) kill the well!

Seventy-six, Shanghai dialect: Wu made a list of today's bad things, and the people next to Nong looked at it and agreed. The cutting depended on the hungry Mu, and the only book Gu Si Nong Gang left. Wu Sa is angry at home, Wu Nai, make up beans and chop up farmers!

Seventy-seven, there is a kind of people who don't like you and don't let you like others. Are you talking about the head teacher?