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Complete works of non-mainstream characters

1, if you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bikes one by one.

2. My heart is wandering and I can't find the other side. When I am tired, I will sing a love song to miss you.

3. You grew up without cover and lack of love. Tie a hemp rope around your waist to cover your head.

Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.

After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few words of Chinese.

6. The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

7. Is there such a person around you who is happy when you are angry?

8. Not every sentence of sorry can get a sentence of indifference.

9. Being in a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

10, happier, safer and happier.

1 1, perhaps isolation is the best way for me to protect myself.

12, gossip is the monosodium glutamate of ordinary life, which regulates everyone's taste.

13. Now all cats and dogs dare to call themselves teachers, don't they, Ceng Laoshi?

14, please cherish the thin people around you, because if a gust of wind blows one day, they will be blown away.

15, the heart, so big, and you, but accounted for two-thirds. ...

16, don't say pain easily. Some people are just watching jokes.

17, like but not together, who knows?

18. Don't do things that you regret. If you do, do what others regret.

19, beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not bring happiness.

20. dream of eating spaghetti last night, and the next day I found my shoelaces missing.

2 1, in fact, I am also a fairy, but I didn't grasp it when I came down, and my face landed first.

22, without you, the sky is so blue, the grass is so green, and even the neuropathy has become smart!

23. Being infinitely close to your ideal appearance is the best thing I have ever done.

24. All the nagging of a woman just wants to get a word of concern from a man.

25. It is a friend who speaks ill of you to your face, and a fake good man who speaks ill of you behind your back.

26. In public, I often choose politeness, but in private, I often insult my manners.

27. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

28. Do two things every day: don't want to sleep at night and don't want to think in the morning.

30. You have me in your eyes and I have a pig in my eyes.

3 1, something that makes you sad, you will say it with a smile one day.

32. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it.

202 1 Complete Works of Non-mainstream Characters

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If I let go, why should I stay? Don't think highly of yourself.

If you give it to me, I will cherish you with all my heart.

4. Everything is just self-deception ≮ believing ≯ is just P words for me.

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6. Your behavior. "Moth, speechless! !

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8. moths are willing to hold your hand and grow old with you ~ ~

9. It's not that I don't love you, it's that you and Ben don't let me near.

10, * * and 7 タタタタタタス.

The seas run dry and the rocks crumble, witness my love for you.

12 and ∝ are are so paranoid and obsessed with those who are simply desperate.

13, I dare not tell you because I am afraid. I'm afraid I won't even make friends in the end.

14, Russia is very simple, as long as you say a warm good night.

15, ≮ Valentine's Day, lover robbery, ⊿

16, _ About you _ I think [Nuli] has to forget it.

17, if you can understand me, will you have a little heartache?

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19, Sue \ \ just looked at you silently and smiled like this.

20. When I say 1+ 1=2 to you, it proves that you are dead in my heart.

2 1, calm morning rain happiness is the best thing in my life.

22, ★. Only love to the bone will hurt. However, it turns out that you are not the one who will make my heart ache. つ

I heard you cry, but my tears were for her.

24. Both Russia and China lost time.

25. [Ann,] Language: ◆◆◆丶╰╮: Some things keep it still. When you are white-haired, can you still recall its fragrance?

Getting used to the truth is a terrible thing, which reverses one's mind.

27. End of the story: I took you too seriously, and as a result, I lost everything. . .

I love you,

29.◇◆ I just don't understand why, and I still can't forget it.

30.★ Summer 3: Water the seeds of happiness with tears.

3 1, ℡, our love is like a withered flower, which can never be recovered.

32. Don't underestimate me. Now I'm just crazy. ↘↘: Even if I feel like crying, I will try my best to smile.

33. Learning will make you strong and change your stubbornness.

34. I think love is too simple, and losing you also destroys our promise.

35.-I want to love you all my life. |-I love you and want to be with you all my life.

Please remember your promise. You said you would marry me, so you gave it your all. /

37.√~ Why is it "I am confused and hurt"?

38. You tore your heart out.

39. altman, stop ... baa? ? (yeah)

40.-pale and weak. -Like struggling ants.

4 1, laughing "Is it true? No, I am trying to be brave. "

42,-(Road) _ _ Still going back, just turning around!

43, ◆ ◇? Russia can't talk anymore, I really love you.

44. On the edge of love and love, the phantom of love often appears.

45. _ _ _ ★ ╰ ╮ I will have the last laugh.

If I leave, please live a good life.

47. I am a person who doesn't know how to love others, and I don't know how to love myself.

48. Security means that the person you need is always there.

49. After a long time, all the details are blowing in the wind.

50. Silence is ultimately the opposite of vulgarity.

Non-mainstream personality QQ talk about daquan

First, Yue Lao and Meng Po are lovers, one holding the string and the other breaking the world of mortals. Is it true?

Second, if he is not as good as me, what will you do? If he is better than me, what should I do?

Third, the stars actually shine! Just no sunshine!

If your eyebrows stay for me for half a minute, why can't you see my deep affection as always.

Five, the original everlasting, just a misunderstanding.

I closed the curtains, thinking that I would spend a long night. I put on short sleeves and thought I could wait for the typhoon on the balcony. I put on my headphones and thought everyone was just playing a pantomime.

