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Tell me about the best assistant.

1. I'm not a thermos. Why should I keep my original enthusiasm for you?

Don't put down a glass of water when it is hot, because at the moment you put it down, you will lose not only the water, but also the cup.

If you are not better than others, you must work harder than others.

After seeing the way you love me, I'm sure you don't love me now.

5. Keep your hair long for one year and you can cut it in five minutes; After studying for two years, I forgot everything when I had a holiday; The person who loves you so much that you can't sleep at night may wake up and never move again.

6. You always look like you don't lack me, and I always feel that someone is good to you.

7. I don't like robbing others all my life, but I won't let what I deserve.

8. With our relationship, I dare to bully you all my life. For your girlfriend.

9. We always help others dry their tears, but we get wet.

10. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I didn't put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

1 1. Insecure people love music and are afraid of the dark, but they are used to staying up late.

12. There are two things I've always wanted to do but I can't: I must go to bed early tonight and I won't miss you tomorrow.

13. I will always like you until I get full marks in the math exam.

14. When you are exposed to more and more society, you will find how important money and looks are.

15. The reality of life tells women that if you run yourself as a queen, you will naturally attract the emperor; If you manage yourself as a princess, you will naturally attract the prince; Managing yourself as a beautiful woman will naturally attract heroes; If you manage yourself as a demon, you will naturally attract hooligans. You can attract the other half at any level of your management. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come; If you are great, God has a plan.

16. There is no capital for love at first sight, and there is no patience for long-term love.

17. The restored things can't be restored at all.

18. I have been behind you and never left; You keep moving forward and never look back.

19. You don't need a reason to like someone. When you don't like someone, all kinds of reasons are reasons.

20. Boyfriend must find someone who can mainly serve, otherwise I will lose my temper every day, and I will simply treat you as a brother.

2 1. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

Don't say that I have changed, but this society doesn't allow me to be pure all the way to the end.

23. Like is deep love, and love is light love.

24. I am willing to postpone meeting you, just to let you see a better me.

25. Waiting at the station, I heard two people talking. A: My eldest son asked me to live in Beijing and my second son asked me to live in Nanjing. B: You are so happy. Both sons are so filial. A: The eldest son is in Nanjing and the second son is in Beijing.

26. Time will let you see every face clearly, and the company of dragons will let you know every heart.

27. There are thousands of fair-weather friends. Who has delivered charcoal in the snow?

28. The long legs are called New Year's Eve, and the short legs are called New Year's Eve. Those who have an object are called New Year's Eve, and those who have no object are called staying up late. Me, skipping and staying up late.

29. The future is brand-new, and no one is allowed to turn back.

30. Don't praise me for being smart, because you have never seen me willful; Don't say I'm mature, you forced me not to be naive; Don't blame my reality, society doesn't allow me to be naive.

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Let's talk about the best QQ: don't say valuable. 1 yuan lighter, or 1 10,000 yuan cigarette.

Tell me about Daquan: Those who have poured cold water on me will boil it back to you one day.

Super domineering speech: I love you now and ignore me, and I can't afford to climb high in the future. Tell me sadly that I have waited for a long time in my life.

the other day

You said you were leaving.

Even though I cried my eyes red.

I can't keep you.

I know my fragile shoulders

You can't afford everything you want.

The autumn wind was rustling when you left.

Now it is full of flowers.

I have never changed my mind.

Still waiting here silently

Whether it's a moonlit night.

Or the oblique wind and drizzle this afternoon.

Just one day, you come back tired.

There is a port that can be docked.

Wait, that's a heartbreaking word.

Waiting alone,

It's a watch, it's an expectation,

Waiting alone,

That is a realm, an unknown.

Some things, no matter how much you like them, will not belong to you.

Some things are doomed to give up if you miss them again.

There are many choices in life,

You have the most choices,

You choose, you have to bear the consequences,

What can't wait, don't wait,

People who really care about you are unwilling to keep you waiting.

