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What are the names of people with dates and people without dates on New Year's Eve?

Those who have an object are called New Year's Eve, and those who have no object are called staying up late.

The classic New Year's Eve is as follows:

1, with expectations and dreams, we will enter the new year. We can't change our appearance, but we can smile, but we can't control him.

2. If you see me pale in the New Year, don't think too much, that is, you forgot to give me a red envelope.

3, this year's Chinese New Year is not a gift, just send Grandpa Mao.

4, New Year's Eve, the object is called New Year's Eve, and the object is called staying up late.

For a foodie, in the new year, he has been losing weight instead of gaining weight.

6. Take care of yourself if you can, and let me take care of you if you can't.

7. When you laugh, I can be happy for several days, and when you cry, I feel sad for several months!

8. I like your body more than your heart. I like every smile and every inch of your skin. I am willing to cherish you all my life and not let you be wronged.

9. The proudest thing is not being chased by many people, but having someone who will never give up on you anyway.

10, if you want to be with me, clean up those people around you and don't make me jealous, because I'm too lazy to squeeze with them and tell you.

Classic joke

1, the ones with long legs like ours are called New Year's Eve, and the ones with short legs can only be called New Year's Eve.

You all leave work and prepare a new year present for me.

I want to give you a super cute New Year present, but the courier won't let me into the box.

Now you call me husband, and you won't be alone in a few days.

5, you cross the New Year's Eve, I don't, like my long legs, I'm afraid to cross to 2037.