If your hands are not so warm, if my tears don't fall.

8. [Keep your initial warmth and sunshine. This is the place that attracted me at first]

Hide your tears and cry where you are not. ]

If love is just an illusion, how can we lie?

Have you ever been teased when you are serious? It's like oil boiling in your heart.

Twelve, praise you two words is like you? Isn't Xueba the little lover of all teachers?

Thirteen, did you get good grades? Are you a local tyrant? Isn't someone like you? No, then what is the meaning of your life?

14. You don't know how disgusting jealousy is until you watch the person you like fall in love with another person.

15. Always hot and cold, being suspicious is actually afraid of losing.

Sixteen, father is not synonymous, he is your life.

17. I am young and frivolous, even reckless, but I have been longing for you for a hundred years.

I said: I put too much washing powder. The classmate asked: What? Your brother has too many wives?

Nineteen, why do some people always like to befriend people around them, as if she knew them first? This kind of person is the most annoying!

When I face a person, I don't know how to face them

Twenty-one, how many people have told you that you can't live without you, and then where are they?

22. Two people who really love each other will not be defeated by distance, money and gossip.

23. I am the backup in your heart. I want to learn to see through your hypocrisy.

Twenty-four, you forgot all our vows when she grabbed love in her arms.

Twenty-five, like me, being afraid of trouble and pain is more suitable for me.

Your tears are cold in summer.

Twenty-seven, [I love you without lying, exaggeration, falsehood and lies]

I just want to know who was laughing when I fell.

Twenty-nine, [because it is obviously unwise for a person to give up a city]

Come on, dreams are our eternal pillar. Don't give up, you will always fall down on the road of dreams, stand up and pat the dust, and we will move on.

I know it is impossible to break up with you, but I still want to know more about you from others.

32. I have never pushed you away with my own hands. You chose to leave. What's the use of my retention?

33. Can you not give me a chance to think, can you stop me from being hot and cold, and can you stop me from being swayed by considerations of gain and loss?

Don't do anything extremely obscene with your inner gentleman face. Sooner or later, your face will be as obscene as what you have done.

Thirty-five, I said a noun to let him break up. I know you can see it.

If you betray me, I will turn your future lover into a lily.

Super-drag non-mainstream personality

1, don't think that girls who swear are not good girls, but better than those who are full of calculations.

2. What? People who are jealous of me, I just live brighter than you

When you can't hold on, you can tell yourself that I'm tired, but I don't think you can say that I can't.

4. I'm fine, I'm fine, but I'm emotional and not good.

No matter how serious a man is, he can't stand foxes, and no matter how tough a little girl is, she has to have her period.

6. In this world, many people look at you, but few people accompany you.

7. If you are willing to die for me, and I won't watch you die with my eyes open, then I have to close my eyes.

8. I want to kill Baidu! Because it knows too much!

9. I admit that you have the confidence of Xifeng, the figure of Sister Furong and the beauty of flowers.

10, hacked to death, I am a Buddha; Chop me to death, and you are a murderer.

1 1. Women are animals that bleed for a week every month. What are the reasons for not being strong?

12, there is a feeling more painful than lovelorn, called self-love.

13, green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful girls are loved by everyone. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love.

14, find someone, talk about a love that won't break up, and then get married.

15, I can smoke, fight and drink, but I can't be lovelorn.

16, I often enlighten my friends and don't know how to enlighten myself.

17 I like to wake up every morning with a message you left me, but that message is your truth.

18, what I want is vigorous, not plain.

19, some words are unclear, but it's better to say it's a good time. Dead or alive, there is a result.

20. When you were a teenager, you confessed loudly, but now you leave alone.

2 1, boys should like girls with meat, because that is a dog who likes bones.

22. I hate those who make love clothes and stab in the back.

23. My love for you is like a flower in a bottle. Although it is colorful and delicious, it has no roots.

24. When you were a teenager, you confessed loudly, but now you leave alone.

25. In fact, I can understand that once a broken heart reaches its limit, it will take many years to heal incompletely.

26. Is there anyone like me who can't sleep at night and doesn't think about it during the day?

27, play hard, don't be too serious, anyway, no one can leave the game alive in the end.

28. Even if you take famous flowers, I will use flowers instead of trees.

29. Don't challenge me with the feelings I gave you now, because that is the past tense.

30, mistress, the man you have is the rest of my play!

3 1, all because of the previous heart and lungs, leading to the current ruthlessness.

32. I want to be a good boy. I want a lot of love. I want to be willful and lawless.

33. Gradually, gradually, some people become mean.

34. I hate people coming to me when I'm bored. I think I'm redundant.

In this world, I don't want anyone who doesn't want me.

36. Remember who stood by your side in your most difficult time and who stood opposite you in your most difficult time.

37. I don't want to bear your cheap love like a sinner.

38. It pains me to watch you care about others and treat others well.

Dear, my heart is with you, and I will get it back soon.

40. No matter how good others are, it's none of my business; No matter how bad I am, it's none of your business. Shut up.

4 1, gradually, gradually, some people become cheap.

I hate being attentive when I need you and ignoring you when I don't need you.

43. Maybe when I miss you, you miss me too, right?

44. God asked me how long you can live, and then I said to God, I will live as long as you live.

45. In this age of promiscuity, don't trust men's bullshit too much.