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Eye washing hurts. Tell me.
The real function of tears is to wash your eyes and let you see the person who makes you cry.
3, you can be wronged, you can cry, but don't let everyone see your vulnerability.
4, some things, not the stronger the better, just right. Deep words, shallow words, we walk a long way slowly.
Parting is always good, it symbolizes a parting and another beginning that must be faced.
6. You asked me if it was worth loving you. In fact, you should know that love is not worth asking.
7. Say forever and don't know how to break up. Finally, I thought about it myself, but I couldn't figure out what separated us at the beginning. Then, you suddenly realize that feelings are so fragile. Can stand the wind and rain, but can't stand the ordinary.
8. Pursuing passion as a teenager, but infatuating with peace after maturity, it is a kind of courage to believe in love as always after we pursue, hurt and deviate. Everyone has a forest of his own. All the people who should have lost are lost, and the people who should have met will meet again.
9. I hope that after many years, you and I will meet old friends, get drunk and sing an immortal song!
10, the world is simple, but people are very complicated. You are lonely because you want to be cared for and don't want to be disturbed too much.
I don't want to be a god or a hero. Just be a tree, grow for the years, and never hurt anyone.
12, the car of the times went ahead with a bang. We sat in the car and passed only a few familiar streets, but we were also thrilling in the flames of the sky. It's a pity that we are all busy looking for our own shadows in the fleeting window. We only see our faces pale and small, selfish and empty, shameless and stupid. Everyone is the same, and each of us is lonely.
13, I hope that for the rest of your life, I will be a returnee, not a passerby.
14, I want you to know that there is always someone waiting for you in this world, no matter when and where, you know, there is always such a person.
15, people will always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but they will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss when they are happy.
16, if you knew me before, then you will forgive me now.
17, what kind of world you see, what kind of heart you have.
18, a mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer strange people, and everyone has his own difficulties.
19, time, can understand love, can prove love, can also overthrow love.
The word tears is used to wash our eyes and let us see the truth clearly, which is very distressing.
Although the final result is black and blue, I will try my best to hold my lover tight.
Second, I am not afraid, even though I am alone.
Judging from the way he eats, it is hard to believe that mankind will become extinct one day.
Fourth, I wish I was just a child. Laugh when you give a candy, and cry when you fall. You don't have to disguise yourself beyond recognition, you don't have to suppress your feelings, but there is a word called reality.
Sometimes I always hear the sad cry of birds when they cut through the sky.
6. On rainy days, even if I get wet little by little, I'd rather disappear into the wind and rain.
Learn to be yourself and gracefully let go of everything that doesn't belong to you.
Eight, vicissitudes of life, white head, parents.
Nine, the exam is a cloud, and after the exam, it becomes a dark cloud.
Ten, even if I'm happy. But there will always be a person's name that makes me stop laughing at once//*
Don't make yourself miserable by obeying the law.
Love is just a beautiful calf when you are lonely.
If I love him, I can't lose your chip.
Fourteen, I want to be a stinky tofu-like man, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.
It's very kind of you to walk away and leave me at home alone.
Sixteen, if the truth comes out, no matter quarrel, boredom, fatigue or all kinds of setbacks, how can you separate your lover?
17. Men who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.
I heard that you were not doing well, so I stood at the door and played all afternoon.
Nineteen, one yuan has one yuan, and one hundred yuan has one hundred yuan, all of which have their own happiness.
Twenty, vicissitudes of life, white head, parents.
Twenty-one, love is spiritual opium after all.
Twenty-two, cucumbers must be filmed, and life must be high.
Twenty-three, I have two long emotional lines and two disappeared teenagers.
Twenty-four, [I heard someone mention that I was your intention, and your eyes were red several times]
Twenty-five, there has always been a dream in the old days, and that is to return.
Look at life clearly and say sentences.
All kinds of life, only see clearly, can not waver, do not give up.
1. Ten powerless things in life: ① Falling on your wall. (2) People who leave you. ③ elapsed time. 4 there is no choice of birth. ⑤ inexplicable loneliness. 6. Helpless forgetting. All landowners are gone forever. 8 others' ridicule. Pet-name ruby inevitable death. Attending hopeless love.
2. Whether you are a college student shrouded in the shadow of disappointment or a very unhappy worker, you should find your self-confidence, find the right direction, make the right choice, and then work hard. Don't pin your fate on delusion. Besides raindrops, bricks also fall in the sky. You won't know the truth of life until you are hit in the heart. So, from today on, you can either pursue your dreams hard or be the mud on the soles of others' feet.
3. Define success by paying attention to yourself, not by external things (such as money).
There are too many things to look for and pursue in a person's life, but there are two kinds in summary. One is material, and it is also the pursuit of wealth in life. The other is spiritual, that is, pursuing emotional harmony. Material desires can be achieved through hard work, but only for the length of time. There is a reward for giving, but spiritual desire is not so easy. Sometimes, if you pay, you may not get a return.
If you can find out the problem fundamentally and think hard, you will never make a mess of things!
6. Ignorance and ignorance are things that everyone hates, but this can only be avoided through learning; Beauty and health are things that everyone is proud of, but it is best to add maintenance. It's mean to think you're funny and slander others.