Meeting is fate,

Jane, it's your business not to cherish it,

Don't wait to leave. You're regretting,

Even if you stand still waiting for her,

You can't wait to get her heart back,

Many people think it's best not to get anything.

Dominated by this illusion,

What is yours is yours,

If it doesn't belong to you, it's no use trying.

To love someone, you don't have to have her.

If you really have her, you should love her.

Don't let trust turn into betrayal,

Don't let sincerity turn into deception,

Don't let waiting turn into pain,

People who leave will forget,

I won't be fascinated when I come back.

It's really hard to wait for you.

Some people are destined to wait for others,

Some people are destined to be waited,

I thought it was because I didn't wait long enough,

Actually, you don't want to look back.

When you are tired and miss you,

I can't bear to hate you, but I won't give up.

If you've been waiting for someone who doesn't want to look back,

You might as well find your own happiness.

Don't let waiting become an illusion,

Don't let your heart turn into sadness,

How far is the distance between one heart and another,

Is it close at hand? Is it Tianya?

You've been waiting silently,

The most urgent thing to go is the most beautiful scenery.

What hurts the most is the truest feelings.

Don't always choose to wait,

Don't let yourself pass by happiness again.

It's hard to wait for you.

In the past, I have been waiting for you.

In the future, I will wait for someone who is worth waiting for.

Cherish the once unique fate.

A lot of love can't stand waiting.

Sad to say: I can't get his love all my life. It's better to say goodbye.

1, I love your most beautiful words.

I want a hug. Not melodramatic or embarrassed.

I can't get his love all my life. It's better to say goodbye than to see him.

With this indifferent attitude, I live a little life left.

5. Love is not so easy. My love should not be vigorous.

6. If love is meaningless, I will not struggle. I'm not bad anyway.

7. People will graduate with good words.

8. Later, I heard a lot of people mention you. I didn't hold my fingers tightly or frown.

9. Give up, it's too easy for you to say. I will try my best to realize it.

10, when can I be qualified to stand by and watch your side?

1 1, we always perfunctory and then keep saying sorry.

12, when the poor god came in quietly, the false friendship escaped from the window.

13, stop being invisible. I won't bother you.

14, he was still so sunny that he didn't let me down.

15. If you leave, you regret having a wife, and the wife regrets having a second wife.

16, don't fall into a relationship, remember: there is love besides teeth.

17, the zebra crossing on the retrograde road, the person on my left said a goodbye that I like to hear.

18, [If you have a dream, you must bravely pursue it. Don't be afraid of loneliness, at least you still have yourself.

19, at the moment you want to give up, think about why you insist on coming here.

20. Those who look like your hair are like your eyes, but they are not your face or your warmth.

The sadness that hurts to the bone says: I have gambled all my life. How can you let me lose?

1, you broke into my world, then gave up halfway, and I finally reluctantly felt like a knife. I can love you for a day, but it takes a lifetime to forget you.

2. Sometimes, I know something by chance, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.

3, a person's world, very quiet, quiet can hear your breathing and heartbeat. It's cold, add a coat for yourself; If you are hungry, buy yourself a bread; If you are sick, give yourself a strong; Failure, give yourself a goal; Fall down, get up painfully and give yourself a tolerant smile. Yes, I am always alone. You have never been here before, and I have never been in your world.

4. Someone gives you their heart, but you pretend not to see it because you don't like it; Someone cuts out your heart, but you pretend it doesn't hurt because you love it.

5, there is always a place, a person, let your heart move, nostalgia. There is always someone who says sorry, which makes you feel sad and unforgettable.

6. I have been gambling all my life. How can you let me lose?

7. You said you would protect me, but you gave me all the big waves.

8. He can't see you drunk, nor can he see you crying and choking at night. Don't be silly. No one is distressed. It's really worthless

9. Even time is laughing at me. I should not take you too seriously.

10, I hate you, you walked into my world so easily, left my world again, and walked so freely.