An incisive sentence about drinking (an incisive sentence about a person drinking)

Classic humorous sentences about drinking

Popular class

1, I heard that it's worse than paying off a saint, and it's worse than a saint.

2. Do what you have to do and bid farewell to single dog as soon as possible.

3, soju edamame and peanuts have nothing to do with a few small cups. I am drunk in the world, and my heart is empty.

4, drink meat to be a hero, and you can also drink a bottle and a half of beer.

5, if the sky does not love wine, the wine star is not in the sky.

6, the amount of alcohol is not high, afraid of losing face, self-discipline and not drinking.

7. I was drunk last year and still didn't wake up. It's the Spring Festival soon.

8. It is easy to run amok and drink a lot of cups on the wine table.

9. Sing my songs loudly and drink my wine. Nobody wants to leave until he is drunk.

10, drink two or three ounces at a time, and you will feel that drinking is enjoyment.

1 1, I'm not free on weekends. After a busy day, I look up at the dark moon, have a drink and have a good sleep!

12, others drink and I eat vegetables, and there is no opponent at a table.

13, wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

14, stupid people are sensible, drunk people know customs. Lang Lang does Kun business and goes to bed after drinking every night.

15, everything in the world, no matter what you do or drink, is measured.

market quotations

1, every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, drink as much as you can, or run if you can't.

I will never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

3, wine and meat pass through the intestines, and friends pay attention.

4, a drink of 92, focus on training.

5, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.

I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

7. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

8. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9, ten thousand water Qian Shan total feeling, drink less.

10, if you can drink one or two, drink two. Such a friend is generous enough. Those who can drink two taels can drink five taels, and such friends can be cultivated. You can drink half a catty or one catty. This kind of buddy is the most intimate. Can drink a catty and a bucket, and later promoted to vice president. If you can drink a can, the director of the winery will let you go.

1 1, drinking and singing, life geometry.

12, the biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

13, guests should get drunk when drinking, or the host will be ashamed.

14, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

15, wine style is style, and wine bottle is level.

Drink jokes and incisive sentences

Poetry class

1、

The bright moon tower is lonely, and the wine turns into sorrow and tears.

-Fan Zhongyan's Su Muzhe

2、

Jiangnan, the sound of green and red flowers, the waterside village in the foothills.

-Du Mu's "Jiang Nanchun Jueju"

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But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with our swords and raise our glasses to drown our sorrows.

-Li Bai's "Xuanzhou Xie _ North Building Farewell to the School Book Uncle Yun"

4、

Drunk drunk, the beauty sleeps in her arms, dare not speak loudly, but frown.

-Wang Jian's Journey to the Yellowbird

5、

Where did you wake up tonight? Yang Liuan and Xiaofeng are dying.

-Yu Lin Ling by Liu Yong in the Northern Song Dynasty

6、

Bad luck frosted my temples, and I was down and out.

-Du Fu's "Ascending the Mountain"

7、

In the manager's account, this wine is a farewell party, and the Huqin Pipa flute ensemble adds luster to this entertainment.

-Cen Can's Song of Snow White sent Tian Shuji Wu home.

8、

The sage in wine is handed down by people, and the people are responsible for the country because of wine.

As the saying goes, don't go back until you get drunk.

-Shi Naian's Water Margin

9、

On a green spring day, I began to go home, singing my songs loudly and drinking my wine.

-Du Fu's "The banks of the Yellow River were recovered by the imperial army"

10、

Autumn geese are escorted by Changfeng, and I treat them in this villa and drink my wine.

-Li Bai's "Xuanzhou Xie _ North Building Farewell to the School Book Uncle Yun"

Popular class

1. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups.

If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

3, in order not to hurt feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

What I drink is not wine, but something that is hard to swallow.

5, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

6. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

7. Brother is not drunk, but lonely.

8, a person is not lonely when drinking, drinking and thinking about being alone.

9. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do anything.

10, quit once, drink once, failed to return.

1 1, backed by Jialing River, for soup.

12, it is better to doze off than to be drunk.

13, if you get drunk again, it's a pity that your wife and children are separated.

14, wine, drink less to promote blood circulation, wine, drink too much can't live.

Ancient sober people and sages were forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

market quotations

1, Bai Di's words in the cloud, Si Baliang's leisure.

2. Women who drink alcohol pour wine, drink love and get drunk by love.

3, people walk in the rivers and lakes, who can not drink. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

4, feelings are thin, can not drink.

5. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

6, a person is not lonely when drinking, and when he is drunk, he thinks that he is alone.

7. Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about one less drink?

8. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

9. Whether I drink or not, I'm playing dumb.

10, to tomorrow and to the past.

1 1, one cup after another, three cups is not too much.

12, singing opera on wine, life geometry.

13, the wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level.

14, the wine is dry and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

15, if you have never been drunk once in your life, you will regret it all your life; If you get drunk often in your life, you will regret it all your life.

Short sentences of friends circle suitable for drinking and sending.

1, I won't float if the snow doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

2, you pay, I die, and drinking together becomes a mental illness.

You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry into a dog after drinking it.

4. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

5. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking, forget it.

6. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups.

7. If you don't drink, you won't have friends. Drinking wine will put down a bunch of friends. Life is really contradictory.

8. I heard that porridge in the morning can fill your stomach and wine in the middle of the night can fill your stomach?

9. Some of my stories are about debauchery. It's better to be drunk than to have a long night.

10, I never liked the taste of wine, but I always drank myself unconscious!

1 1, how hard life is, how unpleasant it is.

12, I wanted to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

13, drunkenness is the minimum respect for drinking!

14, to tomorrow and to the past.

15, the lovesickness of the years can be revealed by adding two or two white wines.

16, delicious. I feel like a fish trying to spit bubbles at you.

17, it is said that when you are drunk for eight points, your lover is drunk for eight points, but who doesn't drink enough to vomit.

18, drink the east wind and be calm.

19, floating like a dream, for the joy of geometry?

20, half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom year after year.

2 1, don't be afraid, life is still long, there is always someone to drink and go for a ride with you.

22. I have stories and wine. Would you like to go with me?

23. What I want to say most is in my eyes, in my manuscript box, in my dreams and in my wine.

24, wine! Loneliness in the soul!

25, youth is dedicated to the small wine table, drunk life is to drink!

26, you hit me in the pub, and I fell unconscious at the door.

27. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

What I drink is not wine, but something that is hard to swallow.

29. Drink it for a while and it will stay cold after drinking it.

30. Wine has become a passport and often takes me to another world.

3 1, young and drunk, nameless.

32. Bring me Long Island iced tea. I'll sleep for half a night.

What I want to say most is in my eyes, in my manuscript box, in my dreams and in my wine.

34, life is still long, there is always someone to accompany you to drink and go for a ride.