7. Youth is an imaginary world. Expand your thinking and enjoy the thief's light. Whenever you stand on the roof in the morning and watch the new sun shine from the east, it spreads the earth and never asks anything from human beings. It just pays blindly. This is what we want. A new day will make me treat new things with greater enthusiasm. Every day I set out towards my dream. Regardless of failure or success, I will smile and say to myself, Come on, don't give up. It is my dream that makes me full of energy every day, whether it is early morning or dusk.
8.-think about the consequences before doing something, think farther and be more cautious, so as to avoid hurting others and reduce regrets afterwards. This is a very important point in treating people.
9. Stanford University motto: The real failure is not that you haven't finished something, but that you are willing to fail.
10, the request can get better results than the command. Those who are good at giving orders will certainly be able to obey and carry out them. Willing to cooperate to generate support, forcing obedience leads to failure. Tell your boss what you want and see if he is willing to help you overcome obstacles. Friendly cooperation is more popular than incitement. Cooperation must start with department leaders, and so must efficiency. Collusion is not cooperation. No one can hurt you unless you want to be hurt by others.
1 1. The most important thing in life is to make people really like you and admire you, not your financial resources or superficial obedience.
12, habits can change fate; Change yourself and start from scratch; Change is necessarily painful, but the result is brilliant; Good habits will attract success.
13, accustomed to depression, can only continue to be depressed; People who are used to being mean can only remain mean.
14, the true meaning of love has nothing to do with appearance, but with persistence, trust and interest.
15, life is worse than death. -This is a win-win situation. This is healthy competition.
Uncle, look carefully. This is a slipper print.
A man fell in love with a color-blind woman, and then the boy's family said that color blindness was a genetic disease, but they strongly disagreed. But in the end, the boy broke through many obstacles and got married on Girls' Day. A year later, he gave birth to a daughter. Soon, the tragedy happened, and the daughter decided that he was color blind, and then the boy resolutely divorced the girl. Then the question is, why do boys divorce girls?
Those little girls, once their hands and feet are hurt or hurt, or bleed! Just take a photo and send it to Weibo to make room for it ... I can't figure it out. Her period came and she bled a lot. Why not take a picture of the wound and send it out to complain!
At home, I was beaten by my mother for being naughty. I met an old man outside when I escaped from home. The old man looked at me and said, "Hey, how old are the children now?" I was annoyed when I heard it: "Grandpa, look clearly, this is a slipper print." ...
Do business in the city, or go to the noodle restaurant you often go to. A strange man is busy greeting guests and checking out. I asked, "I haven't been here for months. Have you changed your boss? " The man just sighed. I said, "but the taste of noodles hasn't changed, just like the original!" " "The man said shyly," the wife of shop-owner hasn't changed. "I will go. There are many stories. . .
Yesterday, my husband and I watched our daughter's Children's Day performance together. My husband thoughtfully watched her dance on the stage, which was a rare concentration. At the end of the song, the husband touched his chin: This girl is definitely my own, and the whole dance has no movement, just like me!
Do you dare to see your relatives online for three minutes recently? LZ looked at my daughter-in-law on a whim and stayed at dinner at night. She didn't say a word or wipe the table. She sat on the stool and said, honey, I was wrong. I shouldn't put my feet in your mouth when you sleep at night. my God ...
I want my son to learn musical instruments, but I hesitate to spend money. My wife read my mind and said, "There is a musical instrument that costs nothing!" " "I was overjoyed and asked," Tell me, what instrument is it? The wife curled her lips and replied, "Whistle! "
Primary school exams often fail, and the damn teacher asks parents to sign. One day, I was out of my mind and folded the failed paper into a small square. Then I went to my father and said, "Dad, how do you write your name?" Dad took a look and said, "Son of a bitch, how dare you insult your father's IQ!" " "Then, ahhh, a terrible beating.
In a remote village, there is a straight telephone pole on a narrow path. Strange to say, people often have accidents there. Soon a man and a woman were accidentally knocked down by a bicycle and died on the spot. One night, five-year-old Xiao Zhi and her mother passed by on their way home. Xiao Zhi suddenly said, "Mom, there are two people on the telephone pole." Mother took his hand and walked away quickly, saying, "Don't talk nonsense, children!" " "But it soon spread. One day, a reporter came to interview Xiao Zhi and asked him to take him to see the place where the car accident happened. Xiao Zhi generously led him, and the reporter asked, "Where is it? "Xiao Zhi pointed out that the reporter looked up and saw a sign hanging on the telephone pole, which read: Everyone is responsible for traffic safety.
A second-rate daughter-in-law bought me a new pair of shoes. Come back and show me, honey. Let's try on new shoes, huh? It's good. If it is not a 42, a 4 1 or one side, the result will be perfect. .
I was naughty when I was a child, and sometimes I got burned. Usually my mother puts some homemade sauce (soy sauce) on me, and it won't take long. I burned my hand playing with fire at menstruation's house in the summer vacation, but she didn't have soy sauce at home. I think soy sauce can treat burns, because it is salty, so I sprinkled salt on the burns. ...
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