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How to send a circle of friends after the wedding?

1. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life, just listen to me.

Congratulations to Mr. Mystery for legally obtaining the beautiful girl in the universe. Who the hell is my husband? Please bring some money to my wedding. (code his face on the marriage certificate)

I was raised by dog food, and I gave it to everyone twice today.

4. The friend wrote "Earn" and the daughter-in-law wrote "Loss".

The wedding day was March 8th Women's Day, so I typed two words: Welcome Festival.

6. I bought a person for 9 yuan today! (Comment: It's free now. )

After seven years of love, you are no longer my girlfriend, but my wife.

7. Party B is irrational.

2018 May 20 13: 08, I have officially taken it off the shelf.

8. I want to try this photo studio. What are wedding photos like? Try to get out of Raqqa. Well, you guessed right. We are all Aries.

9. Personally, I have loosened my decision to "never get married or have children" this year. I don't know the reason for the looseness. Maybe it's age.

10. Fit.

Lawn wedding

1 1. Getting married is a big event for two people, my wife and my mother. (photo with daughter-in-law and mother)

12.5.28 is the official day, and those who cannot be present will accept the red envelope transfer. At that time, the live broadcast room will be opened and yachts and rockets will not be rejected.

13. When she confessed to me, I said, "What do you like about me? Two years later, I changed her household registration book.

14. Life will drown our enthusiasm with dullness. Only by finding an interesting person to marry can I face the grim reality.

15.j1106-2013-006521(marriage certificate number)

16. The second cup is half price for life. Like money, you can get a 15% discount.

17. Go out with your boyfriend and take your husband home.

18. Didi, wife card.

19.205438+May 20th, 2008, I am a girl.

20. What is the friendship between girls?

First, when I got married, you gave me red envelopes, gifts, cards and understated wedding wishes.

Second, when I got married, you cheered and felt deeply comforted. The banner of forbearing me, taking care of me and comforting me can finally be replaced by a standard bearer, and it is a sigh of relief.

Third, I got married. You received a text message or an invitation and cried behind closed doors for three days. So I got married today. Which one are you? Please number or add.

Wedding scene bride and groom

2 1.6 1 day to get the certificate, and you can issue "Children's Day can last a lifetime".

22. A long time ago, there were at least two kinds of beautiful women: married and unmarried. Now there is one more, called non-hidden marriage.

I finally have a national certificate in my hand.

24. Make a fool of yourself. (Send a photo with only the husband's marriage certificate)

25. Comrades, stop shopping casually recently and start saving money.

26. It's time for my friend who received my money to pay back the interest.

27. Long-term meal ticket recipients

28. Hello, everyone! My wedding photos are distributed to different people according to different styles. If you see this melancholy style, it proves that you are a lonely person in my heart.